Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or even this idea.

This is a response to Dracohalo117's challenge "Haruno Naruto" so if you hate it then fuck you. Just playing but seriously fuck you.(Naw I'm just playing)

This is not a sakura/Naruto fic but they are just brother sister relation ship and Sakura is perverted so be warned.

I will like to say something before I start the story though. I bet that some of you are wondering, "Why the hell is Naruto talking like a two/three year old?" from the previous chapter. Well Naruto was not well liked in the orphanage so while the patrons took care of the other children and taught them how to talk and write, they didn't for Naruto.

So basically nobody taught Naruto, the third hokage never visited Naruto, and as a result he never meet the Ichiraku's ramen shop. So Naruto taught himself how to speak probably so as a result he speaks quite childish so I hope this gives you an explanation.

Well onto the story….

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Chapter 2- Family's and Assassinations

"Honey….Sakura I'm home dear!" Jade Haruno said walking into the house with Naruto right behind her.

"Kaa-san." Sakura said rushing at her mother and throwing herself at her making Jade step back from the collision.

"Hi honey." Jade said while chuckling.

Putting Sakura down, Sakura immediately throws a tantrum.

"Wa wa mommy doesn't want to hold me!" Sakura cried.

Kneeing down to her daughter's level she lightly smacks Sakura across the head and said, "Now Sakura calm down I have something for you to see."

"What is it mommy?"

"You know how you always said that you wanted a big brother to protect you from those bullies that bother you at the park." Sakura nods. "Well guess what."

"Oh my god you got me the box of Twinkies I wanted!" Sakura said while jumping in the air spinning squealing like a school girl. Both Naruto and Jade sweat drop at the scene while Naruto is thinking.

"Twis ish mish shista…sigh….me guessih beggers can'tt bi choosers.

"Uh…no, but I got you a brand new big brother." Jade said showing Naruto to Sakura.

Sakura stops her girlly way and turn's to look at her new "brother" and smiles at him.

"Hi…." Sakura trailed of her while looking at her mother and back at Naruto then back at her mother with her finger in her bottom lip making her look cute in a way.

Getting the idea Naruto tells her his name.

"Me name ish Naruto." Naruto said childishly making Jade frown a little.

"I am going to have to fix that problem of his." Jade thought.

"Hi Naruto my name is Sakura….do you want to play?" Sakura asked playfully.

Turning around to see his new "kaa-san" for approval she nods and Sakura screams at the background, "Aniki come hurry up!"

Cracking a smile, his first genuine smile Naruto goes off to play with his new sister laughing along the way.

Looking at the scene before her Jane can't help but frown.

"Naruto I know you been alone for the past five years but I promise to make your childhood the best you can have…sigh…after all it is the future that befalls you that I am afraid of." Jade thought while going into the kitchen to prepare diner.

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Deep in the sewers of Konoha you see an old man with bandages covering his right eye and arm well covering his whole right side of his body. Well anyways the old man is in front of two of his anbu that are called "root".

You see root was made by the second hokage to help fight the second shinobi war. But after years of fighting the third hokage decided to disband root due to the fact that they are so emotionless which contradicts the way Konoha should be…happy, loyal, and filled with emotion.

But secretly the old man who runs the root program never disbanded it he just kept it hidden.

Well anyways back onto the subject. We see the old man in front of two root operatives.

"Rin…Tome." The old man said.

"Hai Danzo-sama." Both replied emotionless.

"You two have a mission…here catch." Danzo said throwing them a scroll containing the objective.

"C'est…" rin said in a French accent.

"Rin what did I say about speaking your language here." Danzo said with his lone eye looking at him with distaste.

"…"

"Good you know your order now go and bring me his head and if you fail you know what to do."

"Hai!" both replied shushin-ing off to there objective.

"Hahahaha…now what will happen….my plan will all come into place." Danzo said laughing.

"Hn I see you are still senile as ever you old bastard." A mysterious voice said from behind Danzo.

"Who are you and how did you get past all my guards and defensives?" Danzo demanded.

"Well for who I am you don't need to know and how I got here is none of your concern…now lets have a little chat." The myserious voice said with a chuckle walking out the shadow to reveal an orange spiral mask with one red eye showing through the eye hole and Danzo can only say one thing that come to mind.

"Sharingan!"

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"Diner is ready!" Jade Haruno exclaimed for both of her childs to hear.

"Coming mom!" both Sakura and Naruto exclaim from upstairs.

