[Sequel to something old something new]
Shintaro, or as he was referred to by his subjects, Supreme ruler Kisaragi, looked over his kingdom from the balcony of his soda castle. He was the supreme monarch of Neetopia, and all of its bunny subjects. He had all the soda he could drink and more power than anyone in the area. His royal jersey cape fluttered in the wind against his royal armor, which was made out of soda cans. Even his crown was made out of soda cans.
"Tis a fine day." Shintaro Declared. "Perhaps I shall take a walk in my soda garden with my wife."
He stepped inside his castle and made his way to the throne room where his wife, Her Sexiness Ayano was hitting in her throne next to his reading the newest jojo's bizzare adventure manga.
"Hello my beloved." Said Shintaro
Upon seeing her husband, Ayano rose from her throne, her soda can dress making a rattle as she moved.
"Hello my darling husband." Said Ayano.
"I was just about to take a walk in my soda garden and I was wondering if you would care to join me." Said Shintaro.
"Why of course, I love walking in the soda garden!" Said Ayano.
They linked arms and started their walk towards the royal soda garden.
Ayano and Shintaro happily walked through the royal soda garden, hand in hand.
"Do we have any appointments today?" Asked Shintaro.
"Yes, we have a meeting with Sir Eats-allot, and Bitch." Replied Ayano.
"Oh... Right..." Said Shintaro, knowing he would not enjoy the meeting.
"You know, maybe we can have some alone time tonight..."
"The usual?" Asked Ayano.
"If you mean you feeding me chocolate while telling me how smart I am, then yes." Replied Shintaro.
"And afterwards we can make lo-"
Ayano was interupted as a can of beans hit Shintaro in the face.
Shintaro awoke in his bed to a can of beans hitting his head.
"Onii chan wake up!" Screamed a familiar voice.
His sister Momo was standing in the doorway.
"Your going to be late for school!"
Shintaro glared at Momo with a look of pure rage.
"Its sunday Momo... Theres no school." Said Shintaro angerly.
"O-oh... Sorry." Said Momo. "You not mad are-"
Shintaro chucked a nearby pair of scissors at Momo which flew right past her head and embedded themselves in the wall behind her. The young girl ran off in horror as Shintaro groaned and knocked the can of beans out of his bed.
"Can't I just dream!?"
This one was a bit... Weird wasn't it?
The next short will be a bit more..."steamier"
