Eh board and maybe I'll type these when I'm board. HOPE YOU LIKE IT AS MUCH AS OBI-WAN'S!
Anakin, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan visit the Great Aunt!
It was another bright and sunny day on Coruscant! Anakin was polishing Artoo and Obi-Wan was reading a book and sipping tea. Ahsoka, however, was picking roses in the Temple garden. She filled a basket full of them and walked inside.
Ahsoka: Good morning Master!
Anakin: Hello Ahsoka!
Ahsoka: I picked a rose for you!
Anakin: Um…thanks?
Ahsoka: Oh it's nothing Master Skywalker! See you around!
Anakin: Yeah…around…
Ahsoka then skipped off to find Obi-Wan. He was in the library reading a datapad about Shili.
Ahsoka: Good morning Master Kenobi!
Obi-Wan: Good morning Padawan! What brings you here?
Ahsoka: I picked a rose for you!
Obi-Wan: A rose? For me? Why thank you!
Ahsoka: What are you reading, if you don't mind?
Obi-Wan: Oh about the many myths of Shili. Tell me, do you know a "Periwinkle Tano?"
Ahsoka: Periwinkle Tano? I'm not… OH MY GOD.
Obi-Wan: What is it?
Ahsoka: That's my great-great-great-great-great-great aunt!
Obi-Wan: Is it now? It seems she's turning 133 today!
Ahsoka: Oh well! I guess she'll be dieing soon!
Obi-Wan: Wait! We should visit her before she passes! She lives in the Eurydice Gardens in the North Forest! Let's go!
Ahsoka dropped her basket of roses. Obi-Wan grabbed her arm and dragged her to where Anakin was.
Obi-Wan: Hey Anakin! Where going to see Ahsoka's great-great-great-great-great-great aunt! Care to join us?
Anakin: Heck Yes!
They all climbed aboard the Twilight and took off towards Shili. Ahsoka pouted the whole way. Soon enough, they arrived at the door-step. Anakin knocked on the door.
*door opens just a crack*
Shaky voice: He-hello?
Anakin: You must be Ahsoka's great-great-great-great-great-great aunt!
Periwinkle: Hmm, I am. Are you tryin' to sell me butterscotch truffles?
Obi-Wan: Er no, we're here to celebrate your 133rd birthday!
Periwinkle: Birthday? I know nothing of this birthday! What? The CIS hire you to take Poncho?
Anakin: Poncho?
*opens door all the way*
Periwinkle: Yeah, my rabid kitty-squirrel! So if you two "Macho Men" are here to take her, Ima bust yow gut!
Ahsoka: Auntie? It's me Ahsoka?
Periwinkle: Ahsoka? What's that suppose to be? A dessert? A fancy toe nail clipper? Some distant tribe?
Ahsoka: I'm your niece?
Girl: Mom! Who's at the door? I wanna know now!
Periwinkle: I'LL TELL YOU WHOS AT THE DOOR ONCE YOU AGREE TO MASSAGE MY FEET!
Girl: You're so mean Mom!
Periwinkle: Where were we?
Girl: Mom! Where is the Swiss Cheese?
Periwinkle: I DON'T KNOW YOU UGLY FART BAG! SHUT UP!
Girl: Ugh! Whatever!
Periwinkle: Maybe we should finish this inside…
The three cautiously follow the 133 year old into the cottage.
Periwinkle: Take a seat and I'll get us some fruitcake!
Girl: Mom! Poncho peed on your robe again!
Periwinkle: SHUT UP! I AM MAKIN SOME FRUITCAKE! GO ENTERTAIN THE GUESTS!
Girl: Ugh whatever Mom!
*the girl walks in the room*
Girl: Who are you people?
Ahsoka: I'm your cousin, LaFawnduh.
LaFawnduh: OMG! It is you Silly Soka! Eh wow!
Ahsoka: Does Aunt Periwinkle still have Poncho?
LaFawnduh: No silly billy! She got all crazy in the head once she hit the 98 mark! Poncho has been dead for a decade!
Anakin: Well that's good know!
LaFawnduh: And who might you be handsome devil?
Anakin: I'm Anakin. *flips hair* Anakin Skywalker.
LaFawnduh: Oh, I like that.
Periwinkle: THE FRUITCAKE IS DONE!
Periwinkle drops a circular cake in front of them. She pulls out an electric saw out of nowhere and cuts the cake.
Periwinkle: I hate power tools!
LaFawnduh: Shut up! No one wants to hear you!
Obi-Wan: We have to get going…
Ahsoka: Yeah…see you around.
Anakin: So here's my number and my e-mail for Skype, ya know if you ever wanna see me.
LaFawnduh: Oh any time.
Ahsoka: Let's go Romeo!
She pulls Anakin out of the house along with Obi-Wan
Ahsoka: And that's why I never come here.
Anakin: We'll have to come back next week to check up on LaFawnduh.
Obi-Wan: Yes and I'd like to here some more tales from your aunt.
Ahsoka: Oh man.
Hahahha! You are welcome! I might update again tonight! I though of something really good for Anakin! It answers the question of why all these people love Anakin…hahahh yay!
