Ok, this is my first cross over, please don't hate me

Chapter 1

The scene starts with a whole bunch of writing, that I am NOT going to rewrite, like what would be the point.

Anyway

We see Gary the snail, swiftly sliding across some ice, with an acorn in his mouth. He stops, sniffs, moves on, then tries to dig a hole in the hard packed ice, then shoves the acorn in. The acorn doesn't fit, so he moves on, digs another, and tries again. He fails, so he tries a third time.

He moves through some tall grass, sniffs and scratches the ground a few times, before he perks, seeming to have found the perfect spot. He shoves the acorn down, and jumps on it, forcing it into the ground, and successfully, or unsuccessfully, whichever way you look at it, end up cracking the ice behind him, and all the way up a huge cliff. Along the top the crack goes, around an ice arch and up some gagged ice.

Finally, a section of the cliff breaks away, as Gary's eyes widen. As the cliff starts to fall, Gary runs, but screams when he realises he left behind his beloved acorn. He struggles to pull it free, and by the time he does, he ends up dogging icicle spears as he runs away, then massive chunks of ice. As he runs, and entire forest is obliterated behind him. Suddenly, he screams as he sees another cliff, of the same size as the one 'following' him. He runs at a right angle and in encased in an ice tunnel that is rapidly closing. Desperately he slides on the acorn to get out of the thinning tunnel, only to be squeezed between the walls, just inches from the exit.

Suddenly he popped out, and falls screaming, and clutching is acorn, down into the forest, far below.

He slides down a dirt cliff, and off a ramp, to smash into the ground several times (This part in the movie made me laugh)

Finally he stops, then sniffs around for his acorn, only to have it hit him on the head.

He hugs it, and is about to walk off, when he is stepped on by a massive foot with the words 'Ice Age' across it.

He tries to get up, but is stepped on again and again, until he gets stuck to someone's foot. The scene then shows the great migration.

"Well why not call it the big chill?" asked Po as he and his fellow masters walked "Or the nippy era. I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an ice age?"

"Because, of all, THE ICE" Shifu yelled, annoyed. He then walked ahead

"Well thing just got a little chillier" Po said in a monotone.

The scene shows some fairies Playing in the mud at the side of the road shouting

"Help" Is a dull voice.

"Come on Puny fairies, let's go" yelled Jorgan von strangle as he stood on a rock above them. "The traffic is moving "

"But, but, but Jorgan" One of the fairies stuttered, only to be interrupted.

"No buts, you can play your puny game of extinction later" He said walking off.

"Oh, ok" Complained the same fairy as he pulled himself out of the mud and poofed himself clean. "come on guys" his fellow fairies followed his example.

The scene switches to some pigs

"So" One says "Where's eddy?"

"Ah" replied the other " He said something about being on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough" not really seeming to care

"Oh really" the first said, bored

In the background we can see a pig running up a cliff and jumping off shouting

"Oh, I'm Flying!" But he fails to the extreme

" Some breakthrough" The first one says, amused.

Suddenly everyone gasped, shouting complaints to a man walking in the opposite direction as everyone else.

It was Robert, the last Titan.

"Hey" Jorgan yelled "Do the world a favour" Robert looked down outraged.

"MOVE YOUR ISSUES OFF THE ROAD!" Robert just lent down (In this story, Robin is taller than Jorgan)

" If my staff(He is referring to Jorgan's wand) was that small, I wouldn't draw attention to myself pal!"

"Give, Give me a break, we've been walking all day" He said, pointing back to an army of fairies behind him.

"Oh, go ahead. Follow the crowd. It'll be quieter when you're gone!" Robert walked off.

"Ah, come on" Jorgan said to the fairies "If he wants to raise the dead, let him"

Robert walked past a tree. Up in the tree sleeping, was Spongebob Squarepants.

The rumbling and movement from the traffic, shook the tree, and woke Spongebob, who barely grabs a branch to hold him up

"ah, I'm up, I'm up" he said sleepily, then looked around as he pulled himself back up onto the branch." Hey rise and shine everybody. Huh, Zack? Marshal? Birdy? Uncle Fungus? where is everybody" he asked, climbing down the tree. "Come on guys, we're gonna miss the mi, the mi, the mi-gration" Looking around, Spongebob realised he was all alone.

