...Don't look at me like that. You clicked on it so you're just as much at fault as I am. I checked the views and I was suprised by the number I saw, let's just say it was ten times the number I really expected so o continued it ... fuck. Not gonna lie, I like this pair but... forget I said anything.

"YOUR GONNA BE A WHAT!?!" The thunderous voice came from none other than Ares as he was conversing with his son, Cupid.

"I won't be joining the battle field because I'm going to be a father dad. I know you hate the idea but I have to do this."

"You don't have too! I left you for the call of war and you turned out alright! Your mother treated you a little too soft but your still an excellent archer."

Cupid simply sighed.

"Still, I'm not gonna abandon our child. He deserves all the love in the world!" He exclaimed with joy in his heart.

Ares never understood his son sometimes.

"Also who is going to be the mother? I hope you made the right decision with this."

Cupid gulped at the question. He was about to answer until a serpent came out of the ground followed by a little girl. She looked around and found smiled and ran towards the winged boy. She and her serpents hugged him tightly as if to cut off his oxygen.

"Hi lover boy, I missed you sooooo much." She said as she pecked his cheek.

"Nice... to see you too."

Scylla quickly turned around to meet eyes with a furious Ares.

"Hey Step-dad! Don't worry about Cupid, I'll take good care of him."

Ares quickly put everything together.

"Son! Don't tell me you interloped with this... pest!"

"Dad, I love you but don't be mean to her please. I don't regret a single thing." He said which got another hug and peck from the monster.

"I'm home.~" A sultry voice rung out through the house as the figure entered. It revealed itself to be Aphrodite, the godess of beauty.

"Aww. How's my little archer doing today?"

"Good, I'm going to be a father mom."

"And who's the lucky lady?"

She saw Scylla and quickly pieced everything together.

"Oh my... well, I wish you the best darling."

"So you're just gonna let this happen?! He's mated with a monster!"

*sniff*

"You're mean Step dad!" Scylla said as tears began to fall and quickly retreated to Cupid's arms.

"Great, now I gotta calm her down again." He said as hugged his lover tightly.

"You're not gonna do anything about this!?" Ares asked to which Aphrodite shrugged.

"Our son is the god of love. He knows when a relationship will last so I will back him. He's our child remember?"

"You're the reason our son is soft!"

Slam!

The family's conversation was interrupted by the Roman messenger as he quickly came in and closed the door behind him.

"Hey guys. Can't talk right now. Trying to run and-" Mercury stopped as he laid his eyes on Cupid.

"Cupid! Where were you!? We need serious help! Me and the rest of the Roman pantheon ar-"

CRASH!!

The door was smashed down to reveal two Roman warriors.

"War is great and all but man this hard to do without all of us! Where's Mercury!?" The goddess of war said as she stepped inside first.

"Indeed, even a powerful champion like myself needs some assistance from time to time." Hercules said as he walked though as well.

The two gods stopped as they layed eyes on their hunter.

"Where the hell were you! Do you know how many fights we lost!? I had to take the brunt of the pain thanks to you."

"I have as well. The pantheons are a formidable foe with out all of us. Come to our aid please."

"I can't. I have a kid on the way. I won't be able to join any fights until the baby is born."

The two Roman gods were shocked.

"You have a child!!! Why didn't you tell us!?"

"That certainly would have helped us prepare better."

"Wait! Cupid's a dad!?" The voice came from below the smashed door. Hercules lifted the door to reveal a slightly smushed Mercury.

"My apologies messenger."

"Is fine. I'm used to it. So... when's the wedding? OH! Can I give out the cards? Please please please please please?"

The pleas of the messenger were ignored.

"Wait, who's the mother anyway?" Bellona asked.

Just then, a portal appeared to reveal Janus and Nox. It seems that more of the romans were showing up.

"Drat! Another misportal."

"As long as we avoid any other gods, I'm fine. Darkness is not that powerful if I don't have help."

"Sorry guys." Cupid said as he stared at the floor. Who knew he was needed like this.

"Just try to hang in there for a few months and I'll be back, I promise."

"A few months!" All the Roman pantheon exclaimed.

