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rated M for sexual situations and language


10 hours later…

I woke to the light caress of soft fingers drawing lazy circles on my hipbone. My head pounded with the after effects of the alcohol. Long slender fingers traced the contour of my body raising goose bumps on my flesh. The warmth of my partner's naked skin pressed solidly against my back. My head thudded, my pulse pounded in my ears and I tried to recall the details of last night.

'Fuck,' I thought I remembered having a few drinks with Joker and then him falling. Was that who was in my bed? My eyes opened wide and fought against the darkness of the room.

Joker… Jeff… shit…

I rolled over slowly looking to see if my conclusion was correct.

"Mornin' commander," he grinned at me.

I smiled shyly, "Good morning Joker."

His arm snaked across my side as he pulled me closer to him. "Last night was fucking amazing Shepard," he said nuzzling my cheek.

"I'm glad you thought so," I replied searching my blank memory. What the fuck did I do last night?

"Oh you didn't think so?" he teased.

"Truth is Jeff, I don't…" I gasped as flashes flitted through my memory.

His lips touch my breasts; long fingers caress the folds between my legs delicately touching my most sensitive spot.

"Shepard?" his said voice concerned.

I laughed softly, "I was going to say I didn't remember but it seems that is no longer the case."

He grinned wickedly, pushing me slowly onto my back and sliding between my legs, "Or I could just give you a reminder." His erection pressed against my welt folds. I moaned and rubbed my groin against his. My eyes fluttering shut.

His mouth suckles my breast tenderly as my hand reaches between his legs cupping him in the palm of my hand. His eyes gaze into mine as I guide him inside of me.

My eyes flew open as the memories receded. A breath I had been holding escaped my lips. Joker watched my face carefully. My eyes searched his features, he was eager but wasn't going to push his advance instead he waited for me to make the next move. I place a palm on his chest feeling the muscles ripple under my fingers. I trailed my hand up over his neck into his short dark brown hair. I smirked, how often had I wondered at the color and texture. This had to be the only time I had ever seen him without a hat on. Curious about the destination of said hat I peeked over his shoulder my eyes surveying the room and locating it resting on top of one of my ship replicas.

I chuckled to myself even when he was off duty his hat still thought it had to be in charge.

My fingers traced his jaw lifting his hat with my other hand I sat it on top of my head. Standing and unbuttoning my Cerberus uniform slowly. Pushing the top of my shoulders and letting it drop to the floor at my feet. Joker watched me from the edge of the bed propping up on his elbows for a better view, I kick my shoes off as I pushed my pants over my hips and down my legs. I stand in front of him my legs spread slightly apart clad only in my lingerie and his SR2 cap. He lifts up gingerly from the bed and pulls his shirt over his head. It too joins the rest of the discarded clothing. His hands grasp my hips, whose size I have always hated for being too wide, pulling me towards him. My breasts sit directly at his eye level, he kisses the valley between them tracing the curves with his tongue. I tangle my fingers in his hair and feel his fingers unhook the back of my bra, tugging it off my shoulders.

I snap back to reality my fingers still intertwined in his hair and pull his lips down to mine. His lips worked furiously against mine, all tongues and teeth. I matched his kisses with fervor, running my hands restlessly through his hair over his back and down the curve of his ass. I dug my fingernails into the flesh of his butt sighing into his mouth. I raised my knees cradling him between my thighs. He rocked his hips against mine rubbing his hard length against my moist folds and throbbing clit.

We were both naked writhing in the middle of the mattress. I sat astride him my head flung back, my hair cascading like black oil down my back. My hips ground against his. His hands cupped my breasts, massaging them with nimble fingers. I reached behind our thrusting bodies and cupped his balls in my hand, he gasped as I squeezed them tightly in my palm. I rocked my hips faster against his, working him furiously in and out. His hands release my breast grabbing my hips and furiously lifted them as he pounded into me. Sweat streaked my sleek form and beaded on his forehead. I slump forward releasing his ball sack. My hands fisted into the pillow by his head. Our mouths locked together and his hands spread my legs farther apart as he pumped vigorously into me.

Our mouths were locked together, his breath became my breath, yet I couldn't breathe. Our mouths broke from our kiss and I gasped for breath. He lowered his mouth to my neck, kissing slowly to my breast. He sucked the nipple slowly into his mouth, I watched him through half open eyelids.

'Damn,' I thought. The flashes of last night were so hot they were driving me crazy. My skin was already coated with a fine sheen of sweat and the ache between my legs was growing, I was moist hot and most defiantly ready.

Jeff bit my nipple and I arch off the sheets moaning my pleasure. I slid my hand between us grabbing a hold of his erection slick with my juices, running my index finger down the throbbing vein to just under the base of him, to the spot just above his sack. Adding a little pressure with the tip of my finger I felt him jerk above me releasing my breast from his mouth.

"Ember…" he started his voice husky.

"Jeff, fuck me now I can't take much more of the teasing," I pleaded.

"But Shepard I haven't…" he said breaking off as I grabbed his member and pressed it against my hot wet opening.

"Jeff, please," I begged opening my legs as far apart as I could manage. He grunted burying his face in my shoulder and thrust his hips forward burying himself deep inside of me. It felt so good I almost came, my body vibrating with the sensations. He worked slowly in and out of me searching for that spot special inside of me. I shuttered when he finally found it, he lifted his head and grinned wickedly down at me as he rammed himself over it again and again.

The walls echoed with the sounds of my moans of me urging Jeff to move faster, begging him to take me harder. Sweat dripped off his forehead down onto my face, my hips arched against his, meeting each of his thrusts. Inside I could feel the orgasm building towards its apex, knowing any second I would be riding over the edge.

I knelt on the bed Joker was on his knees behind me; his hands grasped tightly on my hips, his erection driving in and out of my tight hole. My face buried into the pillow, drowning out my screams of pleasure. My hands flailed about searching for something to hold onto and meeting the flesh of his thighs, digging my fingernails into meat of his legs. His quick intake of breath, his pace increased; my name spills from his lips, he grips me tighter against him and pours his seed deep into my womb.

I open my eyes blindly searching for his. They meet and the pressure building between my legs explodes sending me over the edge into the pleasure abyss. Everything I had experienced before paled in comparison to going over the edge and drowning in my climax. If my walls hadn't been sound proofed, I would have screamed my release to the Normandy and beyond. My muscles clenched around Joker's erection milking him until his cries joined mine. I raked my nails down his back pushing him into me further, I cried out again in pleasure, re-clenching my muscles around him. He cried out above me pushing into me deeper we continued like this until stated and finally unable to move, we lay together our bodies still intertwined listening to the beating of each other's hearts.

"Good morning Shepard," EDI's voiced chimed.

I scowled at her timing. "Unless its life or death EDI I don't care right now, so go away." I yelled throwing a pillow across the room towards her console.

"As you command Sheppard," she said logging off.

"I tell you it's just like my mother always showing up at the most inconvenient times," Jeff glowered.

"Could have been worse, she could have interrupted us in the middle instead of waiting till we were done."

"Shit, Ember now I'm gonna be thinking about EDI knowing about us every time I'm in the pilot seat."

I laughed pulling him against me and hitting him lightly with the remaining pillow.


i wasnt originally planning on writing a second chapter but i left the first one so open i just couldnt get it out of my mind so here is our love scene between joker and shepard. complete with flashbacks of the night before.