Summary: The day has finally come! Tonight, you will bear witness to the wedding of Timmy and Tootie, but not before some unfinished business is taken care of. LIVE from the Dimmadome in downtown Dimmsdale, California and only available on Pay-Per-View…it's Wedded Bliss!
Hello again everybody. Please excuse the long delay. Writer's block plus the football playoffs distracted me, but I'm back baby! This is your opening contest of the show, and it features Timmy's father David taking on Tootie's father Victor. The stipulation is this: whoever loses this contest must pay for any and all wedding expenses. This is a one fall match and all normal match rules apply. Who will have to bust out their checkbook? Read on to find out! The disclaimer is in chapter one.
Bell rings.
The two men circle each other before engaging in a collar and elbow tie up. David gained the advantage and drove Victor into the corner. David connected with a right hook, but Victor answered with a hook of his own. The two traded punches until Victor shoved him back towards the center of the ring. With David off balance, Victor tried to hit David with his own super kick finisher, but he ducked at the last moment. When Victor turned around, David attempted to nail Victor with his finisher, a version of the Pedigree Victor called the "Parental Control", but Victor countered with back body drop.
"These two are starting off hot and heavy early in this opening contest. I'm surprised that each went for the other's finishing maneuver this early in the contest Wanda." Carl commented.
After David got to his feet, the two locked up again. This time, David executed a standing switch that led into a belly-to-back suplex that he bridged into a pin attempt that Victor kicked out of at two. Victor got to his feet and came off the ropes with a clothesline. He nailed a second clothesline then backed up into the corner. He got a running start and dropped a leg on David before going for the pin and getting a two count.
David has a stunned look on his face as he regains his vertical base. The look says that he can't believe that Victor could come out of the gate like this. He shoved Victor back into the corner, lifted him to the top turnbuckle and followed him up. David then delivered a thunderous superplex from the top that drove the air out of both men. David barely floated over and got a long two count off the maneuver.
"One has to wonder if that superplex didn't take a lot out of both men. They aren't as young as most of the competitors here tonight and I'm not so sure they can withstand the punishment." Wanda commented.
"I have to agree partly Wanda. This is Victor's first time inside the ring; while this is David's third go around in the squared circle. If there is an advantage to be had, it's squarely with David Turner." Carl replied.
The two men staggered back to their feet. David grabbed Victor by the back of the head and drove his face in to the canvas. He drug him back up and brought him to the corner and rammed his head into the turnbuckle. David spun him around and shoved him back into the corner before chopping Victor across the chest hard. However, Victor fired up and reversed David into the corner and delivered a series of chops of his own.
Victor whipped him into the opposite corner and followed him in, attempting a clothesline, however David rolled out at the last second, and Victor ran sternum first into the buckle. When Victor rebounded, David bounced off the ropes and was able to hit a bulldog. He rolled Victor over and got a two and a half count from the referee.
"These two are giving it their all tonight! This has to be a sign of the level of competition we are going to see here tonight Carl." Wanda called as the action continued in the ring.
After the near fall, David pressed his advantage by applying an arm bar. Victor tried to inch towards the ropes for a break, but David used his body weight advantage to keep him grounded. Victor used a surprise head scissors to gain a one count and break the hold. Once on their feet, Victor hit a couple of arm drags then a dropkick for a solid two count.
The two slowly got to their feet, with Victor gaining the advantage with a boot to the gut and set David up for a delayed vertical suplex. However, David was able to shift his body weight and reverse it into a snap suplex of his own. David however, didn't go for the cover. He brought Victor back to his feet, and executed a hurricarrana into a pin attempt that got a two count.
"Shades of Tootie herself with that hurricarrana by David Turner! What else can be done to ensure the victory for these two proud men?" Carl called.
Once more the two men got to their feet. This time, they stood toe to toe in the middle of the ring slugging it out. David wins the battle and shoots his opponent off the ropes. As Victor comes back, David tries for his "Turnabout" super kick, but Victor ducks and hits a flying forearm.
The two men are down, but suddenly Victor nips up to his feet and ascends the turnbuckles. He dives off, looking for an elbow drop, but David rolls out of the way at the last moment. Following a scoop slam, David ascends the turnbuckles, but he is able to hit a splash. David stayed on top, but Victor was too close to the ropes and got his foot on the bottom rope before the referee could count the fall.
"This has truly been unbelievable Carl. These two have pummeled each other and yet it looks like both of them want more!" Wanda yelled.