"I wonder why the Greeks aren't suffering this badly?" Nox asked.

"Because we are superior in every way you walking night lamp!" Ares said.

"Hey guys! I sensed chaos in this house!~" A fairy by the name of Discordia said as she popped out of thin air.

"Why are all of you in my house?" Aphrodite asked.

"It's the only safe spot no other god would go to... and we all know Ares has no friends." Discordia said.

"HEY!!"

"So... How do we solve this situation? Without Cupid, we're short a hunter." Hercules asked.

"OH! How about we run away?"

"That's your answer to everything Mercury." Bellona said.

"I say we portal into another dimension. I heard dimension seventy six is lovely this time of year."

"Terra has portal sickness remember." Nox said.

"And you know how she gets." Cupid added which all the gods nodded to.

CRASH!

A vehicle broke through a wal to reveal the smith of the gods along with Terra and Sylvanus.

"Maybe I should've reinforced my creation with finite instead of iron."

"Next time wear a helmet child." Terra said as she patted his head.

"Groover, you alright?"

"MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!" Ares was literally fuming. He couldn't believe what was happening.

"I can fix it." Vulcan said quickly.

The three gods finally laid their eyes on their archer.

"Cupid! How's that bow holding up? I made it with the finest metal that you could find. Also where were you on the battlefield?"

"Cupid is going to be a father." Tera pointed out.

"How did you know?" Cupid asked.

"Motherly intuition. I'm proud of you... the bearer of your child is questionable but love is love."

"Is there anymore of you weaklin-"

BELCH!!!

There was only one god who was know for that belch. It came from the kitchen and out walked the god of wine.

"Hello everyone. How's everyone?" Bacchus said as he drank from a bottle. It was clear he was a bit tipsy

"Is that my wine!?!" Ares said with fury.

"...No." He replied as he quickly downed the bottle.

"Why don't we talk to Zeus about it?" Terra asked.

"That asshole! I'd rather retire!"

"His ego is just too much to bear."

"His lighting scares me!"

All the romans were in disagreement. There was no way there going to even attempt a conversation with the god of the sky.

30 minutes later

"So, you want me to keep the Roman pantheon out of the battlefield because one of your gods are expecting?"

The whole pantheon nodded. They really had no their choice but to seek Zeus. The other gods gave the romans a hard time, especially the Greeks.

"So, who's gonna be stuck with a ball and chain for the rest of their immortal life?"

Cupid walked up which was followed by Zeus laughing loudly. After a while he calmed down.

"So, who's going to be the bearer of your child?"

"Scylla."

His face of joy turned into that of pure seriousness.

"So you're telling me the horror of the deep is having your child?"

"Yes."

Zeus pinched his nose.

"You all are on break from the battlefield until Cupid's child is born. I'll make sure of it, now out of my sight."

The Roman pantheon were surprised by his answer but quickly took the chance and began to leave. Cupid was about to depart but was stopped by a hand on his shoulder.

"Take care of your kid alright? It might be just like it's mother if your not careful."

"Thanks Ze-"

"It's Champion of Olympus to you. Now leave, I have business to attend to."

He said as he sat back down and looked at himself in a mirror.

Cupid's future is looking a little bright.

On Cupid's lookout

The god and monster were atop of Cupid's lookout point. Cupid was doing his job while Scylla was playing with her green fire. She stood up and walked over to him.

"Why am I here again?"

"So that way I can watch you. You're expecting remember?"

He's been like this for a while now. He's making sure nonthing happens to her...which is beginning to annoy her.

"I know but I'm soooooooo bored. You won't let me do anything! You know I like to crush our enemies on the battle ground but you won't let me cause it's 'too dangerous'. It's stupid!"

"I can't risk our child participating in that kind of violence." It'll be bad on me if I did that.

"Then why do you participate then?"

"I'm the son of Ares, he would've killed me if I didn't join."

She rolled her eyes and sat back down. Finally, he could get back to doing his pa-

"I'm borrrredd!!!!!!!Entertain me now!"

"I'm playing my role on this earth. I'll play with you later."

"Fine Meanie!" She pouted.

