Eragon: Now I must travel to a far-off forested place to learn from my dead mentor's old master, the last of the Dragonriders.

Luke: Is there any part of this book that isn't plagiarized from Star Wars?

Eragon: How about this one?

Murtagh: Before we fight, there is something you should know.

Eragon: What?

Murtagh: I… am your BROTHER!

Eragon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Luke: Sorry, did that one already with dear old dad.

Eragon: (downcast) Oh…

Luke: Sorry.