Dawnfire, Duskstorm, and Hollyleaf sat in front of the Clans, waiting for the camera crew.
"Where could they be?" Duskstorm asked impatiently.
"We're here," a shrill voice answered.
"SCOURGE!?" Firestar shrieked.
"Yes, it is me," Scourge hissed. "Nice to see you, Firestar."
"But you're dead!"
"So am I, genious," Hollyleaf laughed.
"Anyway, we have four videos to show you for episode 1 of The Lake's Funniest Home Videos. First in, sent by icethroat21, Catmint Craze!" Dawnfire yowled to the Clans.
The TV turned on, and it showed a picture of Squirrelflight.
*on TV*
Squirrelflight: Man, Leafpool, that catmint sure smells good.
Leafpool: It is. Want to try some?
Squirrelflight: Sure. It might taste different when you don't have greencough.
Leafpool: Just a warining: too much catmint can result in recklessness, hyperness, and extreme wanting to smash the leader's den down.
Squirrelflight: Don't worry. I will only have a little.
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Squirrelflight: IM HYPER!!! *carries a hammer to Firestar's den*
Leafpool: What are you doing!
Squirrelflight: *smashes everything apart in Firestar's den* BUT I WANT TO!!!
Leafpool: I asked what you're doing, not to not do it.
Firestar: Why is Squirrelflight wrecking my den?
*end of video*
"Hahahahaha! Squirrelflight, why did you eat so much catmint?" Duskstorm laughed.
"It tasted good," Squirrelflight answered sheepishly.
"Anyway, here's another video sent in by icethroat21, called Tick Alert!" yowled Hollyleaf.
*on TV*
Brambleclaw: Leafpool, my paw hurts.
Leafpool: hold still. I have to take a peek.
Brambleclaw: *holds up his paw*
Leafpool: you have a tick in your paw, Brambleclaw. Hey, I'm a poet and I didn't know it!
Brambleclaw: *screams like a girl* OMG I HAVE A TICK IN MY PAW! I'M GOING TO STARCLAN! SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!!!!"
*end of video*
"You gotta admit, that was pretty funny," Hollyleaf giggled. The Clans were cracking up.
"Anyway, we have two more videos to show you all. First up, the final video sent in by icethroat21: Leadership with a BANG!!!
*on TV*
Thornclaw: I want to be leader, Firestar!
Firestar: *wails* but I'm leader!
Thornclaw: Stop complaining! I will become leader and you will retire to the elder's den!
Firestar: I HAVE FIVE LIVES LEFT!!
Thornclaw: Too bad. I will--" *Thornclaw is cut off by a grenade appearing out of nowhere*
Firestar: YAY! ITS A GRENADE!
Thornclaw: OK, Firestar's psycho. Call the medicine cat!
*end of video*
"Wow, Firestar, we didn't know you were that insane," Duskstorm chortled.
"I like grenades," Firestar whimpered.
"How do you even know what a grenade is?"
"I don't know! They just go KABAAM!!!" Firestar answered.
"I still want to be leader," Thornclaw snapped.
"Anyway, the final video was sent in by--"
"BY ME!" Scourge exclaimed happily.
"Yes, by Scourge," Hollyleaf meowed warily. "It happens to be about Jayfeather."
*on TV*
Jayfeather: I'm going for a walk.
Leafpool: Okay, be back soon.
Jayfeather: *walks into woods* Here, Sticky Sticky! Where did I put you? Aha! *finds stick under a root near the Sky Oak*
Hollyleaf: Jayfeather, what are you doing with that stick?
Jayfeather: nothing...*hides stick behind back*
*end of video*
"Who knew Jayfeather called that stupid stick 'Sticky'," Hollyleaf teased.
"Anyway, that is the final video of Episode 1 in The Lake's Funniest Home Videos," Dawnfire yowled. "Stick around for part two! Send in your "videos"! Don't eat too much catmint! Bye until next time!"
