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(Outside of hypersleep room)
Romero: I hate my haircut!
Lillia: OMG Parano's on TV!
Cas: I'll go kick some ass...cause im the only human who actually does anything in this game! (Leaves)
Romero: Ok.. Now back to my haricut!
Rion: Hello there!
Romero: Holy s--t! ZOMBIE! (Pulls out shotgun)
Rion: Ahh!
Romero: Oh wait... your Rion. Oh.. (puts shotgun away depressed)
Rion: You have to let me fight Parano!
Romero: Why?
Rion: Cause i'm just that cool!
Romero, Lillia, and other soldiers: (Giggle)
Rion: What?
Romero: Anyways, fine Rion, but I'll shoot you in the face if you f--k up!
Rion: Not my face that's where I keep my gorgeous masculine apperence!
Everyone else: (Giggle)
Rion: Oh f--k you!
(Lillia's lab)
Lillia: Rion I got you this new non HIV stricken injector and a fancy smancie geiger counter and map!
Rion: Thanks Lillia.
Lillia: And behind me is the super computer Glados!
Rion: I thought it was Elaine?
Lillia: Elaine had some issues involving a drug trade on ebay so we got rid of her!
Rion: I'm not going to ask!
Lillia: And that's a good idea!
Rion: Now I'm going to beat up Parano!
Lillia: You do that! I'm going to stay here and pretend to do science!
Rion: Ok.. Leaving now! (Trips) F--k!
(West basement [lets go with that :D])
Cas: Fall back apperently nerf guns don't work on the galerians!
Rion: (Kicks ass)
Cas:..... (Nerf guns his face)
Rion: What the hell?
Cas: Hmmmm maybe we should invest in some better bullets!
Rion: Mere mortals can't fight enemies like these. Listen to me it's like im quoting some crappy movie!
Cas: Well I'm a pyro so if Parano kills you I blow up this floor! (Leaves)
Rion: Ok.... (Sees dead soilders) Poor noobs.
Soldiers: Grrr.
Rion: Oh! Zombies....
Zombie Soldiers: (Pull out grenades)
Rion: (sighs) Now five of you are going to get up and I'm only going to fight three of you! Right?
Zombies: (Nod)
(Hanger room)
Rion: Omg robots!
Robot: It's Rion! Hey I just stated the obvious! GO ME!
Other robots: Now fear the wrath of extreme ring toss! (Shoot energy rings)
Rion: (Gets electrocuted) OW!
Parano: (Heavy breathing) I really need to quit smoking!
Rion: You're Parano?
Parano: Yes! (Licks blade) OW! (Mouth starts bleeding)
Rion: Oh crap!
(Please stand by for technical difficulties)
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(And now back to the movie fanfic thing!)
Parano: You'll soon be like the zombie soldiers, and then I'll gouge your eyes out and implant a chip into you. Implying that I will make you a zombie, a zombie with psychic powers and bad fashion sense!
Rion: Oh that's it! (Blows up robots)
Parano: Oh s--t! Well prepare to feel the wrath of my easily avoided attacks!
Rion: (Sets him on fire)
Parano: (Runs around in circles) THIS IT GAY!
Rion: (Trips him)
Parano: That's it? This is all for now? Next time I swear I'll really mess your brain up good! (Teleports)
Rion:..... Ooh he left drugs behind!
(Meanwhile at the Lin Kuie temple)
Subzero: (Watching TV) So bored... I think I'm gonna go explore some post apacolyptic town now. It will be just like Fallout 3!
(Hanger)
(Caramelldansen jingle plays)
Rion: Ooooh I got a text message!
Text: From Romero: WTF!
Rion:.......This could be either good or bad... Maybe I'll get cookies!
End of Chapter 2
