Chapter 1: It's 3 O' Clock In The Morning

Author's Note: Finally got it up! You all must be happy. Anyway, I'll do the character list after, but most of you will already know who's who.

Disclaimer: Ryanabeth H. Deveroux does not own Harry Potter, but she wishes she does


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"Is this thing supposed to be glowing?" Luna asked interrupting him. Sure, enough, the paper was glowing an eery green color.

"Get it off, mate. It's burning!" Harry yelped, his hand turning pink. The girls each said as much and Draco began the count down again.

"One... two...-"

"PULL!" Ron yelled, yanking Hermione one way while Draco pulled Luna. Harry braced his feet onto the round, hoping to keep his balance when they broke apart. Suddenly there was a loud popping noise and he felt the sensation of his whole body turning inside out. No, he thought, no it was a - he never finished his thought as his vision turned black.


Ryan sighed in contentment as she felt the body next to her snuggle in closer. She had been a lonely wreck the few hours she'd been on her flight back to America, she was go glad that she was finally back home. Ryan was a tall nineteen year old with coco colored skin, very short brown hair, and dark brown eyes.

Ryan loved her two homes, one in Manchester and one in Massachusetts. She loved her family and her friends too, but sometimes, she felt smothered by their expectations. That was why she had moved to Germany straight after her high school graduation. She had been living there for a year now, just relaxing, when her stepmother called and asked her to babysit her nine year old brother for the summer. Of course she accepted, she and David got along well, and it was also a chance to see her best friends again.

Once she got off the plane, said best friends began a game of 'Who Can Glomp Ryan The Longest' and her younger friend, Yue, the Queen of the Glomp, had won. She still stuck to Ryan even as they were sleeping on her basement floor. Smiling in her sleep, she wrapped a hand around her younger friend, that's when she heard the noise. Snapping her eye opened, she looked at the sleeping bodies on her floor, trying to figure out what was going on.

Thinking it was just Rose (who was infamous for her Grudge noise) she closed her eyes once more. When she heard it again, she shifted her body so that she was on the other side of Yue, back to the basement door. Her logic was that if anyone came in, she would be the first one to hear them.

"Long time no see my friend," a voice whispered in her ear. She screamed, grabbing the toy Light Saber that she had stashed under her pillow and brought her arm in an arch behind her, whacking whoever had been here. There was a loud thunk and the light was turned on, to show two of her other friends standing behind her with twin expressions.

"Bollocks, Ryan! What was that for?" one of them exclaimed. He was short for a twenty-one year old, with dyed black hair and piercing green eyes. He was now sporting a large bump in the middle of his forehead. The boy near the light switch chuckled.

"I told you not to wake her up like that, Al," he said shaking his head. He was taller than his twin, and far more muscular. His longer blond hair was styled to look like he had just gotten up (which probably wasn't far from the truth) and his blue eyes had a constant look of deviousness. By now, the other occupants of the room had woken up to see what all the ruckus was.

"Albus? Drake?" Yue asked drowsily, still clinging to Ryan's waist. "What are you doing here?" Ryan kind of felt like she had to protect the Chinese girl, as she was always hugging her. Her long pony tail was out of sorts from being slept on and her brown eyes were wide in confusion.

"I'd like to know the same thing," Aloisa asked from the other side of the room. She was a bit older than Yue, with lighter brown hair, and had one curl that would not go down, no matter how much she straightened it.

"Really, Ryan?" Rose asked, fuming from next to Aloisa. She had long brown hair and dark eyes. Grabbing her pillow, she chucked it at Ryan's head and went over to her after hearing a satisfying thunk!. "Every single time I sleep here, someone wakes up screaming!" she said, hitting the pillow against Ryan's head. Ryan held her hands over her head to protect herself and ran from her, knocking her dad's bongos down in the process.

"No, internal conflicts!" Violet, Ryan's other Chinese friend yelled at them, trying to break it up. Aloisa rolled her eyes and looked towards the twins.

"Why am I friends with you people?" she groaned. Ryan, who had gotten away from Rose, sported an evil smile.

"Because we're awesome!" she stated seriously, gathering a laugh from the group. "It's true." she said as everyone kept laughing. "Whatever," she sighed, trudging up the basement stairs to her kitchen. "I'm going to eat something, anyone want anything?" there was a chorus of yeses from behind her as she was followed, each of them sitting at her kitchen table.

"We've got cold pizza, cereal, leftover pad tai, um..." Ryan checked off the things that she had in her fridge for the moment when thunder clapped over head.

"Quite a storm out there," Drake said shivering. "Our plane ride was almost canceled because of it," he added. The twins were through and through Brits, having moved back to their roots in London at the end of their freshmen year of high school. They were terribly missed, but over time, their friends had gotten used to their Christmas and summer vacation visits. Albus was actually a student at Oxford, Ryan's second choice of college. Her first had always been, and still was, Harvard.

"Speaking of that, we though you all would be coming home tomorrow," Yue chimed. The others added similar statements.

Albus smiled. "We didn't want to miss your arrival, so we came early." he said to Ryan who smiled broadly at him. They were such awesome friends. "We hope you have enough room,"

"Of course she has enough room for you guys," Rose said, rolling her eyes. "Do you really think that this house can't hold two more people?"

"I hope you guys don't mind sleeping with Barkely," Aloisa chuckled. As if by command, Ryan's dog started to growl. "What's wrong?" Aloisa asked while Rose looked though the back sliding door to see what he was looking at.

"He's thirteen years old, Aloisa," Ryan sighed, grabbing the box of pizza from the fridge . "He's probably just seeing things,"

"Ryan, I don't mean to scare you, but there are people on your porch," Rose said. Ryan took a bite of cold pizza and raised an eyebrow.

"Who could be out there?" she asked, skeptically. "It's three in the morning," Violet got up from the table and raced to the window.

"She's right, Ry Ry," she said, taking a shaky breath. Ryan rolled her eyes and looked through the early morning haze to see five figures lying on her porch. One of said figures was quickly gaining consciousness.

"Yue," Ryan said slowly. The younger girl looked up from her pizza. "Go and see if you can find some rope," she said. Yue looked as though she was going to argue, but the look on Ryan's face made her think otherwise. She raced back downstairs to find it.

"What are you going to do?" Drake asked. All of them had gone to the back door and stared at the people on the porch.

"I'm going to do the most logical thing I can," Ryan said. "Tie them up,"


Okays, so I'll put up the characters, ja? (those who don't understand the country things, well.. that can't be helped. I'm only really putting up the character list for those who know the people in this story. These people to you, are just OCs, ja?)

Ryan = Me (obviously)

Albus = MN3000 (again, obviously)

Draconus "Drake" = Albus's twin brother

David = my little brother (you'll know which one later)

Yue = HetaliaDerp; Yue (formally known as China)

Aloisa = HetaliaDerp; Drakz (formally known as Germany)

Rose = Portugal (you don't really need to know her name)

Violet = Hong Kong (see previous statement)

Barkley = Barkely (it's not like you people are going to go and stalk my dog, so I kept his name the same)