Rushing from downstairs, both Naruto and Sakura smell the food that their mother has prepared. On the table there is(sorry I have no Idea what they eat in Naruto because the only thing they have shown is curry, dango, red bean soup, and ramen which by the way is in every manga/anime series I have scene).

After a delicious diner and a little teaching of manners and how to eat properly to both Naruto and Sakura, provided by their mother, both went upstairs to catch some zzz's.

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In the hokage tower we see the hokage who by the way is an old guy like Danzo sitting there with his nose buried in some orange covered book and you can see some blood dripping from his nose.

"Lord Hokage?" his secretary said poking her head threw the door.

Putting away his book as fast as possible to not get caught he wipes his blood from his nose and says, "Yes?"

"There is someone here to see you."

"Who is he?"

Don't know but he said it was urgent."

"Urgent?...how?"

"Well I don't know should I send him in?"

"Yeah send him in."

Walking outside the secretary gestures for the man to come in.

'The hokage will see you now." She said in a sweet voice.

"Thank you." He replied with his deep voice.

Opening the door the hokage goes wide eyed at the person before him.

"Hello Hiruzin it's been a long time."

"Yes it has…"

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"Is that the target." Rin said in her French accent.

"Yes that is him proceed with the mission." Tome said from behind his mask.

Running as quietly as they can both Rin and Tome jump across each house towards where the Haruno household is located.

Squatting down at the window Rin makes a hole in the window and creeps inside. Taking out her katana Rin was about to plunge the sword at her target when Naruto tackled her in the side of her stomach making her wince.

"You little br…" she was cut off when Sakura who heard the commotion jumped into the fray and kicked her in the shin making her grab her leg in pain.

"Oh you both are dead." Rin said kicking Sakura in the stomach making her fly at the wall and down at the bed officially waking Jade up.

"uh..SakurAAAA!" Jade screamed when she saw blood coming from her mouth and turns her head to see an anbu with a root symbol engraved at its mask fighting Naruto while.

Meanwhile the second anbu appears behind Jade and stabs her right in the stomach. Turning her head around with blood coming out of her mouth the last thing she sees is the anbu swinging his blade down at her and a yell of kaa-san followed by a flash of red and everything goes black.

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"I'm I dead?" Jade thought as she sat up from her bed wait bed.

"Where am i?" Jade said out loud getting the attention of the nurse who happened to check up on her.

"Oh your up?" The nurse said surprised.

"What happened?"

"It is better if hokage-sama explained it."

"Ok."

The nurse just goes outside and motions for the anbu guarding her to fetch the hokage.

Fifteen minutes have past since she woke up in h the hospital she feels very sore and she has a scar in her stomach.

Walking into Jade Haruno's room the hokage is greeted by a naked Jade.

Turning around sensing another person in the room she sees a blushing hokage with blood dripping down his nose so she looks down at her self and realizes that she is naked and like any other woman she screams pervert and punches the hokage right in the face.

Five minutes later and after a misunderstanding

"Uh now that you have calm down I want you to tell me what happened those two days ago."

"Two days?...i have been unconscious for two days!" Jade screamed

'Yes no…" hiruzen was cut of when Jade said.

"What happened to Naruto and Sakura…are they alright?"

"Yes they are but I want you to tell me want happened."

'I don't kno I just woke up to see my daughter clutching her stomach with blood on her mouth and the next thing I know is I have a blade through my stomach and a fash of red and BAM I lose consciousness." Jade said clutching onto the wound she got.

"I see…"

"Now are you going to tell me what has happen."

"Well you see when we arrived at the scene we saw Naruto in the middle of both anbu, and both anbu where completely eradicated so we can't tell who did it and why."

"Naruto?"

"yes but when we tried to make him tell us what has happen he stayed quiet."

"Oh."

"Yes and we were kind of hoping you can him tell us what happened."

"Why?"

"Because he might tell the one he trust."

"He trusts me already?"

"I think."

"Well ok just bring him in."

The hokage just signals for his anbu to bring Naruto in and he comes inside rushing at his mom and hugging her like crazy.

"mama, mesh thout mamama dead." Naruto said while sobbing.

"It's ok honey..now tell me what happen."

"Ok itsh happenh lik tis."

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Well I hope you guys like it.

Now onto the pairing. The main pairing is Naruto and Yugao. I was thinking of making It a harem of only three people with yugao in it but I don't know. And you if guys want a harem review and tell me your opinion and also pm me if you want.

And if it is a harem tell me the people you will like put remember if it is a harem only two people get in and those two are the ones who have the most votes in the reviews.

Well Ja Ne…