Wake Up Calls and Shopping

~I only own Fancy, Shell belongs to Zaikia~

There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly.
-
Helen Rowland

Fancy woke up before everyone that morning. She sat up groggily, stepped over Marluxia, fed her pet snake, Rupert, and went downstairs to make breakfast. Half an hour later, she had two severing plates on the counter, filled with eggs, bacon, and sausage. She also had a bowl of fruit on the counter next to the plates. Now she faced the challenge of waking everyone up. Her thoughts were interrupted by a scream coming from her room. She walked up the stairs and to her room.

"What's with all the screaming?" Shell poked her head out of her room. Fancy just shrugged and walked into her room. She saw Marluxia on the floor, trying to get Rupert off his neck.

"Don't hurt Rupert!" Fancy yelled while pulling Rupert off Marluxia's neck. Rupert wrapped around Fancy's hand while she stroked him.

"He was hurting me!" Marluxia defended. "How did you get a pet snake anyway?"

"I bought him," She replied while putting Rupert back into his tank. "From Pet Smart,"

Fancy walked out of the room and noticed that everyone was still asleep or went back to sleep. She sighed and walked downstairs, into the kitchen. She was still stuck with the dilemma with waking everyone up when an idea came to her. She walked over to the counter and pulled open a draw. She pulled out a bullhorn and walked down to the basement. She stuck her head in and put the bullhorn to her lips.

"Wake up or I'll feed your breakfast to Rupert!" She hightailed it out of there and went to the second floor. "Wake up! Your breakfast is getting cold!" She ran up to the attic to see Larxene and Xion already awake. "Come get breakfast!" Fancy ran back to the kitchen to see everyone already getting food. "Looks like y'all are awake." She was then pelted with many flower pedals, courtesy of Marluxia. She spit out some pedals from her mouth while Shell laughed at her friend. Fancy started to pick the pedals out of her hair while she walked into the living room.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Zexion asked Fancy while sitting at the table.

"She doesn't eat breakfast." Shell explained, since Fancy did not hear him because she put her earphones in and was listening to "Panic! At the Disco". "She claims that it sickens her to eat in the mornings."

"Sarah smiles, like Sarah doesn't care! She lives in a world so unaware! Does she know that my destiny lies with her?" Fancy sung out of tune to the song and Shell threw a spoon at her.

"Quiet you!" Shell commanded. Fancy huffed and stomped up to her room. She returned moments later with Rupert in hand.

"I'm going to put Rupert in the sunroom!" Fancy informed loudly, obviously still listening to her music. "He needs some sun!"

"You don't have to yell." She mumbled. Fancy returned moments later and looked at Shell. "What?"

"The guys need normal clothes." Fancy stated. Shell nodded in response. Xigbar appeared from the ceiling, scaring Fancy half to death.

"What's wrong with our clothes?" He asked and Fancy wacked him with a broom.

"No appearing out of nowhere!" She yelled and Xemnas chuckled while Shell was on the ground laughing. That's when Shell noticed that only Xigbar, Zexion, Saïx, and Xemnas were in the room besides Fancy and herself. "And too many people would recognize you guys!"

"Why would they recognize us?" Saïx narrowed his eyes. "We have never been to this world before. There is no way anyone would know us."

"That is where you are wrong sir!" Shell pounded her fist onto the table dramatically. "We have heard of you! You are legends in our world! Some think that you are evil and others think that you are awesome." Fancy mouthed 'Nice save' to Shell.

"Well that's nice to know." Xemnas replied. "We know that you're lying but we'll just wait and see what the truth is." Shell sighed and Fancy went to the sunroom. Fancy took Rupert to her room and returned with her purse.

"So, who are we taking with us?" Fancy asked the brunette. Shell stopped and thought for a moment.

"Xemnas, Zexion, Larxene, and Xion." Shell replied.

"Alright, what's going on?" Xemnas eyed the two girls.

"We're going shopping," Shell answered the man. Fancy pulled out her wallet and counted her money.

"Alright," Fancy sighed. "I have about five grand. So that should last."

"How the hell did you get five grand?" Shell yelled.

"You remember Josh?" Shell nodded in response. "He threw his golden watch at me when I called him a jackass and told him his family was jacked up. I'm so glad we're not dating anymore."

"So you hocked it and kept the money a secret!" Shell cried.

"I was saving it up for collage!" Fancy defended. "But this is far more important!"

"I guess you're right." Shell sighed. "Let's get going,"

"I said, excuse me you're one hell of guy, I mean my, my-"

"Stop messing with the radio!" Shell and Fancy screamed at Xemnas. Fancy put an Evanescence CD and sighed. Currently Shell was driving, Xemnas was in the passenger seat, Fancy was between them. Larxene, Xion, and Zexion were in the backseat, making a racket.

"Silence!" Shell boomed. "I keel you!"

"Are they pissing you off- fafa?" Fancy laughed.

"Finally, we're here!" Shell cheered. They pulled into the mall parking lot and drove up and down the rows multiple times. Finally they found a spot and were about to pull in when a black Prius cut them off and drove into the spot. Shell slammed onto the horn and breaks. A girl and a boy walked out of the car and Fancy flipped. She reached over and rolled Xemnas's window done.

"What the hell?" she screeched and they turned. "I'm going to kill you!" She then crawled over Xemnas and crawled out of the window. She stalked towards the pair and they looked at her without a care in the world.

