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(Outside of hypersleep room)

Romero: I hate my haircut!

Lillia: OMG Parano's on TV!

Cas: I'll go kick some ass...cause im the only human who actually does anything in this game! (Leaves)

Romero: Ok.. Now back to my haricut!

Rion: Hello there!

Romero: Holy s--t! ZOMBIE! (Pulls out shotgun)

Rion: Ahh!

Romero: Oh wait... your Rion. Oh.. (puts shotgun away depressed)

Rion: You have to let me fight Parano!

Romero: Why?

Rion: Cause i'm just that cool!

Romero, Lillia, and other soldiers: (Giggle)

Rion: What?

Romero: Anyways, fine Rion, but I'll shoot you in the face if you f--k up!

Rion: Not my face that's where I keep my gorgeous masculine apperence!

Everyone else: (Giggle)

Rion: Oh f--k you!

(Lillia's lab)

Lillia: Rion I got you this new non HIV stricken injector and a fancy smancie geiger counter and map!

Rion: Thanks Lillia.

Lillia: And behind me is the super computer Glados!

Rion: I thought it was Elaine?

Lillia: Elaine had some issues involving a drug trade on ebay so we got rid of her!

Rion: I'm not going to ask!

Lillia: And that's a good idea!

Rion: Now I'm going to beat up Parano!

Lillia: You do that! I'm going to stay here and pretend to do science!

Rion: Ok.. Leaving now! (Trips) F--k!

(West basement [lets go with that :D])

Cas: Fall back apperently nerf guns don't work on the galerians!

Rion: (Kicks ass)

Cas:..... (Nerf guns his face)

Rion: What the hell?

Cas: Hmmmm maybe we should invest in some better bullets!

Rion: Mere mortals can't fight enemies like these. Listen to me it's like im quoting some crappy movie!

Cas: Well I'm a pyro so if Parano kills you I blow up this floor! (Leaves)

Rion: Ok.... (Sees dead soilders) Poor noobs.

Soldiers: Grrr.

Rion: Oh! Zombies....

Zombie Soldiers: (Pull out grenades)

Rion: (sighs) Now five of you are going to get up and I'm only going to fight three of you! Right?

Zombies: (Nod)

(Hanger room)

Rion: Omg robots!

Robot: It's Rion! Hey I just stated the obvious! GO ME!

Other robots: Now fear the wrath of extreme ring toss! (Shoot energy rings)

Rion: (Gets electrocuted) OW!

Parano: (Heavy breathing) I really need to quit smoking!

Rion: You're Parano?

Parano: Yes! (Licks blade) OW! (Mouth starts bleeding)

Rion: Oh crap!

(Please stand by for technical difficulties)

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(And now back to the movie fanfic thing!)

Parano: You'll soon be like the zombie soldiers, and then I'll gouge your eyes out and implant a chip into you. Implying that I will make you a zombie, a zombie with psychic powers and bad fashion sense!

Rion: Oh that's it! (Blows up robots)

Parano: Oh s--t! Well prepare to feel the wrath of my easily avoided attacks!

Rion: (Sets him on fire)

Parano: (Runs around in circles) THIS IT GAY!

Rion: (Trips him)

Parano: That's it? This is all for now? Next time I swear I'll really mess your brain up good! (Teleports)

Rion:..... Ooh he left drugs behind!

(Meanwhile at the Lin Kuie temple)

Subzero: (Watching TV) So bored... I think I'm gonna go explore some post apacolyptic town now. It will be just like Fallout 3!

(Hanger)

(Caramelldansen jingle plays)

Rion: Ooooh I got a text message!

Text: From Romero: WTF!

Rion:.......This could be either good or bad... Maybe I'll get cookies!

End of Chapter 2