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Metal Gear:

In Da Hood II

By: C Dink

Chapter Two: Sing A Song For Sixpence

AU: Okay, so that title has nothing to do with the story.But it seems fitting, a small portion of this chapter was written by Ocelot.but he didn't read the first so he didn't do much...but you wait.

Announcer: So I was told to be nicer to you guys this time around or I'd be fired.And I like my job..so..when we last left our two adventurers...they were looking for Man who owns the building...so here they are.

(Snake and Otacon stop in the street)

Snake: How do we find ole' Whats-his-name again?

Otacon: Man Who Owns This Building?

Snake: Right..

Otacon: Well, Man Beside...MBTB said he's usually at the theater or town center.

Snake: So do we split up or what?

Otacon: No look behind you.

(Snake turned around and saw a bar called the theater or town center)

Snake: How very convenient.

Otacon: I realized this stories flaw...

Snake: Otacon...

Otacon: Were so far out of character it's no wonder no one likes this CDink's comedy. Well that and all that fourth wall business..

Snake:...

Otacon: And the corny jokes about the fourth wall.

Snake: How about you go have sex with your step-mother..maybe that'd make you feel a bit more in character.

Otacon...that was uncalled for.

Snake: Let's just go, we can talk about this anytime.

(They go into the building)

Snake: Okay..find someone dressed in purple.

Otacon: Snake. you know how it was really convenient we found this building?

Snake: Yes.

Otacon: Well, Lets just say this is an inconvenience.

(He points to a sign that reads "Wear Purple Day")

Snake: This is just fucking ridiculous.

Otacon: I'll handle this.

(He walks into the main room)

Otacon: Man Who Owns This Building!

Snake: You dick.

(A man stands up and walks over)

MWOTB: My name is Man Who Owns That Building around here.

Snake: Wow a locational name!

Otacon: That's confusing.

MWOTB: Well, If you want you can call me Keith.

Otacon: Is that your name?

Keith: Fuck no.I'm Paul

Snake: Then why don't we call you Paul?

Keith: That wouldn't make any sense.

Snake: Right.

Otacon: So MBTB is a nickname then?

Keith: Sure is. It's so people know, hey he owns that building!

Snake: Thats brilliant!

Keith: Right, so how can I help you two?

Snake: We're looking to buy your building.

Keith: Fuck you!

Snake: Damn!

Otacon: Look we know that you love that building.

Keith: It means more to me than my wife!

Snake: Can we buy her?

Keith: How much?

Otacon: Snake focus!

Snake: Right, we'll give you 16 bucks for the building.

Keith: Fuck that!

Snake: 20 bucks and a one dollar coin!

Keith: Deal!

Otacon: Wow...how much did you buy it for?

Keith: Buy? I found it sitting on the street.

Otacon: ...

Snake: Wow, must have been your lucky day.

Keith: Yeah, and there was all these computers and stuff in there, but the next day these guys tried to take it all away..said it belonged to some guy named Konami.

Otacon: So you stole the Konami building?

Keith: Finders keepers, bitch

Otacon: Were your parents brother and sister?

Keith: How'd you know?

Snake: We'll we're gonna leave.

(Later that night)

Snake: What the hell are we gonna do with this building?

Otacon: Let's make it into a pizza and movie rental place!

Snake: No..

Otacon: Oh, A contraceptive shop?

Snake: Um, wow.

Otacon: A womans clothing store?

Snake: How about you sit a couple plays out.

Otacon: Fine...

Snake: Good, I think I'm making it into a record store!

Otacon: Like a buy,sell,trade kinda deal?

Snake: Fuck yeah!

Otacon: How will we start it?

Snake: Out of our own collections!

Otacon: Lets do it!

A few weeks later

Snake: I did it!

Otacon: I'm proud of us!

Snake: You clearly weren't listening..I said I did it you moron.

Otacon: We'll...fuck you.

Snake: Otacon..this is no time to spread the gay...were opening shop!

Otacon: The grand opening!

Snake: Hell yeah.

(They open the door and setup)

Snake: I feel good, Otacon.

Otacon: Shit, give me back the pills Snake.

(A man walks in)

Snake: Get the fuck out!

(Snake points his gun at him, and the man runs out)

Otacon: Snake, he was a customer!

Snake: Oh...damn I'm sorry.

Otacon: Here get this one.

(young boy walks in)

Snake: Hello...

Boy: Hi...Do you guys have any Spice Girls?

Otacon: Fuck...

Snake: Get the fuck out!

(Points gun at boy, and he runs out)

Otacon: Snake, how about I take the next one?

Snake: Fine.

(Man walks in)

Otacon: Hello, sir.

Man: Hey, um you got any Who?

Otacon: Who?

Man: Yes.

Otacon: Sorry we don't have any Yes.

Man: Nevermind, got any Beatles?

Otacon: No.

Man: ACDC?

Otacon: No.

Man: Styx?

Otacon: I love them.

Man: Great, what of theres do you have?

Otacon: We don't.

Man: What do you have?

Otacon: Snake, please read off our inventory.

Snake: 27 copies of James Earl Jones reads The Bible.

Otacon: Hell yeah!

Man: Are you joking?

Otacon: Bibles nothing to joke about.

Snake: Neither is James Earl Jones.

Man: You guys need a wider...no, a selection at all.

Otacon: Give us a break, were working out of our own collections here.

Man: Who owns 27 copies of James Earl Jones reads The Bible?

Snake: Hey you hush your..

Otacon: No, let it go Snake.

Man: Fucking weirdos.

(He leaves)

Snake: How dare he insult Lord Vader. Asshole.

Otacon: We do need a wider selection though.

Snake: Fuck! let's do it next chapter.

Otacon: Fine.

To Be Continued...

AU: Please review guys...I need to know what im doing wrong so I can fix it...or whether to just stop writing period. Because I don't want to waste my time if no one likes it. Thanks Guys