Making my Fan fiction Account

By Hades

Hera's been bugging me to make fan fiction. She says that it would be great family bonding thing blah, blah, blah. Then Athena backed her up saying something about extracurricular writing. Whatever. So anyway I'll write a magnificently interesting story on how I made my Fanfic account.

Okay, the first thing I did was to type in my email address. (I won't write it here because you might send me spam mail.) Then the next question was so ridiculous, I almost smashed my laptop. Are you at least thirteen years old? After all that nonsense it asked me for a username. No sweat, I thought to myself as I typed in godoftheunderworld. But then it said Sorry, username unavailable. What? But I'm the only god of the underworld. It took several attempts.

supremelordoftheunderworld

Sorry, username unavailable.

Seriously?

godofriches

Sorry, username unavailable.

Oh, come on.

keeperofthekeysofdeath

Sorry, username unavailable.

My patience is wearing thin, you obstinate piece of worthless metal.

therichsupremelord oftheunderworld whokeepsthekeysofdeath

Sorry, username too long.

Ahhh!

die,computer,die!

Username available.

Author's note: Please review if you don't want to die an early excruciatingly painful death. :)

-diecomputerdie