~2~

"If the chastity belt fits…"

"Funny. There's more to this than getting laid!" Bella jabbed her finger at the ten-page contract. "Have you even read this? These people expect a wedding!"

"Pshh! Here's what I read: Twenty-five hot guys under one roof, battling to the death to win your hand." Rose sighed dreamily.

"Sounds more like Survivor," Bella grumbled.

"Yes, but you get to decide who survives."

"And what if they're all dicks, Rose?"

"You obviously don't give the roses to the dicks."

"What roses?"

Rosalie's jaw dropped. "You've never even watched the show?"

"No! Why would I?"

"Cultural relevance?"


A/N: Ahh, feels so good to be making hash again with my fellow tates! And thank you, crazy readers, for hopping along for this next crazy ride!

Let's see now... it's Momma Russett's turn next, and she always finds a way to make a straight line into a curly fry!

And we are SO excited for the BIG REVEAL of our newest player...chapter 4 will bring you Crinkle Cut! STAY TUNED!

MWAH!
XOXOX
I da Ho (aka Born aka Kaye)