Overlord Rules with Naruto Tentai

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A spoof of the Evil Overlord and various other lists. The reason why most heroes win (despite being idiots) is because the villians are even dumber via cliche. So here I will spoof the rules via Kyuubi16 style. For anyone who wants to write a good villian read these rules.

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Evil Overlord Rule 2: My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

''We will use this ventilation duct!'' The Hero stupidly declared as he, the Herione, the Lancer also known in most media as the second in command, and the Tagalong Kid climbed into the overly large ventilation duct that they were using to escape from their prison cell. Unfortuantely for them to Overlord that they were fighting against wasn't a complete moron due to contrive plot devices.

''Hey they've escaped!'' One of the mooks/LoT exclaimed as he peered out through his pexi-glass visor. ''It's Tuesday...do we send in the poison snake or the poison scorpions?''

''Scorpions...definitely scorpions.''

As the would be heroes cotninued on the space became smaller and smaller until they realized that the space shrunk to an impossibly small size for any normal human to crawl through. Unfortunately for the group the only person who could fit through that space would be a cute animal critter to squeezer through, but the Overlord also manage to get him too. (See later Overlord Rule.)

''Scorpions!'' The Herione shrieked as the would be gooders were attacked and brutally murdered by the poisonous and heavily altered animals.

''The prisoners are dead sir!" One of the Legion of Terrors informed Naruto. ''The idea to renovate the place from the floor up once you got the blue prints and made sure the ventilation shaft was too small for a human size person to crawl throughw as brilliant sir.''

''You've been reading the rules haven't you Mook?'' Naruto asked as he stroked the head of his killer boned fox with creepy glowing purple eyes.

''I was looking for the Guide that gives helpful rules to henceman sir and couldn't help but be entranced by the rules and how Overlords of the past could be so stupid.''

''Very well you're dismissed. Now send in my mistresses.''

Hinata Hyuuga, Misato Katsuragi, Botan, Shihoin Yoruichi, Nico Robin, Seras Victoria, Asuka Tenjoin, Fujiko, Rushuna Tendo, and Mizore Shirayuki were sent in wearing either Harem girl outfits or slave girl outfits. ''Yes...most excellent.''

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Once again this is a fanfic and it's not to be taken seriously. Now everyone who knows the old me knew I ranted endlessly about Yaoi, but then I realized something. It's not Hurting me! People are writing them for people who enjoy that stuff and I have to accept that. Yes it pisses me off when yaoi girls make characters gay who aren't gay, but hell if I can do crossovers and Harems then I should accept their right to write yaoi. No point in being hypocritical. I still hate and will never accept M-Preg though. That's a major you fail at biology forever and the whole they're wizards or demons are still bullshit justifications as men still don't have the necessary organs to substain and nurture life unless their specified in species and the proper steps and hormone treatment is described and undergone.