Disclaimer! Uh… Yeah, if I owned Naruto, he'd top every once in a while. :P


Prompt Two;; Cigarettes

Four eggs, six slices of bacon, and three cups of coffee later (Naruto had two, of course), two polar opposites were sitting across from each other, the only thing between them being the crumb-laden plates and the awkward silence that seemed to poison the air.

"So…" The blonde breathed, trying to fill the air with something other than the sound of him shaking in his shoes. "What exactly happened last night?"

The smirk was back on Sasuke's face as he rested his chin on the backs of his hands and said, "Ignorance is bliss, dobe."

Naruto's eyes widened as everything from last night hit him like a bullet train.

burned his throat as lips found his, the taste of alcohol prevalent. The lips trailed down to his neck, a strong hand pulling Naruto's head back by his hair. His breath hitched; his captor knew what he was doing.

"Wh-what about Sakura's birthday party?" The blonde slurred between staggered breaths. "What is she finds us?"

The lips stopped and he could feel them forming into that ever-present smirk before a pair of bright red eyes leered into his cerulean ones.

"Ignorance is bliss," said the voice and the rest, as they say, was history.

The blonde slammed his head onto the table. "This isn't possible!" He whined, banging the table with his fist. "There's no way in hell I just… I just…" He whipped his head up and glared at Sasuke. "You!" He said accusingly. "This is all your fault!"

"Don't blame me just because you're a lightweight, dobe," the Uchiha said, sipping his coffee calmly. "I just took the first opening I saw."

"… Huh?"

A sigh escaped from Sasuke's lips as he set down the mug and looked Naruto dead in the eyes. "I'll be blunt; yes, I got you drunk so I could take advantage of you, but in my defense, you all but stopped me in our fits of—"

"OKAY. WOAH. TOO MUCH INFORMATION."

"But you see my point here?"

The blonde groaned. "But why me?? Why not Shika? He's naturally lazy! You could've had your way with him and he'd probably just fall asleep or something afterwards when you—!"

Sasuke smirked yet again. "To be honest, I'm all but addicted to you, dobe. You're just my brand of nicotine."

"…"

"…"

"… You so got that from Twilight, you pansy."


A/N: That's right, munchkin; I snuck that Twilight reference in there just for you. [Or at least, I think it's a Twilight reference; I can never remember how half of the stuff in that book go. :P] Anyway, merry Christmas, happy New Year, AND I'M GONNA GO WORK ON SHIKATEMA NAO. 8Db