A Gravity Falls Day

The Mystery Shack, the rickety old home was the most famous or more like infamous for being nothing more than a tourist trap.

Run by Stan Pines he scammed and and cheated people with all sort of made up memorable and folklore that anyone with half a brain wouldn't fall for. Sadly the people of Gravity Falls did lack half of brain and easily fell for whatever weird and bizzare display Stan would put up that day just to make a quick buck.

Living here beside the con man Stan was also his niece and nephew of Twelve Years of Age, Dipper and Mabel Pines. Twin siblings, both strange and weird in there own way. Dipper was the learned one of the group, always busy researching or putting his nose in a book while Mabel, Mabel was the bubbly one, always energetic, always into strange things mostly pink, and also with a new sweater everyday.

"Good morning Gravity Falls and all who inhabit it," Mabel Pines said as she got up a bright smile on her face. Her brown hair while messy still managed to have a glow as she jumped off from bed. "Zazu, Dip Dot, waky, waky, eggs and ….Pancakes with syrup and sprinkles."

Her mouth began to water on the thought.

On the other side of the messy room a long blue hornbill and a twelve year old slept peacefully. Mabel gently tapped Zazu's beak to wake her up while tapping his forehead. Only the bird woke up while the boy remained asleep.

"Mistress Mabel please," Zazu muttered as his eyes poke open, "I'm still trying to sleep, me and Master Dipper were up all night reading."

"Reading at night?" Mabel sighed, "Of course. Nerds, and probably not good for your eyes. Well, anyway...Good morning my favorite talking bird….And my favorite sleeping bro-bro"

Zazu sighed, "Why I didn't return to my world after it's destruction is beyond me."

"Because your heart knows you belong with us now." Mabel beamed.

"I doubt that." Zazu grumbled

"Well that's my pet theory and I'm going with it." Mabel opened up a window and looked out into the forest, "It's such a nice, you know what' this needs. It's such a beautiful day, the trees are leafy, the sun is sunny, not a sense of danger or insanity for miles on end and you know what that means."

"Peace and quiet?" Zazu pleaded.

By her side, Mabel's pig Waddles gave her a oink oink as she became out into the distance.

"Nope! A morning song!" Mabel declared!

Suddenly tropicana music begins to play as Mabel starts to dance.

Mabel

Jump out of bed

Mixed up some breakfast for my favorite Pet Pig

Oink oink,

Oink oink oink SNORT!

Mabel put on her new favorite pink sweater with a rainbow on it for the day.

Full steam ahead

S.S Mabel's awesome is about to set sail.

She did a little jig getting in the mood

This kind of day

Couldn't' get much better if it kept on trying.

I'm on my way

Somewhere there's some romance that needs prying.

Sliding into the bathroom she looked in the mirror showing off her teeth with her wide smile toothbrush at hand..

And who's the lucky girl in the mirror who is living her dream

She always very careful with her dental hygiene.

Waddell's it's me.

Happy just to be here

In the world renowned.

Gravity Falls

How i love my town

Gravity Falls.

When the sun comes down.

On a typical Gravity Falls day.

Walking down the stairs Mabel saw another one of favorite people in the world working in the shacks living in room, the handy man himself Soos. Soos was busy laying on the ground hammer in hand as he tried to nail down a loose floorboard. He was in completely concentration, that was until Mabel scared him by accident by standing over him with a big smile.

"Woo! Didn't see you there hambone." He said chuckling. ""Whatcha up to."

Mabel smirked. "Ah, that's cool. Hey guess what I'm singing a opening number."

"Oh, what kind, is it a I want song? Maybe more of a the heroic apphiniy song, had any good affinity lately"

Mabel shook her head. "No, more a status quo set up song to start the day with a bit exposition and character arcs that need setting up.."

"Sweet! Can I join."

Mabel beamed with joy. "Of course!"

Soos

I missed a crack.

This busy schedule makes it hard to be me.

Just stay on track

Now I'll have to fix it

While missing T.V.

Mabel turns on the T.V per his request

Maybe they'll time for a map but i'll do what I said.

There showing all the episodes of

Soos/Mabel

Duck-Teck-Tive

Soos

Every single one!

I'm standing right here underneath

my favorite job

(Favorite job)

Now what rhymes with job

(Rhymes with Job)

Oh shoot I'm forgetting what rhymes with job

(Rhymes with Job)

Just another average Gravity Falls day.

"Soos you do realize a lot of things rhyme with job right?" Mabel asked looking concerned for her friend. "I mean it's really hard to make words for, blob, snob, rob, disco jog! HIT IT!"

Mabel and Soos turn on the radio boombox that was conveniently sitting on a nearby coffee table and begin to dance around showing of there groove thang. Mabel especially showing of her skills on the dance floor, something she took great pride over.

"WILL YOU PEOPLE KEEP IT DOWN!"