David slapped the mat in frustration, the look on his face clearly saying that he had not anticipated Victor to put up this kind of fight. He hadn't noticed that his adversary was on his feet. When he turned around, Victor was flying towards him. David had just enough time to barely sidestep the charging McDonald patriarch. Victor went flying over the top, but he held on and landed on his feet on the ring apron.
What he didn't expect was for David to hook him under his arm pits and deliver a German suplex from the outside back in. David however didn't bridge out for a pin. Instead, he went to the corner and stomped his foot, waiting for Victor to rise up.
Victor didn't see David in the corner, as his back was to him. When he turned around, the only thing he saw was the sole of David's shoe coming at him at a high rate of speed. This time, David was able to connect and Victor crumpled to the canvas. David crawled over and draped his arm over his opponent and got the one-two-three.
"Here is your winner: DAVID TURNER!" Chet announced as the crowd went wild in appreciation of the effort the two men put into the match.
"David Turner wins a hotly contested opening match here at Wedded Bliss! I have to believe that both Timmy and Tootie are proud of their fathers after this contest." Carl said.
"I have no doubt about that Carl. This match showed you where Timmy and Tootie got their competitive spirit from. That was a great match, and we are just getting started here tonight!" Wanda replied. David stood over Victor, before helping him to his feet and raising his hand. The two smiled at each other and shook hands before walking up the aisle, patting each other on the back and congratulating each other.
"With that display of sportsmanship, let's send it back to our special correspondent backstage: pop sensation Britney Britney." Carl said.
Backstage
"Thank you for that introduction Carl. I'm standing by with the couple of the hour" Timmy and Tootie. Timmy, I have to ask: why did you want a match with Vicky?"
Timmy smiles down at his soon to be blushing bride before answering.
"Britney, you have to understand that Vicky has put both Tootie and I through every level of Hell there is for as long as either of us can remember. What she pulled at The St. Valentine's Day Massacre was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back. She could have permanently paralyzed or even killed either of us when she yanked the ladder out from under us. In my book, she has more then a little payback coming her way and I intend on paying her back in full with interest here tonight!"
Britney nods her head in understanding before turning to Tootie.
"Tootie, has your sister tried to explain or apologize for her actions?"
"No she hasn't Britney, not that I'm surprised by that or care. Whatever her motives were, she stuck her nose where it didn't belong and tonight she is going to wish she never met either one of us. I plan on…"
Suddenly, Vicky appeared before the three. She had a look of pure hated on her face.
"You wanna know why I did it you little skank? I was hoping and praying that something bad would happen to you because you're not good enough for him bitch!" she shrieked, pointing a finger at Timmy. "You're nothing but a snot-nosed little whore who doesn't deserve to be happy with anyone, let alone the twerp! You ruined my life when you took your first breath, and I wanted to ruin yours! I wish you were never born!" Vicky finished, referees coming between the three as both Timmy and Tootie tried to take swings at her.
The girls had a hand full of hair and was trying to rip it out by the root as Timmy tried to help the referees pry his fiancée off her demonic older sister.
Back at ringside
"Good God almighty, you talk about carnage, and the match is still a long ways off Carl! That tirade has to have added more fuel to the fire and I have to ask: what will those three do to each other when they get it on later tonight?" Wanda said.
"I don't know, but you can bet you're last dollar that it won't be pretty. As I've gotten to know Tootie, she told me that she had a suspicion that Vicky blamed her for all her problems. To have it exposed here, only a few hours before her wedding has to be disheartening to the younger McDonald sibling." Carl replied.
The camera pans back to the entranceway, as the song "Bye, Bye, Bye" by N Synch starts up.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall…and will determine who will perform at the wedding reception! Introducing first: from Los Angeles, California, weighing it at 149 lbs.: CHIP SKYLARK!"
Chip walks down the aisle wearing his normal ring attire of no shirt, denim jeans and his sneakers. The ladies in the crowd go wild as he performs some of his trademark poses in the ring before settling in the far corner, waiting for his opponent.
His music dies down, and then is replaced by "Milkshake" by Kelis.
"His opponent: from Retroville, Texas…LIBBY FOLFAX!"
Libby walks down the aisle in her bright yellow tube top and skintight jeans. She slaps hands with some of the fans at ringside before entering the ring. The two shake hands and the referee goes over the rules with the two. After getting the response he wanted, he calls for the bell to start the contest.
A/N: Read and Review. So tradition remains as the father of the bride must pay for all wedding expenses. Coming up next: we will have Skylark-Folfax, a backstage interview with A.J. as the spokesman for the participants in the Elimination Chamber, and the intros for the next contest. Thank you again to everyone who reviewed and especially to acosta perez jose ramiro for consulting with me.
