Well I've decided to continue with Life with Xerxes Break. So here is the second chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own Pandora Hearts or the characters.
Surprise!
It was a nice sunny day. Alice and Oz were enjoying the weather. Alice was shove as much meat as she could down her throat as per usual. But suddenly she stopped. He had a very bewildered look on her face. Something was off, very off.
"What's wrong Alice?" Oz asked noticing her confusion.
"Something's missing…" She said. She put her finger to her lips and tapped it. "I can't put my finger on it. Someone hasn't been here in a while." She sat there for a while. "I got it!" She made a fist and put it into her flat palm. "The clown hasn't shown his face in a while."
"You mean Break?" Oz said. "You know…now that you mention it I haven't seen him in a few days. I wonder where he is?"
"Who cares I was just wondering why these past couple of days have been so peaceful. That clown could stay missing forever it's been so nice without him." Alice continued eating.
"He's probably been at Pandora for business."
"Are you talking about Break?" Sharon came outside and butted in on their conversation.
"Yeah we were just talking about how we haven't seen him in a while." Oz informed her.
"Well he's not at Pandora. I was worried about him and I asked the members but no one has seen him."
"Seriously?" Oz raised an eyebrow. "Where could he be?"
"Who cares?" Alice said shoving a hunk of meat down her throat.
"Aww. You won't miss me?" Oz, Alice and Sharon froze.
"Wh-who said that?" Oz asked frighten. Alice swallowed everything she had in her mouth.
"I don't know." She said.
"You didn't answer my question." All of the sudden Break's head popped out from under the table cloth and on to Alice's lap.
"AHHH!" Alice screamed. She swiftly got up from her chair and a few feet away from the table. "How long have you been there?" Alice pointed her fork at Break like she was going to attack him with it.
"A while." He said with a smile. "But I'm wondering if you say you won't miss me then why did you bring me up in the first place? I would-"
WHAM!
Sharon hit him on the head with her paper fan. Break lay on the pavement face down. Sharon was not at all pleased with the way Break decided to appear.
"Where have you been!" She started to rant. "I have been worried sick! You can't just…" She went on and on.
Oz and Alice looked at each other and decided to carefully leave before Sharon exploded. Slowly they walked backwards trying not to catch her attention. They finally made it to the safety of the house and within moments they heard.
"BAKA!" And a series of whacks from her paper fan. The two huddled in the corner scared for their lives.
Poor Break! Sharon is a very scary lady when she wants to be. Well I hope you liked this chapter.
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