"Hey!... DADDY!" I high pitched whine was heard throughout the tower.

"What is it Pete?" Tony asked making his way over to his three year old son who was currently sitting at the table eating pancakes.

"Wade keeps stealing my pancakes!" Peter squeaked pointing an accusing finger at him. In which case Wade just laughed mischievously.

"Wade, do you keep taking Peter's pancakes?" Tony questioned the four year old next to Peter.

"Um... Maybe a little." Wade confessed with a guilty expression on his face.

"If you wanted more you could have just asked." Tony stated getting up, walking back into the kitchen. "Did you want some more Wade?" Tony asked.

"Yes please Uncle Tony." Wade politely responded.

"Okay... How about you Pete?" Tony questioned his son putting more pancake mix into a bowl.

"Yes please Daddy." Peter responded taking a sip of his milk.

"Morning." Clint mumbled as he walked into the kitchen.

"Hi Uncle Clint!" Peter screeched.

"Hi Daddy!" Wade shouted getting his father to look up and smile at them.

"Hi guys... What are you doing?"

"Me and Pete, r havin Pancakes." Wade exclaimed happily.

"You made them Pancakes?" Clint asked turning his attention over to Tony who was currently poring milk into the pancake mix.

"Yeah... The little punks woke me up at seven saying they were hungry."

"Oh is that why your up so early?"

"Yep, pretty much." Tony responded as he stopped pouring milk in the batter.

"Can i have some?" Clint asked.

"Sure." Tony agreed taking a step closer to Clint before putting the gallon of milk over his head and pouring the rest onto his hair.

"Whoa baby!" Wade and Peter screeched in unison seeing Tony pour milk on Clint's head.

"What was that for?!" Clint shouted angered once Tony was done and but the empty gallon back on the counter.

"I'm sorry Clint i didn't mean to... It wasn't me, i just... You said you wanted some." Tony finished with an innocent smile. "Here l-let me help." Tony stuttered nervously turning to pick up a towel for Clint to dry off with but the second he turned around he was squirted with a face full of syrup.

"What the hell was that for?!" Tony screamed irritated not being able to see from the syrup covering his eye lids using the towel he was about to give Clint to wipe it off.

"OOO! Daddy you said a bad word!" Peter pointed out.

"I-I'm sorry Tony, i have no idea what came over me... I just... Do you think it's Loki?" Clint asked nervously hoping Tony wasn't to mad at him.

"I think so i... MAN THIS STINGS!" Tony screamed in pain still trying to get syrup out of his eyes.

"I'm so sooo sorry Tony!" Clint apologized feeling really guilty.

"It's okay Clint." Tony breathed finally getting the syrup out of his eyes and stopping the stinging. He put the towel back down on the counter but when he did he unintentionally picked up the pancake batter dumping it on Clint's head.

Clint shrieked in surprise stepping back as pancake batter covered him everywhere. "OKAY LOKI THAT'S ENOUGH!" Clint screamed in irritation only getting a laugh in response.

"Food fight!" Wade screamed in excitement before splashing his milk in Peter's face.

"Hey wait!... No guys stop!" Tony tried calling to them to stop but it was no use, they couldn't hear him over their screams. Tony turned to walk out of the kitchen attempting to get Peter and Wade to stop when he was suddenly hit in the back with a pop tart.


Shortly after, Thor comes into the room seeing Clint and Tony throwing food at each other. "What's going on here?" He asked to himself before looking over to the table seeing Wade and Peter also throwing food at each other. "Loki." Thor growled angrily.

Suddenly Tony and Clint stopped their little food throwing right before a "Yes brother?" was heard throughout the room.

"Why must you cause all this madness?" Thor questioned as Tony and Clint ran over to Peter and Wade trying to get them to stop.

"I have already explained why brother." Loki sighed.

"Well stop it... You are the only one who finds this madness amusing."

"Well duh!... And that's the fun part."

"Whoa! What happened in here?" Bruce questioned walking into the room with Natasha and Steve.

"We had a food fight! And then the ceiling starting talking!" Wade clarified... Well sorta.

"Loki made me and Tony dump a bunch of food on each other. And then these two little rascals thought it looked fun and started a food fight of their own." Clint explained helping Wade down from his chair and taking his hand.

"Where are we going Daddy?" Wade questioned looking up at Clint.

"Were going to give you a bath, your a mess." Clint answered making his way out of the room holding onto his sons hand as he struggled trying to escape.

"No your a mess!" Wade argued struggling to get out of his father's grip.

