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If your reading this than you made it past my pathetic attempt at a first chapter!

If you didn't... R.I.P

Whatever... Enjoy!

Chapter Two

"Their gone?"

"Indeed"

"Then everything is falling into place as before"

"Exactly as planned"

"… Are we doing the right thing?"

"I cannot say old friend… I cannot say"

Both Ryan and Add opened their eyes expecting to be dead, under the circumstances, can you blame them? But what they found was completely different; they were floating downwards in some sort of white tube made of some kind of weird energy.

"Man, this has new story written all over it!"

Ryan looked at Add with confusion as he hadn't seen him open his mouth, "Umm, did you just say what I think you said?"

"What! Can you read my mind! Oh man this is fucking awesome, we must be in like matrix or something" cheered Add mentally as he did a poor impression of Neo's bullet dodging.

Ryan just face palmed and tried to swim/float towards the wall of the tube, but the closer he got the further it moved away, but the tube still kept its same proportions. He was about to ask Add before he felt the sinking feeling of gravity begin to take hold of him, a quick glance at Add confirmed that they were now falling for real. They tried not to scream… Keyword being tried.

However, the ground was only a few meters from them as they were blinded by a flash of white light, and hit the ground with a thud. It took a few seconds to for them to get their bearings but once they had, they realized they had no earthly idea where in the hell they were.

A couple of girls were looking at them funny, but they ignored them after a while and carried on. "Maybe we're in New York?" Offered Ryan, it looked like a city but had a very pleasant feel to it, also it wasn't crowded and there was no pollution.

"Maybe, but that begs the question, how the fuck did we get to New York from Auckland!?" Add yelled attracting a few more odd looks

However, Ryan wasn't paying any mind to his distraught friend, instead he was wondering three things, one: why are there no guys around here (No homo)? Two: Why do all the girls have crazy colored hair? And three: How in the flipping fuck is that girl with a cowboy hat lifting an entire car with one hand!

Add had now just noticed this and was trying not to lose his shit, that lasted for about ten seconds before a girl with rainbow colored hair swooped in with a pair of fucking wings and proceeded to have a conversation with the car holding cowgirl, Ryan was only slightly concerned for his state of mental health as he watched the blue wings fade into nothing, Add on the other hand had somehow managed to get his hands on a cross and a copy of the bible and was muttering something about the spawn of Satan.

And just when things couldn't get any more f'd up, a girl with gorgeous purple hair waltzed over to the cowgirl and rainbow flyer, now normally that would be totally acceptable, if not for that fact that her hands were glowing with a purple light and roughly six bags of food were hovering around her head wrapped in the same colored light.

"Jesus Christ" Said Ryan as he backed away slowly trying not to attract attention to them, Add proceeded to do the same before they bumped into something, fucking nailed it!

"Oh my apologies!" Said Ryan turning quickly and catching a cupcake before it hit the ground

"Hey no problem" And that's when Add and Ryan first meet a girl they would come to love/hate.

"We are very sorry for knocking into you stall, we would buy this cupcake but I'm afraid we have no money on us at the moment" Said Ryan sheepishly, Add was trying not to smack the girl with his copy of the bible, he was managing… Slightly

"That's fine, since you two are so cute, you can each have one on the house!" Cheered the bubbly girl with wink that caused Add to go pink and Ryan to lightly kick him in the ankle

"Thanks?" Said Ryan as she passed Add a cupcake, "Oh, I must ask what your name is?"

"Pinkamena Diana Pie! But every pony calls me Pinkie Pie!" She said with a giggle, both boys just raised an eyebrow at the odd name but kept silent as she waved them off.

Mare Moments Later…

"Holy Christ… on a bike! This is unbelievably good" Cried Add as he took another bite of his cupcake

"I must admit for a cupcake, these are rather delicious" Agreed Ryan, with a small smile on his face, "Enough lolly gagging though" Said Ryan seriously as he pulled out his phone and tried to get GPS, however one glance told him what he feared: NO SERVICE! But something even stranger was happening with his phone; it seemed as if it was charging, despite not being connected to anything at all.

"Well we're fucked" cried Add as they passed yet another store, but this one caught Add's attention. "Oh… A supermarket! I'm just going to check out the variety in here, you go on ahead and see what you can find" before Ryan could even say a word, his 'friend' dashed through the doors and he found himself alone in the street.

With Ryan

"What a douche…" Sighed Ryan to himself, he might as well have a little look around and try to figure out where they were without bumping into anymore law defying girls, well that lasted roughly twenty seconds.

"Well, what do we have here? Looks like nightmare night came early!" Came a voice from down a nearby alleyway, curious; Ryan poked his head around the corner and saw a blue haired female being harassed by two burly men. Ryan was seriously wondering if there was some higher power making bad luck for him as he strode towards them.