"Dipper!" Mabel beamed running over to give her brother a hug. "Morning broseph! Ready for another happy go lucky day of wackiness!"

Dipper flinched he was still tired after a long night of midnight reading. On his shoulder his pet parrot Zazu, a talking bird from another world, one of two that the family kept with them sat on his shoulder, a large frown on his beak."Another day, another migraine."

Mabel beamed, "Oh yeah Dipper part of the song! Go!"

Dipper

When I want some QUIET there's nowhere to go

Zazu

A sensitive genius

So full of idiots!

Dipper/Zazu

When these two maniacs in stereo!

It never goes away.

Dipper

Typical Gravity Falls day.

Dipper slouches his way to the kitchen table and plops his head face down.

"Ah come on Dipper, it's a great day, for once forget about solving the world's woes and just enjoy it." Mabel said putting her arm around her twin brother and smiling.

Dipper sighed, "Yeah I guess, rather find a way to get Uncle Ford back from whatever darkness swallows him up."

"Well, alright…." Mabel sighed, "Guess you'll miss a fine walk around town, come on Waddles."

Mabel gets Waddles on a leash like a pet dog as the two of them head out into town. She always enjoyed the sunny warm whether yet for the last few days she had been doing this something was different. Ever since the events of the Heartless invasion and the loss of her home Mabel had grown a extreme respect for this town that she never had before. Thinking for the longest time she never see again, she was blessed almost to return back here and was not going to take it for granted ever again.

As she passed by the woods she saw all the lovely trees, the woodland creatures that inhabited them, and the beauty of nature of her world all around her. All of that was soon to be interrupted as she heard the law roar of machinery followed by a nearby tree almost falling on top of her, thankfully she managed to dodge without a scratch.

Turning around she saw a familiar redheaded lumberjack or more like lumberjill standing on top a stump blowing away some sweat from her forehead as she looked victoriously at her new conquest.

"Wen! Wen! What up girl! Sing it!"

Wendy

Oh boy dude sorry that was close.

Just a little oops, a minor set back.

(Set back)

A few more hours at most.

And i'll be done tearing down this latest wood track

(Wood track)

And then through my Teenage Will this Lumberjack

Will spread her wings and fly.

No more pigtails and a comment trail

Clear across the sky.

Now hunker down

For this girls in town.

For a typical Gravity Falls day!

DAY!

"Ooooh sounds like someone going through a want to see the world arc." Mabel said looking excited at Wendy. "Guess surviving the apocalypse can do a number on you huh."

Wendy snickered. "Well, after we did survive and came back here I don't know, been kinda...bored of life."

"Tell that to Dipper, he still thinks we're all in danger from the Heartless." Mabel said rolling her eyes. "He's been studying that book non stop. I mean I guess I understand because Grunkle Ford still hasn't returned but still….

Wendy had joined the rest of what Mabel called "The Mystery Twin gang" consisting of herself, Dipper, her Grunkle Stan, Soos and now the the three pets Waddell's, Iago and Zazu, when they went to Traverse Town after the Heartless showed up. She was definitely most level headed of the group. Kept a good head on her shoulders and tended to be both adventurous and conscious at the same time. It wasn't like her to get into this paranormal stuff let alone now magical world ending stuff. Yet Mabel had noticed that when she came back there was a certain sense of edge to her now. Perhaps she was getting bored after going through a big one like the one they had on the world of Hollow Bastion.

Yet it seems though she was becoming more and more protective of Dipper ever since that day. Dipper always had feelings for him, Mabel wondered if those feelings were slowly getting returned back. For the moment she mention Dipper poor sleeping habits a small frown came upon her lips.

"Oh Dipper not been sleeping?" Wendy said with a hint of concern in her voice. "Maybe I should talk with him."

"Yeah he listens to you." Mabel chuckled. "Me, nope, nada, empty headed as always you...Always."

"Well I'll see him later, have a good jog with the hog Mabes!"

Mabel saluted and headed off as she headed to town, there she saw in the distance the local town prison. "Hmm wonder how Gideon is doing, haven't seen the little creep ever since the mayor race."

-000-

Gideon Gleeful, child physique to the stars, or he was before he landed her in prison for fraud.

"Ah sir, what are you doing?"

Gideon sneered, "Can it you no good low life inferior! Can't you see I'm spying on my mortal enemy!"

"Why?"

"Why! Why! Because he and his no good family ruined my life….I swear, I will have revenge! REVENGE I TELL YA'LL"

"Okay," Said the thug, "We're doing marconi art in thirty minutes though"

The young child star and physique was also a power mad lunatic hell bent on taking over Gravity Falls using the power of Dipper's three journals which in them contained powerful spells, potions and other important information that no insane person should ever get there hands on. He also wanted to get ahold of the Mystery Shack and take down Stan Pines, his mortal enemy and business rival. These two had been in a Cold War of tourism for ages. Both trying to dominate the tourist trap industry.