"Need help?" Natasha asked following them not waiting for an answer.

"Daddy?" Peter asked looking up at Tony with sad puppy dog eyes.

"Don't even try that... Your getting a bath too." Tony stated picking Peter up before he could run away carrying him out of the room.

"Who's gonna clean this mess up... Cause i sure as heck know i'm not!" Bruce exclaimed.

"Neither am i." Steve shook his head looking around.

"Nor i." Thor agreed.


"No No No!" Was heard in the background until suddenly Peter was seen running out of one of the rooms completely naked. "I don't want a bath!"

"Peter?" Steve questioned in confusion gaining the little boy's attention as he ran over to Steve in fear.

"Help me Uncle Steve!" Peter screamed rushing to hide behind Steve's left leg before explaining. "Daddy's trying to give me a bath!"

Steve chuckled slightly before looking up, right as Tony walked into the room. "Hey Steve have you seen-" Tony immediately stopped himself once he noticed Peter hiding behind Steve's leg.

Tony smiled to himself before announcing a "You know i see you right?"

Getting a small "No you don't." in response.

"Yes i do."

"No you don't." Peter continued to argue, clinging tightly to Steve.

"Peter." Tony sighed taking a few steps closer to Steve.

"No stop!" Peter shrieked in fear. Tony stopped immediately once Peter told him to.

"See what i have to deal with?" Tony asked looking up at Steve who just smiled. "Peter." Tony tried to reason with his son looking back down at him.

"No i don't want a bath!"

"Peter." Steve started before kneeling down to be eye level to Peter. "Yes Uncle?" Peter answered looking at his Uncle waiting for him to continue.

"Your a big boy right?" Steve asked which caused Peter to giggle and get a "Course i am." Peter stated with a proud smile.

"Well this," Steve reached into his shirt and pulled out his dog tag. "Is for big boys." Steve said looking directly at Peter who just stared at it in complete fascination. Peter always liked his Uncle Steve's dog tag and loved playing with it whenever Steve had it on.

"And you are a big boy right?"

"Yeah, I'm a big boy now Uncle." Peter agreed looking back up at Steve.

"Well then i want you to hold onto it for me." Steve said taking it off and holding it out to Peter for him to grab.

"Steve no, that's the only thing you have left from the-"

"It's okay Tony." Steve glanced up at Tony for a second before turning his attention back to Peter seeing him take it out of his hand. "I don't mind." He said smiling at Peter's excited expression as he put it on.

"It's a little big." Peter giggled when he saw the chain went down to his stomach.

"You'll grow into it." Steve assured him. "I want you to take care of it for me can you do that?"

"Sure i can."

"So your a big boy now right?"

"Yep."

"And big boys aren't scared to take baths you know." Steve said regaining Peters attention.

"They aren't?" Peter questioned curiously in which Steve shook his head no.

"So your not gonna be afraid to take a bath now right?... Cause your a big boy?"

"No." Peter with a proud smile.

"So your gonna let your Daddy give you a bath right?"

"Yeah." Peter said rushing over to Tony. "I'm sorry Daddy... I'll take a bath now." Peter said looking up at him.

"Okay bud." Tony smiled looking up at Steve. "Thanks." He mouthed getting a slight smile from Steve. "Come on Pete." Tony said turning to go back into the bedroom with Peter following.

Once they were both gone Steve heard another "No No No!" Before suddenly a naked Wade appeared out of another room.

"Wade?" Steve asked gaining his attention.

"Hide me Uncle Steve!" Wade shouted rushing over to Steve hiding in the same place behind Steve were Peter was just a few minuets before. Steve thought Natasha was going to be coming out trying to chase after Wade, until what he actually saw shocked him completely. Another "No!" Was heard before Clint came rushing out of the room also completely naked shouting something along the lines of an "I don't want a bath!"

"Clint?!" Steve questioned in disbelief. Clint looked up at Steve when he called his name and ran over to him shouting. "Hide me Steve!" Before hiding behind him gripping onto his shoulders as Wade was still gripping onto his leg both shaking in fear.

"Oh you've gotta be kidding me." Natasha crossed her arms disappointed at what she see's upon entering the room. "I'm so sorry about this Steve." She apologized taking a few steps closer to them.

"It's alright." He shrugged off the apology.


Hey, Sorry if you thought the last part was a little random, i just always wondered who would be the one to help Peter and Wade (And Clint) get over their fears. Anyways thanks for reading and don't be afraid to leave a suggestion of what you think should happen in the next chapter:)