Disclaimer: I don't own Metal Gear, or anything else I might mention in this story
Metal Gear:
In Da Hood II
By: C Dink
Chapter Two: Sing A Song For Sixpence
AU: Okay, so that title has nothing to do with the story.But it seems fitting, a small portion of this chapter was written by Ocelot.but he didn't read the first so he didn't do much...but you wait.
Announcer: So I was told to be nicer to you guys this time around or I'd be fired.And I like my job..so..when we last left our two adventurers...they were looking for Man who owns the building...so here they are.
(Snake and Otacon stop in the street)
Snake: How do we find ole' Whats-his-name again?
Otacon: Man Who Owns This Building?
Snake: Right..
Otacon: Well, Man Beside...MBTB said he's usually at the theater or town center.
Snake: So do we split up or what?
Otacon: No look behind you.
(Snake turned around and saw a bar called the theater or town center)
Snake: How very convenient.
Otacon: I realized this stories flaw...
Snake: Otacon...
Otacon: Were so far out of character it's no wonder no one likes this CDink's comedy. Well that and all that fourth wall business..
Snake:...
Otacon: And the corny jokes about the fourth wall.
Snake: How about you go have sex with your step-mother..maybe that'd make you feel a bit more in character.
Otacon...that was uncalled for.
Snake: Let's just go, we can talk about this anytime.
(They go into the building)
Snake: Okay..find someone dressed in purple.
Otacon: Snake. you know how it was really convenient we found this building?
Snake: Yes.
Otacon: Well, Lets just say this is an inconvenience.
(He points to a sign that reads "Wear Purple Day")
Snake: This is just fucking ridiculous.
Otacon: I'll handle this.
(He walks into the main room)
Otacon: Man Who Owns This Building!
Snake: You dick.
(A man stands up and walks over)
MWOTB: My name is Man Who Owns That Building around here.
Snake: Wow a locational name!
Otacon: That's confusing.
MWOTB: Well, If you want you can call me Keith.
Otacon: Is that your name?
Keith: Fuck no.I'm Paul
Snake: Then why don't we call you Paul?
Keith: That wouldn't make any sense.
Snake: Right.
Otacon: So MBTB is a nickname then?
Keith: Sure is. It's so people know, hey he owns that building!
Snake: Thats brilliant!
Keith: Right, so how can I help you two?
Snake: We're looking to buy your building.
Keith: Fuck you!
Snake: Damn!
Otacon: Look we know that you love that building.
Keith: It means more to me than my wife!
Snake: Can we buy her?
Keith: How much?
Otacon: Snake focus!
Snake: Right, we'll give you 16 bucks for the building.
Keith: Fuck that!
Snake: 20 bucks and a one dollar coin!
Keith: Deal!
Otacon: Wow...how much did you buy it for?
Keith: Buy? I found it sitting on the street.
Otacon: ...
Snake: Wow, must have been your lucky day.
Keith: Yeah, and there was all these computers and stuff in there, but the next day these guys tried to take it all away..said it belonged to some guy named Konami.
Otacon: So you stole the Konami building?
Keith: Finders keepers, bitch
Otacon: Were your parents brother and sister?
Keith: How'd you know?
Snake: We'll we're gonna leave.
(Later that night)
Snake: What the hell are we gonna do with this building?
Otacon: Let's make it into a pizza and movie rental place!
Snake: No..
Otacon: Oh, A contraceptive shop?
Snake: Um, wow.
Otacon: A womans clothing store?
Snake: How about you sit a couple plays out.
Otacon: Fine...
Snake: Good, I think I'm making it into a record store!
Otacon: Like a buy,sell,trade kinda deal?
Snake: Fuck yeah!
Otacon: How will we start it?
Snake: Out of our own collections!
Otacon: Lets do it!
A few weeks later
Snake: I did it!
Otacon: I'm proud of us!
Snake: You clearly weren't listening..I said I did it you moron.
Otacon: We'll...fuck you.
Snake: Otacon..this is no time to spread the gay...were opening shop!
Otacon: The grand opening!
Snake: Hell yeah.
(They open the door and setup)
Snake: I feel good, Otacon.
Otacon: Shit, give me back the pills Snake.
(A man walks in)
Snake: Get the fuck out!
(Snake points his gun at him, and the man runs out)
Otacon: Snake, he was a customer!
Snake: Oh...damn I'm sorry.
Otacon: Here get this one.
(young boy walks in)
Snake: Hello...
Boy: Hi...Do you guys have any Spice Girls?
Otacon: Fuck...
Snake: Get the fuck out!
(Points gun at boy, and he runs out)
Otacon: Snake, how about I take the next one?
Snake: Fine.
(Man walks in)
Otacon: Hello, sir.
Man: Hey, um you got any Who?
Otacon: Who?
Man: Yes.
Otacon: Sorry we don't have any Yes.
Man: Nevermind, got any Beatles?
Otacon: No.
Man: ACDC?
Otacon: No.
Man: Styx?
Otacon: I love them.
Man: Great, what of theres do you have?
Otacon: We don't.
Man: What do you have?
Otacon: Snake, please read off our inventory.
Snake: 27 copies of James Earl Jones reads The Bible.
Otacon: Hell yeah!
Man: Are you joking?
Otacon: Bibles nothing to joke about.
Snake: Neither is James Earl Jones.
Man: You guys need a wider...no, a selection at all.
Otacon: Give us a break, were working out of our own collections here.
Man: Who owns 27 copies of James Earl Jones reads The Bible?
Snake: Hey you hush your..
Otacon: No, let it go Snake.
Man: Fucking weirdos.
(He leaves)
Snake: How dare he insult Lord Vader. Asshole.
Otacon: We do need a wider selection though.
Snake: Fuck! let's do it next chapter.
Otacon: Fine.
To Be Continued...
AU: Please review guys...I need to know what im doing wrong so I can fix it...or whether to just stop writing period. Because I don't want to waste my time if no one likes it. Thanks Guys