Cupid aimed for another target. He saw two people sitting right next to each other. The perfect set up. He aimed and-

"Ahh!"

He felt something rub his leg which threw his aim off. The arrow hit an unsuspecting bystander who proceeded to romance a car.

Cupid quickly turned towards the perpetrator who was sitting down with an innocent smile on her face and her skirt slightly moving.

"What is it loverboy?" She said as she fluttered her eyebrows.

"Can you not interrupt me while I'm doing my part?"

She faked her shock.

"Me!? You're saying I did it!? How could you! You're horrible!" She cried out as she covered her face to hide her false tears.

"I'll play with you later Scylla, just be patient." He said as he prepared his next shot.

Scylla crossed her arms as she sat back down.

A few hours passed as Cupid was still looking for his next target. He was starting to get a bit restless.

Then he felt pressure on his shoulders.

"Scylla, What are you doing?"

"Giving my adorable lover a massage. You looked tense so I thought I could help. Besides... I know you just love my massages." She said as she comtinued her to rub his shoulders.

As much as Cupid wanted the massage, he gently pushed her hands away. She needed to get some rest or she'll get cranky.

"It fine. You need to get some sleep, it's bedtime for you anyway."

"Bedtime!? I'm not even *yawn* tired! Why do you hate me!?"

Cupid pinched his nose.

"Now you're having your tantrums aga-"

"IM NOT HAVING A TANTRUM!!!" She said as she began to stomp the ground and her eyes began to glow,

"Here I'll take you to bed." He said as he reached for her hand but she quickly snatched it back.

"Not until you kiss me first dummy."

"Scylla, I have a role to play. I don't hav-"

"Just one peck. Pleasssssseeee." She pleaded as she clasped her hands together.

"On the cheek."

"Lips."

"Cheek."

"Lips."

"Che-"

He could hear the growling as her eyes turned a menacing green. It seems that she wasn't changing her answer anytime soon.

"Lips it is."

"I knew you couldn't resist." She said as she puckered up.

Cupid quickly touched lips with her and separated. He wanted to make sure she didn't have enough time to trick him.

"There, now can you go to sleep?"

"...lIf you fall asleep with me."

"I have a ro-"

"Why is your role more important than me and our Child!? You're a horrible father doo doo head!!"

He...honestly couldn't argue with that.

"Fine, I'll got to bed with you."

"Yaaaaaay! If you leave, I'll slaughter you got it?" She said as her eyes began to glow.

Cupid quickly nodded his head. The two gods lied down next to each other in silence. Cupid was about to enter his slumber but was knocked out of it by Scylla who was hugging him from behind. It seemed that she wanted something.

"I'm not sleepy."

"What did you say?"

"I said I'm not sleepy."

"Well, what do you want me to do about it?"

"Well, I'm not sleepy.~"

Cupid just couldn't get a break.

One day

Cupid came back from his lookout one day and was met with a glorious sight. He saw Scylla playing with their newborn daughter.

"Hey there arrow boy."

"Is that-"

"Yeppers! Isn't she adorable!"

Cupid quickly flew to their child and picked her up with such joy. He never would've thought that he would feel the love of being a par-

RAWR!!

Cupid was thrown into the wall of his house from the child's roar. It seems like she takes right after her mother.

"Sorry about that." She said as she picked their child up.

"That was a great roar lil one, but we don't do it on daddy okay?"

The baby nodded her head.

"So... What did you name her?" Cupid asked as he left the rubble.

"I was waiting for you so we can decide silly."

"How about Isabel?"

"Eww, How about Jenna?"

"Fine, I have no-"

"Actually, Isabel sounds nice. So, how was your day?"

"The usual. Well, I'm going to prepare for tomorrow."

"Wait." She said as Cupid quickly turned around to face her. He could only imagine what she wanted. She's wanted a lot of things from her lately so he wondered what it could be this time.

She said nonthing as she walked up to him and picked him on the cheek.

"Thanks for everything."

At that moment, Cupid knew he made the right decision with this.

Who knew that being in love was this amazing.

I'll update this guy one more time... then after that I'm done. See y'all later my guys.