Eh board and maybe I'll type these when I'm board. HOPE YOU LIKE IT AS MUCH AS OBI-WAN'S!

Anakin, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan visit the Great Aunt!

It was another bright and sunny day on Coruscant! Anakin was polishing Artoo and Obi-Wan was reading a book and sipping tea. Ahsoka, however, was picking roses in the Temple garden. She filled a basket full of them and walked inside.

Ahsoka: Good morning Master!

Anakin: Hello Ahsoka!

Ahsoka: I picked a rose for you!

Anakin: Um…thanks?

Ahsoka: Oh it's nothing Master Skywalker! See you around!

Anakin: Yeah…around…

Ahsoka then skipped off to find Obi-Wan. He was in the library reading a datapad about Shili.

Ahsoka: Good morning Master Kenobi!

Obi-Wan: Good morning Padawan! What brings you here?

Ahsoka: I picked a rose for you!

Obi-Wan: A rose? For me? Why thank you!

Ahsoka: What are you reading, if you don't mind?

Obi-Wan: Oh about the many myths of Shili. Tell me, do you know a "Periwinkle Tano?"

Ahsoka: Periwinkle Tano? I'm not… OH MY GOD.

Obi-Wan: What is it?

Ahsoka: That's my great-great-great-great-great-great aunt!

Obi-Wan: Is it now? It seems she's turning 133 today!

Ahsoka: Oh well! I guess she'll be dieing soon!

Obi-Wan: Wait! We should visit her before she passes! She lives in the Eurydice Gardens in the North Forest! Let's go!

Ahsoka dropped her basket of roses. Obi-Wan grabbed her arm and dragged her to where Anakin was.

Obi-Wan: Hey Anakin! Where going to see Ahsoka's great-great-great-great-great-great aunt! Care to join us?

Anakin: Heck Yes!

They all climbed aboard the Twilight and took off towards Shili. Ahsoka pouted the whole way. Soon enough, they arrived at the door-step. Anakin knocked on the door.

*door opens just a crack*

Shaky voice: He-hello?

Anakin: You must be Ahsoka's great-great-great-great-great-great aunt!

Periwinkle: Hmm, I am. Are you tryin' to sell me butterscotch truffles?

Obi-Wan: Er no, we're here to celebrate your 133rd birthday!

Periwinkle: Birthday? I know nothing of this birthday! What? The CIS hire you to take Poncho?

Anakin: Poncho?

*opens door all the way*

Periwinkle: Yeah, my rabid kitty-squirrel! So if you two "Macho Men" are here to take her, Ima bust yow gut!

Ahsoka: Auntie? It's me Ahsoka?

Periwinkle: Ahsoka? What's that suppose to be? A dessert? A fancy toe nail clipper? Some distant tribe?

Ahsoka: I'm your niece?

Girl: Mom! Who's at the door? I wanna know now!

Periwinkle: I'LL TELL YOU WHOS AT THE DOOR ONCE YOU AGREE TO MASSAGE MY FEET!

Girl: You're so mean Mom!

Periwinkle: Where were we?

Girl: Mom! Where is the Swiss Cheese?

Periwinkle: I DON'T KNOW YOU UGLY FART BAG! SHUT UP!

Girl: Ugh! Whatever!

Periwinkle: Maybe we should finish this inside…

The three cautiously follow the 133 year old into the cottage.

Periwinkle: Take a seat and I'll get us some fruitcake!

Girl: Mom! Poncho peed on your robe again!

Periwinkle: SHUT UP! I AM MAKIN SOME FRUITCAKE! GO ENTERTAIN THE GUESTS!

Girl: Ugh whatever Mom!

*the girl walks in the room*

Girl: Who are you people?

Ahsoka: I'm your cousin, LaFawnduh.

LaFawnduh: OMG! It is you Silly Soka! Eh wow!

Ahsoka: Does Aunt Periwinkle still have Poncho?

LaFawnduh: No silly billy! She got all crazy in the head once she hit the 98 mark! Poncho has been dead for a decade!

Anakin: Well that's good know!

LaFawnduh: And who might you be handsome devil?

Anakin: I'm Anakin. *flips hair* Anakin Skywalker.

LaFawnduh: Oh, I like that.

Periwinkle: THE FRUITCAKE IS DONE!

Periwinkle drops a circular cake in front of them. She pulls out an electric saw out of nowhere and cuts the cake.

Periwinkle: I hate power tools!

LaFawnduh: Shut up! No one wants to hear you!

Obi-Wan: We have to get going…

Ahsoka: Yeah…see you around.

Anakin: So here's my number and my e-mail for Skype, ya know if you ever wanna see me.

LaFawnduh: Oh any time.

Ahsoka: Let's go Romeo!

She pulls Anakin out of the house along with Obi-Wan

Ahsoka: And that's why I never come here.

Anakin: We'll have to come back next week to check up on LaFawnduh.

Obi-Wan: Yes and I'd like to here some more tales from your aunt.

Ahsoka: Oh man.

Hahahha! You are welcome! I might update again tonight! I though of something really good for Anakin! It answers the question of why all these people love Anakin…hahahh yay!