¡Negima?- Remnants chapter 2- Welcome Back Mr. Springfield
Disclaimer: All Negima characters are owned by Ken Akamatsu, however all original characters belong to me
1. What's up guys I, Mr. Wax, am back and bringing you more of ¡Negima?- Remnants, I'm sorry for not updating this sooner but recently I moved and by the time I got finished with the new chapter they disconnected the internet from my old home and therefore I couldn't deliver the chapter as soon I'd hoped so here is the new chapter.
2. I'm so sorry to all those who don't care for (or like) this chapter the creative juices were no seeping through my brain when writing this, which is also why this one is shorter than the last, mostly because I thought of putting out a massive crossover series and couldn't help but think of it when i started writing this and a possible web comic which I really want to do, as well I had a lot of trouble kicking off the whole young teacher meets older students a way that rips off the manga (Which I recently discovered the manga scans on the internet and started reading) also I had a hard time changing, or rather maturing, the personalities of the class in a way that didn't deviate to far from the original personalities so please pardon me If their dialogue seems a bit moronic (I tried, what can I say) so in conclusion I view this chapter and sort of the chapter as sort of a pilot episode (because they usually aren't all that great)
3. Finally comment or shoot me an e-mail (I'm pretty sure it's on my profile) and tell me how you feel about the series, it helps because I started writing this when I discovered people actually liked what I put out there, again please don't bash me it's still technically my first time writing fanfics. (don't you dare make a sex joke)
Alright let's get started
Negi tosses the newspaper on the floor and then slinks towards the window and scans the apartment entrance. All seems well but Negi notices a slight rustling in the bushes.
Negi: (Sighs) Well I hoped I could start the year of quite, but it looks like the students won't allow that.
Negi grabs his bookbag and walks out the door and into the apartment lobby, the manager stands at the deck with a newspaper in hand. Negi walks up to the manager.
Negi: [Um, excuse me is there a service entrance or something I could use?]
Manager: (looks up at Negi) [What for?]
Negi: [Well that's a bit hard to explain at the moment.]
Manager: (lifts newspaper and flips the cover toward Negi) [Would this have something to do with it?]
Negi: [Um, well yes actually heh, heh.]
Manager: [At the other end of this floor you can't miss it.]
Negi: [Wow thanks a lot.]
Manager: [Eh no problem just be sure the crowds don't sick around forever, drops the property value if kids loiter around this place.]
Negi: [Okay sure thing.]
Negi heads toward the back. Upon opening the back door he scans the immediate area and slowly walks out of the door and is stopped by a rustling in the bushes and a group of high school wanna-be Yakuza's step out with metal baseball bats.
Negi: Well s$&t
Genma: [What's up gaijin? I don't know any English and quite frankly I don't give a damn if you can understand me or not because that makes this a whole lot simpler for me.]
Negi: [Oh I can understand you alright and quite frankly I don't think talking like that to a teacher is a good idea on your end.]
Genma: (laughs) [You know what's no a good idea for your health?
Teaching at the girls high school.]
Negi: [Well I guess this position was bound to come with a catch. Alright so what do you guys have against me?]
Genma: [Well since your so curious me and my buddies girlfriends found you were teaching at the high school and when they saw that picture of you they lost it and I got to tell you we are a bit pissed off, so we though we could do one of two things here one you could come to your senses enroll in the all boys middle school and say it was all a hoax or two (beats the bat against his palm) we could beat the sense into you.]
Negi: (laughs) [Let me see if I get this straight here your trying to beat me senseless because you girlfriends found you so undesirable as boyfriends that they are basically going throughout the sand box for a better one] (laughs hard)
Genma: (sighs loudly) [You know what kid I was about to let you walk away but I see now (runs at Negi with bat ready to swing) I'll have to reeducate you!]
Negi quickly stops laughing and and waits as Genma gets close. Negi then swiftly high kicks Genma and makes contact with his face. Genma falls backwards cursing with a profusely bleeding broken nose.
Genma: [Oh my f$&king god!]
Punk 2: [What the f$&k just happened!]
Negi: (looks down at Genma) [I graduated from college at the age of ten what do you think I've been doing for the past three years of my life?]
Genma: [Kill the little bitch!]
One of the punks rushes at Negi, Negi punches the punk's left side jaw disorientating him. Negi then quickly recovers and round house kicks the same side of his face cracking the bone and causing him to forcefully smack the ground and knock him out.
Negi: [That's what I learned from a buddhist monastery in China!]
Another one rushes Negi, Negi responds by backhand punching the right side of his opponent's face and Spinning heel kicks the left side causing him to forcefully hit the ground and knock him out.
Negi: [Thats why I learned from a Muay Thai master in Thailand!]
Another punk rushes forward, Negi trys to side kick him but the punk catches his leg an trys to raise him up. Negi then throws his body weight on the punk causing him to fall it the ground. Negi quickly recovers and elbows the side of head and stands up.
Negi: [That's what I learned from a Silat master in Malaysia!]
Genma gets of the ground and trys to hit him from behind with a bat. Negi does a hand stand, kicks Genma in the throat and hits the adam's apple and flips forward.
Negi: (Sighs) [And that's what I learned from Fei-Ku. (Turns toward the group and smiles) So (assumes the stance) who's next?]
The rest of the group drops their bats and runs away. The manager steps outside with a golf club.
Manager: [Okay what's going...on...here?]
Negi: [Sorry I seem to have made a mess of your lawn it won't happen again though I would recommend you call the ambulance for them just say that they were terrorizing a middle schooler and you stepped in to help out they'll believe you (looks at watch) Oh crap gotta go see ya later.]
