I know at the moment I've only gotten four, but I'm LOVING all the great reviews I'm getting :D I'm sorry the last chapter is so short. Chances are this one will be too. Just saying. I have no idea what I'm going to write. I just kinda type. WORDS COME OUT OF MY FINGAS!! POW POW anyways. On with the story :D
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Almost there… Kyler though as he dragged his groggy head toward the bathroom door. Wide open. There it was. Each step he was closer. Closer to relieving his bladder and moving on with his morning. Closer…closer…
SLAM
Colton dashed in at top speed, the door slamming inches away from Kyler's nose. "YOU SNOOZE YOU LOOOSE!!" His half-brother's voice echoed from inside the bathroom. It took Kyler a few seconds to realize what had happened. His brain wasn't nearly awake yet. He knew he had heard a slam, and for some reason the door was now closed, but what happened in between at this point was a mystery. "Door….closed…not…open…." He grumbled. He shrugged and began to open the door.
His half brother yelped at Kyler, who's figure in the doorway of the bathroom. "DUDE!!" he yelled "CLOSE THE DOOR WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Kyler nodded slowly, the words processing at half a mile an hour through his brain. Closing the door, he went into the kitchen for some breakfast.
His Step-Dad was watching TV, SportCenter as usual, while his mom was out like she was every morning playing "Shuffleboard with the girls." She always said. For all Kyler knew she was having an affair, but everyone gave her the benefit of the doubt. Besides, she did have an odd, compulsive obsession with the game. Some people collect stamps. Some people collect coins. Some people collect shot glasses. Kyler's mom collected shuffleboard pucks. Don't ask why. She had them from everywhere from Nevada to Hawaii. All his relatives knew what to get her for her Birthday. Who knew they made souvenir shuffleboard pucks. Not Kyler.
His hotel room at the Tipton was spacious to say the least. With 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and a kitchen/living room it was a decent size. His Step-Dad knew how to "Hook a brotha up" was always the joke. Kyler just called him by his name though: Jordan. Dad was just never right. He still had a Dad, just not living with him.
"Gooood Morning Kyler." Jordan sang. He was a in a good mood. That's why Jordan was so cool. He was always smiling, even for no reason. He would smile sometimes because he found it amusing how he couldn't find a good reason to smile. All these stories Kyler had been read when he was little talked about evil step-parents, and at the age of 4 his Mom's remarriage scared him to death. But that was 12 years ago, and Jordan was pretty damn cool.
"'Morning Jordan. Where's Mom?"
"At Shuffleboard." Kyler groaned. His stomach hurt he had to pee so badly. "You wanna put something else on?" Kyler blinked at his step-Dad's comment. He looked down, realizing his boxers were the only thing on him. He had planned to get dressed after peeing. That obviously didn't happen.
"THANKS JORDAN!!" Kyler yelled as he scurried into his room, nearly tripping. He slid on his favorite PJ pants. They had "Power Ranger" designs all over them. He didn't care if he'd grown out of the series years ago, he loved the pants. They were humongous on him when he first got them, and they only began to fit about a year ago. His real Dad had no shopping sense. It just made him more manly. He slid on his ACDC shirt he got from a concert he was never up to going to, but he went with his best friend, Kelsey Meyers. Everything they did was fun, no matter what it was. They said they were the same person, except Kyler had a Y chromosome.
Walking out of his room, Kyler heard the fan in the bathroom next to his room click off. Kyler got into position. Reaching his leg out just beyond the bathroom door, Colton darted out of the bathroom, catching his foot on Kyler's leg, and flew a foot or two before face-planting on the floor. Kyler danced past his immobile sibling. "Revenge is a biiiiiiiitch." He sang.
"Watch what you wish for!" Colton bantered, grabbing Kyler's leg, bringing him to the ground, too. As the two tried desperately to pin one another, the doorbell rang. The two siblings tangled in a pretzel, Jordan got up to get the door.
Cody Martin walked in, his shirt neatly tucked and hair combed perfectly. Clean freak did not begin to describe. "I hope I'm not interrupting anything!" He laughed.
"Very funny, now help me up." Kyler glared. He grabbed Cody's hand and got up with relative ease. He usually wasn't very good at that kinda thing, though. Another reason Saturdays kicked total ass.
"Orange Juice?" Jordan offered Cody from the kitchen area.
"No thank you, Mr. Sanders. I don't want to stain this shirt. It's brand new! I got it at Target half off! It was originally only supposed to be 35% off but after buttering up the lady she loosened up and then we started talking about Project Runway and before we both knew it-"
"No orange juice it is." Jordan interrupted, laughing. It was never a wonder a that Cody was bi. You could just always tell. He seemed to have more estrogen in him than anything else. Cody turned to Kyler.
"Dude, I thought we were going to mall later today. You look like you're going to Morphicon '07." He said, referring to Kyler Pajamas.
"Shit! Dude, I totally forgot. Lemme get dressed." He said, scurrying around the hotel room, getting ready.
"Um…You may want to take a shower first." Cody suggested. "You smell like something that just died twice and rotted." Kyler glared at Cody, then smiled.
"Flattery will get you nowhere." He said laughing, walking into the bathroom, closing the door. "You have some breakfast! I'll be out in like, 20 minutes!" Kyler yelled from the bathroom.
"Gotcha." Cody yelled back. "Don't forget to wash between your ears, dear. You know how dirty it can get back there!" Cody taunted.
"Fuck you." Kyler's voice echoed from the bathroom, the water in the shower turning on.
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