(A/N: Let's get straight into this! ^.^ Enjoy!)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything that anybody can recognise. Sorreh.

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It was truly fortunate for Elsa to be organising a Snow Day that day, because seemingly every time Killian wanted to spend time with Henry, there would always be something going on, something stirring up trouble. This time, was their day off, and his first time learning to skate.

Ice and snow wasn't a big thing where he lived, as the sea was far more interesting and not often did they get that sort of stuff around there. But everyone, including Emma and Henry, had convinced him to at least try it out.

Elsa informed everyone cheerfully that everyone should meet her at the local park at around 11 am at the supposedly coldest point that day, even though it was going to be an all-round chilly day in Maine. Well, ice skating rinks aren't made out of ice forever, everyone guessed.

All of the eager future-participants were there at the park to find a state of the art designed ice rink (Elsa could very well be an architect in the future! *1*), all made out of sparkling ice, and somehow all in glowing, different colours. Dr Hopper said that the colours of the ice may express her feelings, since ice is what she controls and can create. So everyone went along with his theory, as it was the one that made the most sense.

Among the crowd of Storybrooke residents, Henry was trying his best to find Killian and Emma as he had spent the night at Regina's place, but lately, everyone seemed either taller than him, or always blocking the way. It was strange how good they were at doing those two things.

Finally, he ran into the couple that is - Emma and Hook. They were bundled up in warm clothing, as everyone in town was, smiling down at the kid. His mother planted a kiss on his cheek, and Killian mussed up his hair playfully. "Race you to the rink entrance!" Henry singsonged to his partner-in-crime with a smirk that only he could've taught him.

"You're on, lad!" And they raced off into the crowd, through and around the people, and could hear Emma's amused laugh trailing behind them.

Since the two were already out of sight, she set on talking to Ruby, and went ahead and called her friend.

"Heeeey, Ems. How you doin'?" Ruby answered sunnily. "Your new boyfriend causing trouble again?"

The blonde laughed but was secretly thankful that her werewolf friend couldn't see her blush. "Close. My son and Killian."

"They've been spending WAY too much time together, Emma," she said mock-sternly. "This is your \ fault."

The sheriff played along, using a melodramatic voice, not even caring that she was doing so in public. "Hey, he just comes over to my place and fools around with Henry when I'm not looking! I tried, okay?"

They laughed and agreed to meet up later when Elsa finally finished the rink and opened the entrance. Ah, speak of the devil.

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Meanwhile at the entrance, people were rolling their eyes good-naturedly at the two who were panting from the race they just had.

"I…totally… won." Henry huffed out to Killian.

"Not… likely. I… made it three seconds before you… did." He replied shakily with a big fat smile on his face.

They finally caught their breath.

"No you didn't! You cheated and got a head start!"

"You only cheat when you get caught!"

"You have horrible standards, Killian. You know, my mom-"

The boy was interrupted by Elsa bursting through the icy doors of the huge rink.

"Come get your ice skates," she chirped happily, pointing to the left, where she had fashioned some skates she had made herself on a shelf with multiple sizes. "And go ahead and get on ice! Be careful, but have fun! I know myself how unenjoyable it is to fall on your face, believe me."

Everyone screamed in delight and ran in like children on Christmas morning.

…And the pirate and believer were trampled over by excited to-be-skaters.

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Okay, so what's so wrong if Henry isn't so used to Emma and Killian dating?

It sure wouldn't be easy to be okay with, after everything he'd been through, but he still wanted his mom and favourite pirate to be happy, even if it was to be together. Sure, he wasn't his biological dad, but he already loved Hook like one, so it was enough.

But that didn't necessarily mean he was ready to see them do any PDA any time soon. Maybe he'd get used to it in the future, but, heck, not at that moment, thank you very much!

However, Killian knew of this, and thought internally of what he could possibly do to make him the most uncomfortable he would ever be in his life. He decided to invite Emma and the lad to Granny's on Saturday night innocently, and then he'd strike.

That evening, everyone noticed the strange smirk on his face, and didn't quite see what the hell he was so smug about. Not yet, at least.

Killian, Emma, and Henry took a seat in a nicely lighted booth. Perfect. The pirate sat on one side of the booth, and the mother and son sat on the other. Even better.

When Ruby came over to take their order, she noticed something fishy about Emma's boyfriend's mood. The werewolf wrinkled her nose, raising an eyebrow.

"What's up with you, Killian?" Ruby looked him suspiciously. "You've got that weird look on, and you're acting all weird."

"I don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about." He replied, offering an innocent smile.

"Hmph. I'm watching you, Jones." And so, she left to go get Robin's order.

Killian then turned his attention to Henry, chatting about what they would do as an adventure tomorrow, who they should visit, what sort of swordfight they'd do.

And then Emma noticed too.

"Ruby's right." The blonde noted, interrupting the two's long conversation. "You are kind of acting weird. What's making you so crazy today?"

It may not be believed, but the pirate's smirk got even wider.

"You." He leaned over the table and took Emma's lips in his. She was surprised, but melted into him, not caring that the table was seriously uncomfortable, taking some of his unruly hair in his hand, completely forgetting the obvious fact that A, they were in public, (PDA isn't always welcome) and right in front of Henry, B, they were kissing in front of Henry, and C, THEY WERE HAVING MOUTH SEX IN FRONT OF BLOODY HENRY.

As you can imagine, Henry was not exactly okay. He tried covering his eyes, but that just made it worse, as the sounds were even louder than they were before. Wolf whistles were heard around the café, and Killian smiled through the kiss – he'd had his desired effect. He eventually gave up, embarrassment filling him and he rested his head on the table, defeated.

"KILLIAN JONES, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTER?!" Killian broke off the kiss and looked to see a very pissed off David (like a I'll-rip-your-head-off-and-feed-it-to-the-dogs sort of David). He didn't see that coming.

Ignoring her father, the cheeky pirate looked at Emma mock-apologetically. "Sorry, love, I just couldn't help it."

And so, he ran off, out of Granny's, followed by David, most likely going to kill him, leaving a flustered sheriff, a mortified Believer, and a bunch of cold food.

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(A/N: There you have it! Done! I wish some of this stuff would've actually happened, and I know the format is a bit messy, but that's how I do stuff! If you have the time, please fav and follow! A thing that only takes a few seconds is a review, so leave me one below, and you can have a hug and cookie (hookie?)!)