Manager: (Looks at the newspaper and looks back up at the running Negi) [Hmmm... Negi Springfield high school teacher, child prodigy, and Kenpo master*?]
*Mahora streets*
Asuna makes a mad dash for the high school and Konoka leisurely glides by on roller blades.
Asuna: [Hurry up Konoka we're going to be late!]
Konoka: [Maybe but it wouldn't be an issue if someone didn't think that 'a few sips of sake' was a good way to celebrate the upcoming year.]
Asuna: [Oh fine you win this round.]
Negi dashes from behind and runs past Asuna without noticing who she was, Asuna notices the short person but didn't recognize him.
Negi: [Pardon me!] (runs)
Asuna: [Watch out!]
Negi notices the car parked in front of him, picks up speed, jumps, then rolls across the car lands on his feet and keeps running
Konoka: [Holy s$&t!]
Asuna looks at Konoka astonished. Negi then jumps on a bench on the sidewalk side flips off it and keeps running.
Asuna: [Well looks like our year is going to be interesting let's go!]
Asuna and Konoka speed off into the distance.
*Class 2-A*
All of the students are chatting, their first day of school is about to start. Asuna and Konoka bolt into the room as the last bell rings
Asuna: [(pant) Made it (pant).]
Ayaka: [Barely on time again this year Asuna? You know given the fact that the only class you actually pass is gym I figured it would take a lot more to make you tired.]
Asuna: [Iincho we've been at this since grade school could we give it a rest this year?]
The class simultaneously stops talking and looks at Asuna
Makie: [Are you feeling alright Asuna?]
Asuna: [I feel fine why?]
Haruna: [Satomi did you build a robot or possibly make a clone of Asuna as a joke, because it's not funny!]
Satomi: [Nope.]
Konoka: [Asuna's be acting pretty weird lately, she even said that she doesn't have that much feelings for Takahata-sensi anymore.]
All the students shutter except for Yue, Asuna, Konoka, and Nodoka.
Haruna: (Horrified) [Then that means-]
Yue: (unaffected) [-The very existence of humanity is about to end.]
The class screams besides the people mentioned previously, Asuna looks like she's about to pop a vein.
*Teachers Lounge*
Negi walks in dressed in a fairly formal suit with a book bag in hand.
Negi: (Sighs) Morning Takamichi.
Takahata: Well good morning Negi, I must say I'm a bit surprised You'd show up late today.
Negi: Ran into a bit of unwanted fandom.
Takamichi: Did the high school boys give you a hard time?
Negi: Yes actually... how did you know?
Takamichi: Usually when I expect students to be mature enough to not get easily jealous the exact opposite happens.
Negi: Well now that I'm here is the class still as "lively" as it was when I left?
The girls screams are heard in he distance.
Takahata: (sighs) Yes, yes it is.
*Class 2-A*
Chisame: [Geez when is that new form teacher gonna get here already?]
Ako: [I don't know but I hope he'll be helpful and not some pervert.]
Sakuraka: [Hey maybe we'll get that kid teacher!]
Makie: [He actually looked pretty cute in that photo.]
Akira: [I don't think I could take a teacher seriously if his voice starts cracking in the middle of class.]
Everyone laughs
Nodoka: (timidly) [Um, everyone]
Chizuru: [Or if he's popping pimples during a test!]
Everyone laughs louder
Nodoka: (timidly) [Excuse me]
Fuka: [Actually he'd probably be too busy looking at porn to teach us anything!]
The class roars in laughter
Nodoka: [Shut up now!]
Everyone looks at Nodoka shocked at her sudden change in attitude.
Kasumi: [Um, Okay bookstore...why?]
Nodoka points to the front of the room. Everyone looks and quickly shutters when they realize Negi is standing before them.
Negi: [Good to see that I'm so well respected by my students. Now that we've gotten the pleasantries out of the way let me introduce myself, my name is Negi Sprigfield and for the next few years I will be your form teacher]
Everyone stares wide eyed at Negi. The camera shows the outside of the school.
Class 2-A: [AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]
Takahata: Looks like your year is going to be quite interesting.
Negi: ...Indeed (Thinking) (Now I see just how silly all of these girls were back in middle school... Also for some reason I have this odd sence of doom hanging over me.)
*Bridgeston Estate- Office*
Andrew: (On phone) Now Mr. Medvedev you and I can agree on the fact that if one desires weapons one must pay for the weapons and considering your lack of payment I have no choice but to redirect my shipments to the Republic of Georgia now (Butler walks in) if your willing to pay more than Georgia then I'm certain I can work something out, goodbye. (Hangs up)
Butler: Sir it appears as if Mr. Springfield has taken his position as the high school english professor and the form teacher of class 2-A.
Andrew: Very good, tell of the mages progress on the unbinding circle.
Butler: The circle is complete but according to the ancient books the circle requires a substantial amount of energy to keep the magic from dieing prematurely, however our magical historians discovered the necessary amount of energy is equivalent to that of a small nuclear reactor.
Andrew: Of course but once young Mr. Springfield is captured that will no longer be an issue. (Lights a cigar) Have my associates make their way to the academy.
Butler: Very well sir.
Andrew draws a long breath of his cigar. He then looks down upon a chessboard with the red pawns surrounding the white pawns, he looks at the white king and queen beside each other and the white castles, knights, and bishops scattered. Andrew then smirks as he swigs his aged Scotch.
Andrew: All the piece are put into play Mr. Springfield (moves the red king forward) game start.
1. Kenpo= Japanese for Kung-Fu
