A/N: I do not own the characters, they belong to the lovely Miss CP Coulter and to Fox. Inspired by the song "Last Friday Night" by Katy Perry. Started on tumblr, now it's just all in one place.


"JULIAN! Did you know there are Barbie versions of youuu." Logan slurred out as stumbled down the stairs.

"IT'S AN ACTION FIGURE." Julian yelled before turning towards Logan. "I am aware. Why are you aware?" Julian fought to keep his words from slurring. He couldn't show Logan that he was drunk, he had to keep composure.

"D's sister has some in her room."

"Why were you in Amanda's room?"

"I was looking for you…" Logan mumbled and tripped over the rug. Julian reached out to stable him, forgetting that he was also unbalanced, sending them both falling to the ground, Julian on top of Logan. Julian hastily rolled off of Logan before his body made sense of the position they were in and reacted to it.

"Why would I be in Amanda's room?"

"Becauseeeee" Logan mumbled, still laying on the floor, "the door said Princess on it."

Julian reached out to hit Logan halfheartedly, but his hand hit plastic instead and Julian turned his head to see what it was. Clutched in Logan's hand was the Julian doll.

"Why do you have that?" Logan looked over at Julian, and then down at his hand. He seemed surprised to see it in his hand.

"I wanted to see if it looked like you." Logan sat up slowly before holding the doll up next to Julian. "Your Barbie doesn't look like you."

"I told you, it's an action figure."

"What action does it do?"

"It looks hot."

"That's not an action."

"You're not an action."

Logan smirked before grabbing onto a nearby table to hoist himself up before pulling Julian up as well. Once Julian was off the floor he grabbed the doll from Logan's hand and peered at it closely.

"This isn't nearly as hot as I am."

"How do you propose you fix it?"

Julian seemed to think deeply about this for a moment before his eyes lit up. "I have an idea. Come on."

Intrigued, and drunk, Logan followed Julian, trying not to stare at Julian's ass and think about Julian's attractiveness. They made their way through the crowd of people before reaching the backdoor that led to Derek's backyard. Julian fumbled with the handle for a moment before pushing the door open and stumbling into the backyard.

"What are we doing back here?" Logan questioned. The cool air hit him, bringing him back to his senses.

"Where's the grill?"

"Why do we need-?" Logan started but was cut off when Julian yelped and stumbled over towards the grill. The coals were still burning from earlier when Derek had made hamburgers, and Julian lifted the lid and placed the Julian doll on the grill.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm making him hotter, so he's more like me." Julian giggled.

"You can't put plastic on a GRILL."

"But but it's Barbies on a barbecueeee."

"I thought you said you were an 'action figure.'"

Julian giggled again and mumbled something about Logan being a silly boy and plopped himself next to the grill. Logan sighed and was about to sit next to Julian when suddenly the smell of burning plastic flooded his nostrils.

"Shit Jules." Logan grabbed the tongs and picked up the doll from the grill, and looked around for a place to throw it. The backdoor crashed open and Derek stumbled out.

"What the hell is that smell?"

"Burning Barbies." Derek's eyes widened "Where do I throw this shit?"

"Anywhere but my neighbor's pool. They'll flip a shit."

At the mention of a pool, Julian perked up. "Pool? Oh Logan can we go swimming? Please?"

Logan shook his head and handed the tongs to Derek.

"You deal with this. I need to get him sobered up."

Derek just barely grabbed the tongs and grumbled something about cockblocks before making his way back into the house with the smoking doll.

Logan turned around to see how Julian was faring, but Julian's seat had been vacated. Logan looked around, slightly panicked, before he saw Julian running toward's Derek's neighbor's house.

"Oh for the love of. JULIAN!"