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And hereeeeee we go!

Leader/Deputy Chat

Firestar was bored. Extremely bored. He stared around the ThunderClan camp. Everyone was either sleeping, eating or sharing tongues. Suddenly, his iPhone 7+ vibrated in his pocket. (Yes, I know cats don't have pockets. Though on second thought, how would that work?) It was an Instant Message from Mistystar on CatChat.

The message read: "Hi, we need more prey again. Can you help with that?"

Firestar shrugged to himself. Why not? Cloudtail needs to lose weight anyway. And, I can increase my list of endearing characteristics on Timber. (Cat version of Tinder)

He quickly responded to tell her it was all right. But before he could log off, he saw a message from Onestar, yelling about ThunderClan staying off his territory. Firestar sighed, and asked him what he meant. He tried to make it as friendly as possible.

But Onestar, being Onestar, responded rather aggressively, with the words: "You know what I mean. I will see you all at the Gathering. Have a terrible day; I hope you all starve." Then he proceeded to log off.

Firestar rolled his eyes. Typical Onestar. Now all he needed was Blackstar to threaten him or ask for help.

Sure enough, Blackstar logged on.

Firestar snorted as he read the message. "No, you can't have ThunderClan territory!" he said aloud. "Well, there is that that one clearing... I guess he could have that. But I should warn him that we'll take it back if one of our warrior apprentices has a dream."

And with that, Firestar gave away territory.

And now he was bored. Again.

He made sure to ask about five times if anyone else was on, and then a sixth just to check. Then he logged off.

"Oh, foxdung!" he cursed. Getting back on, he typed in the password, Firestarizcool, and ordered everyone to follow his Timber, Snapcat and Litter profiles.

Then, and only then did he log off.

An hour later...

Brambleclaw was in for a nasty surprise. He was currently logging on to CatChat to respond to Reedwhisker of RiverClan's message that was thanking him for something.

He slowly read the message. Then he read it again.

It said: "Hi guys! Brambleclaw, please be sure to tell Firestar thank you for the extra prey! Bye!"

"WHAT?!" Brambleclaw screeched in horror. Reedwhisker explained the whole thing to him.

Brambleclaw was already prepared to whack Firestar upside the head, but then he received a message from Russetfur, requesting that he thank Firestar for the... NEW TERRITORY?!

Brambleclaw was shocked. Giving away prey wasn't smart, but giving away prey and territory? That was unheard of!

He was definitely ready to question Firestar. Brambleclaw began to storm up to the Highledge, but then his iPhone 6s vibrated. Again.

It was from Ashfoot, the grumpy WindClan deputy with the even grumpier leader.

"What now?" Brambleclaw groaned.

He looked at the message, and sighed with relief that it wasn't thanking him. Unfortunately, he had only skimmed it. Going back over it, Brambleclaw's face turned red with anger. "How DARE WindClan accuse us!" he shouted. "First Firestar gives away prey to RiverClan, then he gives up territory to ShadowClan. And NOW I have to put up with this?!"

Jayfeather came out of the medicine den and force-fed Brambleclaw a chill pill.

After the deputy was sedated, his ex-mate/future mate walked over.

Squirrelflight saw the state of her ex-husband/future husband and shook her head. "He's been drinking too much again. I told him not to go to Sunstar's Pub and Grill. He gets so tempted by the watermelon margaritas."

Simultaneously shaking their heads, mother and son dragged Brambleclaw into the hospital called the medicine den.

Hope you liked it! Review please to tell me how I did! Ember out!