Eragon: Now I must travel to a far-off forested place to learn from my dead mentor's old master, the last of the Dragonriders.
Luke: Is there any part of this book that isn't plagiarized from Star Wars?
Eragon: How about this one?
Murtagh: Before we fight, there is something you should know.
Eragon: What?
Murtagh: I… am your BROTHER!
Eragon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Luke: Sorry, did that one already with dear old dad.
Eragon: (downcast) Oh…
Luke: Sorry.
