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Clip 2: Rainbow Dash Can't Have Foals

Rainbow Dash sat on the examination table in slight shock. "I can't have foals?"

The doctor sadly nodded, "Basically, yes."

Rainbow couldn't help but slouch back. "Yeah well, good. I mean, I've never wanted foals. I've never really liked foals. I've never ever, ever, ever wanted to be a mom!"

Years Later

Rainbow awkwardly smiled at the filly and colt Pegasi sitting across from her with frowns. "Sorry kids."

Back in the Present

"At times like these it's good to a have friend to be able to talk to about this."

Rainbow Dash thought about what her friends were like, then about how'd they'd react.

Twilight would ask a million questions she didn't know the answers to...

Twilight had a note pad and a pencil in her magic grip.

"Does this run in your family?"

"Well my-" Twilight however kept cutting Dash off for another question.

"Have you thought about adopting?"

"Well not really-"

"What was the date, flow, and consistency of your last menstrual cycle?"

Twilight waited for an answer, but Dash was frozen in shock and disgust.

Applejack would fill her with comfort foods...

Applejack set a full plate of apple pie in front of Rainbow Dash, who already had a full stomach that was bloating.

"Come on sugar cube. Keep eatin'. Just forget all about that there bad news!"

Rainbow sits up and dashes to the bathroom to vomit into the toilet.

Fluttershy would start crying...

"I can't believe I wasn't there for you! I can't do anything!" the Pegasus bawled "I AM SUCH A BAD FRIEND! WHAAAAAAA!"

...and then it would turn into Dash comforting her...

Rainbow slides over next to the crying mare and hugs her. Only for Fluttershy to rip away violently.

"YOU HAVE TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE!"

Rarity would insist that pampering would soothe her pain...

Dash grunts as the masseuse works her back too hard during the massage.

"Ahhhh, just relax darling. Let all the pain out. That's it. Why are you so tense Rainbow?"

Even worse was the masseuse was Rarity.

And Pinkie would bend over backwards to get her to laugh...

"Hey Dashie! Look, look!" Pinkie Pie hopped up and down to gain her friend's attention. "Why did the chicken cross the freeway? No wait! Not the free way, the road! And it wasn't a chicken, or- I guess that doesn't matter. But why did the non-specific bird cross the path which ponies travel?"

Rainbow just sat confused as to what she was supposed to say

...and when that'd fail she would actually bend over backwards...

"Hey Dashie, watch this!"

Pinkie dropped a banana peel on the ground and then backed up as far as she could go before running full speed straight for it. She slipped on the peel and did a back flip in the air before falling back to the ground on her face.

So as much as she loved telling her friends everything...

"Dash?" Twilight asked. She and their other friends were all in the library. "Is something wrong? You look a little down."

...when they asked what was wrong...

Dash mumbled, "Yeah I uh..."

...she just said the first lie that came into her head...

"I just found out I can never be a professional pole vaulter. I'm... too tall."

And all her friends went into over drive.

"I AM SUCH A BAD FRIEND!"

"Have you considered slouching at line ups?"

"I'll go make some fresh apple fritters, and pie, and-"

"How about a massage! That sounds wonderful, doesn't it?"

"A changeling, a rabbit, and Princess Luna walk into a castle. No wait not a rabbit a mole! And the changeling is blind! But you weren't supposed to know that!"


I am not proud, but I will not stop! At least not until I get bored...