Even locked up Gideon Gleeful still his methods, he had a telescope specially designed so he was able to see the Mystery Shack even from afar. There he saw Stan Pines standing outside looking quite confident as the day began. On his shoulder the parrot by the name of Iago a talking bird from another world called Agrabah was with him the two of them seemed quite happy to be outside that day

Stan Pines

Winds in the west.

Everywhere you look the skies are clear and sunny.

Iago

Good weathers best.

When you're in the mood to make tons of money!

Stan

I like that spunk!

Gideon sneered.

Gideon

Laugh while you can.

Until they day you laugh no more forever.

(Forever)

I got a plan.

And i'm a child physique

So you know it's clever.

Gideon leaned back. "I'll find a way outta here Pines, mark my words...I'll find a way outta here." He went back to keep looking.

"Er bot boss, your kinda stuck here with the rest of us, and all that voodoo stuff ain't working." One of the Prisoner named Big Muscle on account of his big muscles said.

Stan

They say that money doesn't matter when you love your work.

Ha!

Iago

Who'd say that?

Stan

Probably some penniless jerk.

Gideon

Once again they'll see.

They should all love me

It's just a matter of time.

(Gravity Falls)

Till I get them in line.

(Gravity Falls)

And this town's again mine!

Stan/Iago/Gideon

Just a typical Gravity Falls day.

-000-

Finally Mabel and Waddles made it, they were in the center of town. Gravity Falls, the tourist trap of Oregon in the West Coast of the United States of America. A tourist trap of tourist traps, this town was still known for it's weird nature and colorful characters. Many would be almost afraid to come by or freaked out But to Mabel and the pig all they saw just how beautiful this placed was. Sure the road needed pavement the buildings looked a bit run down in places and old man McGucket was emanating a strange smell than usual but for the most part it was paradise.

"Hey old man McGucket." Mabel waved. "How's my favorite prospector and former science guy."

McGucket gave off a mad laugh and slapped his knees. "The end times a comin again! End of times is coming again...The great heart is gonna rise from the sky one day and we are all gonna face it's judgment upon us as the light and darkness fight for our hearts!"

"Sure it is, keep being you you little rascal you!" Mabel laughed awkwardly as she walked off.

"I also rustled up ten raccoons and ate them, little ones died nice and squeamish! HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

"Keep walking Waddell's don't make eye contact…." Suddenly another familiar face came by Mabel's way. "Pacifica, how's my favorite frenemy doing."

Pacifica Northwest, valley girl stereotype on the outside, a lot more depth if you got to know here and her complicated family life on the inside. She and Mabel might have had there differences in the past, but now, now they were at least on better talking terms. Although Mabel recently started getting a bit flushed every time she saw her. She never realized just how cute she was until they started becoming more ...Akwainted.

"Ugh, fine I guess…." Pacifica said checking her nails, "So what are you doing being ...You i guess,"

"Just having a nice walk around town, enjoying the sights...seeing the world!" Mabel said as she kept blathering, "So you doing anything later, hanging out, girl time...Girl time….I like girl...Time...Eh heh...I like girl time!"

Pacifica rolled her eyes and smirked, "Well uh...good for you ...I guess." she walked off in dramatic fashion. "See you around."

"Ah, see Waddles, she's getting nicer every day." Mabel said eyeing her closely noticing her lush blonde hair, "Very nice indeed."

"Oink oink."

"Here we all Waddles, town square, time for a good old fashion flash mob dance routine."

Now everyone gathered, it was time to dance!

Everyone

On our way

The roads are bumpy

And the traffics in our face.

"Strange there aren't that many cars though." Mabel commented.

Everyone
On our way

Looks like the whether it's ever been.

Mabel

We got the best sun ever!

Everyone

Summer, sunny weather

Summer sunny weather

Here we go

Another busy day were nothing can go wrong

I will always pledge allegiance too

This town that I hold dear

For all of us to hear

Gravity Falls it do

Welcome's you.

It's the Gravity Falls way

Gravity Falls Way

Gravity Falls Way

Gravity Falls Way

Mabel

It's the best day ever.

HEY
WAY

"Alright people final round!" Mabel shouted as everyone gathered up ready for the last big part of the song.

Everyone

In the world renowned, Gravity Falls

Our old hometown, Gravity Falls

And the sun shines down

The sun shines down

The sun shines down

The sun shines down

DOWN!

It's typical

Mabel

Incredible

Everyone

A regular

Mabel

Exceptional

Everyone

An Ordinary

Mabel

Extraordinary

Everyone

Gravity Falls!
World renowned

Gravity Falls

Day!

"Woo!" Mabel dashed off some swea breathing heavily t. "Quite the opening number there...Well Waddell's lets see where this day takes us!"