"What do you what?" The girl snapped. She had bleached blonde hair, dark brown eyes, and scowl on her face. The boy next to her had messy black hair, blue eyes, and looked ready to run.

"Your head on a platter!" Fancy snapped. Shell quickly found a space and ran to Fancy with Larxene, Xemnas, Xion, and Zexion on her tail.

"You don't want to do this here." Shell whispered in Fancy's ear.

"And who is this cutie?" The girl squealed when she saw Zexion. Then she turned to Xemnas. "And a hottie too? Why are outcasts the ones who get all the good looking ones?"

"Back off, Miley!" Fancy barked at the blonde. Miley sighed and turned to Fancy.

"Why must you ruin everything?" Miley snapped. The boy put a hand on Miley's shoulder.

"Just leave them be," He told her. "They're not worth it."

"Traitor!" Both Shell and Fancy screamed. "Damn you Randy!" He just glared at them and guided Miley away from there.

"Who were they?" Zexion asked Fancy.

"A bitch and a traitor!" Fancy replied. Shell clamped her hand on Fancy's mouth.

"There are children present; don't start cussing them out." Shell whispered into the bluenette's ear. Fancy mumbled something and pried Shell's hand off her mouth.

"I call Zexion and Larxene!" Fancy yelled randomly.

"Then I'll take Xion and Xemnas." Shell smirked at her friend. And with that they went into the store.

Shell's Adventures

"Xemnas, where did you go?" Shell called out. Xion was looking at clothes while Shell was looking for Xemnas. She looked around the corner to see a group of girls swooning over him. She growled and stomped over.

"Oh my gosh! Are you like a model?" One girl squealed.

"Or were you like born hansom?" Another asked.

Xemnas looked to Shell and mouthed 'Help me' to her.

"OMG!" Shell yelled. "Is that the Jonas Brothers?"

"WHERE?" The girls ran off and Xemnas sighed in relief.

"Thanks," Xemnas replied.

"No prob." Shell smiled at him and they went back to shopping.

Fancy's Adventure

"What store are we going into next?" Larxene asked Fancy while Zexion groaned; He was the one carrying all the bags.

"Hot Topic," She groaned. "The place I work at, it's a great store but my boss is a dick-weed."

"Aren't all bosses dicks?" Zexion pointed out.

"Yeah, but he's a full blown dick-weed!" Fancy cried out earning many looks. "What are you looking at?" They soon made it to "Hot Topic" and were greeted by a girl about Shell's age. (A/N: Let me point out that Shell is eighteen and Fancy is fourteen. Fancy also has glasses and Shell's hair has blue and red streaks. That's about it.)

"Welcome to Hot Topic!" She greeted cheerfully then her smile turned into a frown. "Get your shit and get out."

"Nice to see you too!" Fancy replied cheerfully, and then turned to Larxene and Zexion. "Knock yourselves out," The two went to look at clothing while Fancy looked at the blue hair dye.

"FANCY!" A man yelled. Fancy flinched and turned to see her boss stalking towards her. "You are five hours late! Where the f*ck were you?" Fancy rolled her eyes.

"I called earlier to tell you that I was taking the day off," She retorted rudely. "But you wouldn't quit yelling about Randy quitting, so I hung up."

"I should fire you!" He screamed not even listening to her. "But you're the only one who knows how to sell the Kingdom Hearts-"

"Oh!" She yelped releasing that Zexion and Larxene were looking at the Kingdom Hearts merchandise. She pushed past her boss and ran to the others. She stepped in front of them and pushed them away muttering, "Oh, nothing to see here! Let's keep moving!"

"Fancy!" Her boss yelled once again. "Stop being so disrespectful to me!"

"Sorry sir," She replied while the other two put their stuff onto the counter. "But I honestly don't give damn." She quickly paid the girl and pushed the others out of the store. "Thank everything on Earth that's over!"

"What was all that Sora crap?" Larxene snapped at Fancy. "It was like people were buying stuff from our enemy or something!"

"Err," Fancy sighed. "I'll tell you later? We need to find Shell before I die from shopping.

…Later…

All of the residents of the household were sitting in front of the TV watching "Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos" when the doorbell rang. Fancy sighed, paused the show, and walked to the door. When she opened it she saw Randy looking ready to pull his hair out.

"I'm sorry!" He screamed while dropping to his knees. "I should have never made Miley my girlfriend! She's annoying and- and won't stop shopping and she's a bitch and- and- and-" He trailed off and clung onto Fancy's leg's. "I'm sorry!"

"Get off!" She screamed at the older boy. "This means you lose the bet then,"

"I don't care, Fancy-" She kicked him slightly.

"Just give me my money and you can go inside." Fancy replied playfully. He got up and gave her twenty dollars. They both walked in and Randy cocked his head.

"Explain," He demanded Fancy.

"Organization 13 is living with us," She replied seriously.

"Alright, I'm game," He shrugged and sat in-between Xion and Larxene. "Hello ladies,"

"Damn man-whore," Fancy and Shell muttered.

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Victoria: Randy was unplanned!

Vicky: As was Rupert and Miley!

Victoria: My hands just wrote it down!

Vicky: On other news, I am Vicky! Victoria's inner bitch!

Victoria: The sad thing is, it's true, and I hear Vicky talk to me regularly.

Vicky: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Victoria: Review!

Vicky: Or I keel you!