We're back, Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Even though none of you have bothered to review yet, but we know you're out there...waiting...for more of our juicy-delicious writing to read. Anyway this chapter is our version of Warriors book two, (no duh) and you are about two read it and then you're going to review it, and your review will be a suckingly long mother fucker of a review. (We know suckingly isn't a word.)

Disclaimer: We don't own any of these characters, and we're not making fun of them. You just think we are.

!REMEMBER WE DON"T MEAN ANY HARM!

WARIORS #2

It was about Grayscrotum (sexy longhair) who gets a hot babe from a different pile. Her name is Silverboob (Silverstream) and he can't

get off her. They have passionate meetings (where they do a lot more than talk) at the pile borders. Firefucker is jealous because when

Grayscrotum finally gets to him he's all tired, sweaty, and he smells like hot babe. (Silverboob is sleek and shiny which is TOTALLY in

this moon). Firefucker decides that he doesn't want Grayscrotum cheating on him, so he tries to rip him off, but Grayscrotum's inserted so

deeply in there that Firefucker just can't break the connection.. Grayscrotum gets a little pissed off because his best friend almost ripped

off his thing, and their relationship is torn apart rapidly. After loosing his other babe Grayscrotum gets more serious with Silverboob

(assuming that's possible) and they start to forget about their pile responsibilities. Unexpectedly the piles go into another fight for

dominance, and Grayscrotum has to face Silverboob in battle. He's like, "screw this." And he jumps on. But as the other cats are

gnawing on each other's tender bodies Firefucker rips him off and tries to kill Silverboob. (Overreacting a little eh!)

Graystripe's like, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's my hump post…I mean babe." And he

dives dramatically in between them and saves Silverboob's life. Then he slaps Firefucker across the face and screams, "you pig!" and

rides Silverboob away. Everyone else is like, "fag," and they all go home and live happily ever after…until the next book where

everything gets fucked up again.

Alright then, now you've read two chapters of our story which we worked REALLY hard on. I think we deserve a review. (and if we don't get one we're going to get really pissed off! Bye!

(until next chapter)