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A/N: (: like I said before, first fanfic tell me what you be thinkingsss.

A/N 3: Lots of love to alley83, Lunar_Kitty_Kat, MyUniqueWierdLifeCouldBeABook, and Lightningfire225 for reviews. Reviews=love so I love you too!

Also love to the people that story alerted me. I'm sorry I couldn't mention you all by name but I have to concentrate on the story if I want to finish. I'm sorry, and I love you all!!

A/N 4: Sorry guys, this is a short one! I have a deelicousss plot in my mind. It involves our little friend who's name rhymes with Burt. Any ideas? ;)


RPOV:

It was 3:30 and Noah still has not shown up. I don't understand why this is coming as a surprise. I should have known th-

Just then the doorbell rang. I opened the door to a smirking Noah. Of course.

"Oh hello, thanking you for gracing me with you presence, Noah" I bit sarcastically.

"No prob Berry."

"I think we should start off with your geometry test. What I enjoy doing is going over my previous test and finding where I made errors. That way, I can find where I erred and correct my aberration."

"You could totally save yourself like fifty million syllables if you talked like a normal human"

"The way you speak and present yourself tells a lot about you. Take you and me for example. My vocabulary is rather high scale if I do say so myself, and my personality is classy. You speak as if you were the average 6th grader and your personality reflects that of a primate."

"Yeah whatever Berry, let's just get this over with. I have places to be."

Ughhh. Deep breaths Rachel. Count to ten.


PPOV:

We just finished the math homework. Finally. Even though she rambles, I have to admit, she's pretty damn good at explaining shit. After that I pretty much stretched out on her bed, and she looked really pissed. What the hell did I do now?

"Noah, seeing as this is my bedroom, I would appreciate small portion of the bed so I can sit?"

"Alright Berry, I see where you're going with this. How about right here, right next to daddy"

I patted the place right in between my legs. I thought she would blow up at me, but she blushed. She fucking blushed!!

She instead chose the spot between my arm and my leg.

"So what do you want to do?"

"Oh, I have some ideas about that Berry."

I put up my best badass face. She just blushed more.

"Can I go take a leak?"

"Sure Noah. Right through there."


R:

After Noah finished "taking a leak" he had to go pick up his sister.

"Thanks Berry. Even though you were super-crazy, it wasn't half-bad."

I rolled my eyes, and unexpectedly, he pulled me into a hug. Oh my glee.

Then he smirked and shut the door. I didn't move a muscle until I heard his truck start. I'm not hyperventilating. I like Finn. Finn.


The next day I went to school and I was approached by Finn.

"Hey Rach!"

"Hi Finn. What's going on?"

"I was just wondering if you wanted to have dinner with me on Friday."

Wow.

"Umm sure!! How about 7?"

"Sounds good! See you then Rach!" He waved shyly at me.

Then something clicked.

"Wait, won't Quinn be angry with you?"

"Maybe, but we're just friends, right?"

"Definitely." He'll never see me as more than a friend.


P:

Ugh. Saint Finn. If he even knew what he did to girls…. How is this fair? I have to work twice as hard as him to get girls, and I have to work 4 times has hard as him just to fucking shut Berry up! Now he gets her? Whatever its Berry. Who gives? Oh shit here she comes…

"Hello Noah."

"Yo Berry."

"I wanted to let you know I'm having a surprise dance class next Monday so I was wondering if you wanted a make-up day."

"I was thinking more along the lines of a make-out day" Ha, she's red again.

"Har Har. So what's a good day."

"I don't care. Wednesday?"

"I thought you couldn't do Wednesday!"

"I lied." Hahahahaha her face is cracking me up right now.

"Noah Puckerman you are so vexatious!"

"I already know I'm a badass Berry. You don't need to keep reminding me. See you tomorrow."

I could feel her shooting daggers into the back of my head as I walked away.


K:

I walked to Glee summarizing in my head what I just heard so I can tell Mercedes.

Puck and Rachel studying at her house. Puck makes inappropriate comments. Rachel turns red. Oh. My. Gucci.