"Hey, leave the lady alone!" he said with as much confidence as he could muster, the two men turned in surprise but then smirked as they realized they outnumbered him.

"Just keep walking dude, wouldn't want anything bad to happen now would we?" Said the one Ryan assumed was the smarter of the two

"Well, I would but you seem to be making her rather uncomfortable and I have a problem with that" Said Ryan with folded arms and a raised eyebrow

"Please don't!" yelled the girl before she was smacked across the face.

"Hey!" Said Ryan taking a step forward, but the guy who was previously talking drew a rather large knife and pointed it at him.

"You'd better stay right there mate" he threatened, Ryan wasn't paying any attention to them however, he was checking if the woman was okay, it was a rather weak blow but he had to make sure.

"Hey, did you hear the man?" yelled his companion

"I don't see any men, I see two little bitches" Said Ryan coolly, regaining his focus and getting ready to beat some ass

The first guy simply yelled in rage and lunged at him with his knife, Ryan on the other hand was far faster and simply stepped to the side, intercepted the knife, breaking the guy's wrist in the process and disarming him. He then threw it and embedded it in the wall next to the injured guy's head. Both stared at him with wide eyes and a little terror. He simply pointed down the alley and they were gone in under two seconds.

Ryan made his way quickly over to the lady and found that she was actually very beautiful, like drop dead gorgeous! But he then remembered where he was and simply refrained from saying anything that could hurt him.

"Are you alright Miss?" He asked the dazed woman, he couldn't see her eyes because she had a massive pair of shades on but she seemed alright, just a little shocked.

"Thank you" She whispered softly before wrapping him in a hug that almost snapped his spine

"Yo…You're… Wel… Welcome!" Ryan managed to wheeze out before she realized and let him go; he collapsed to the floor as his lungs drew in delicious air.

"Sorry dude! Don't know my own strength some time" She chuckled and offered him a hand up which he gladly accepted, "Hmm; you're not from around here are you?"

"That obvious huh?" Said Ryan with a raised eyebrow

"Nah, just don't recognize you, and I have a pretty good memory" Chuckled the woman lightly

"I see, but where are my manners? My name is Ryan Munn" He said extending a hand

"Odd name, but it's nice to meet ya Ryan! Names Vinyl, Vinyl Scratch!" Said the woman taking his hand and proceeding to crush it causing Ryan to wince in pain and lose all feeling in it.

"Sorry; again. How about I make it up to you and we go grab some coffee or something?" Suggested Vinyl with a sheepish smile.

"I'm not really into coffee" Muttered Ryan as he remembered trying some of Adds espresso once, not his brightest idea

"Well maybe we can…" Began Vinyl before Add came smashing out one of the doors leading into the alley, followed closely by a woman with jet black hair and wearing a pink bow tie

"Add!?" Yelled Ryan in surprise

"Tavi!?" Yelled Vinyl in surprise

"Run run run like a boss!" Screamed Add as he grabbed Ryan's hand and proceeded to drag him down the alley, Tavi took hold of Vinyl and was sprinting alongside the two.

"What the hell did you do now!?" Yelled Ryan as he ran alongside Add

His question was answered as four armed men wearing what looked like armor crashed through the door they had just come through and began to chase them.

"Well, fuck" Said Ryan as he face palmed, "Only you could get us into this mess this early!"

"It's not my fault! They were looking for us and Octavia here managed to buy us a few seconds and we got out, it was just by luck that you happened to be in the alley. Oh, by the way, this is Octavia! Octavia Ryan, Ryan Octavia" Said Gesturing between the two, however this was cut short as the wall next to Add exploded in a shower of shards as they were shot at. This urged them forward and out of the alley until they came to a rather large court area that had a fountain in the middle. And then they stopped.

Not because they had gotten away, but because they found themselves surrounded by at least a hundred guards with nasty looking assault rifles and no way out.

"Parlay?" Said Add nervously raising his hands above his head

"You're a fucking dumb ass you know that" Sighed Ryan raising his hands as well

Both Tavi and Vinyl followed suit, "Welcome to Equestria guys".

A/N: Cliff hanger!

More details on the world of Equestria in general in the next chapter... If I can get around to writing it (I'm lazy and stuff)

But here's the general gist of how stuff works:

All races have cutie marks under there right eyes that only appear when using their ability's.

Unicorns: Magic! (No shit)

Pegasus: Ethereal wings that allow flight (disappear when not in use)

Earth: Immense strength increase

Alicorns: All of the above... But a little stronger in all areas, can use all three at a time.

Add and Ryan are far more athletic here overall and have greater endurance, speed etc... Imagine your current athletic ability and increase it by about five times.

As I said before, more detail next chapter...

Next chapter: Meeting with royalty and moving in ;)

My name is Parradox and thanks so much for reading.

Bye!

P.s I am so sorry for the 'Mare' joke... But why not?

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