Crickets chirped in the background

"They left without me" Spongebob stated sadly. "They do this every year! WHY! Doesn't anyone love me?!" He asked unhappy. "Isn't there anyone who cares for Spongebob Squarepants?"The last creature in the migration just shrugged before walking past him.

"Alright, I'll just go by myself" Spongebob said to himself, trying to sound upbeat, before he stepping in a pile of dung with a loud squish.

"Ohhh, sick! Hey wise buddy, guard it next time!" He shouted "Oh, sheesh, oh yuck oh...!"

The scene goes to Francis and Dash Baxter, sitting in front of a large pile of chocolate, out of their wrappers

"I can't believe it, a big pile of chocolate, Dash, where did you ever?" Francis asked, Stunned

"Go ahead, dig in" Replied Dash, happy. Francis gasped

" A caramel bar, I thought they had all melted!"

"all but one!" Just then Spongebob started walking across the pile, still exclaiming in disgust about stepping in poop. He started walking all through the chocolate, effectively ruining it

"This had defiantly not been my day" Spongebob said sadly, as he lent on Dash' shoulder. He addressed the bully "I mean, you know what I'm saying buddies" The bully just got an angry look on his face "Oh, and what a mess" The Sponge said, picking a piece of chocolate off his shoe. "hey you bullies have really tiny brains" He said, not really noticing as he flicked some poop off his shoe and onto Francis' face "Did you know that, it's just a fact, No offence. well You probably don't even know what I'm talking about" He laughed "Ohhh, yummo, a Caramel bar" He said in excitement, picking it up "must be the last one of the season" He said before popping it in his mouth " mmmm, mmm, mmmmm"

"Francis"

"Easy Dash"

"He ruined our chocolate!"

"oh, oh, my mistake, that was my mistake" Spongebob said, backing away as the bullies came closer " Let me, let me make it up to you" Suddenly he tripped over a log "No, no seriously let me take care of this! Oh, what's this!? PINECONES! oh goody, there my favourite" he took a bite out of the woody fruit. "yum, delicious he mumbled as he swallowed hard, trying to get it down "that's ah good eating, but don't let me hog them all!" he said, shoving some into Francis' mouth, and moved his jaw so he chewed them! "there, so tasty aren't they? Bon appetite!" He scrambled off.

"Now?" Asked Dash as they watched him run

"Now!" Shouted Francis

"YAHHHAA" Screamed Spongebob as he ran with the bullies charging after him.

Suddenly he crashed into someone and fell back. It was Robert

"HEY!"

"Pretend that I'm not here said the sponge as he hid behind the titan.

"Oh man, I wanted to hit him with full speed (Not sure what he said here)" Complained Dash

"That's ok Dash, we'll have some fun with him" replied Francis

"please don't let them impail me. Please, I wanna live" Begged Spongebob, clinging onto Robert' leg

"Get off me" The titan exclaimed, shaking off the sponge.

"Come on, your making a scene" Yelled Dash from across a sinkhole

"We'll just take our furry piƱata and go" Shouted Francis "if you don't mind"

"hey, buddy, if it's not them today, it's just someone else tomorrow" Said Robert, looking behind him at the sponge of yellowness (My friend Says things like this, and it kinda rubbed off on me)

"Well, I'd rather not be today"

"look, I'm gonna break your neck, so you don't feel a thing, how's that?"

"Wait a minute" said Robert " I thought bullies, only beat people up"

"An excellent point" Spongebob said from behind Robert

"Shut up" the titan said swiftly

"Who says we're not going to beat him after we kill him?" Dash snapped

"Now, come on, move it!" Francis yelled

"You know, I don't like bullies that go too far!" said Robert standing tall

"save it, for a creature that cares" Shouted Dash

"I'm a creature that cares" Said Spongebob sheepishly

"Ok, look. If either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sponge."

"That's right you losers" the sponge cheered "You take one step and your dead" He threw a rock. And it bounced right across the dried up sinkhole.

"You were bluffing, huh?" asked Spongebob awkwardly.

"yeah, yeah that was a bluff" Replied Robert

"GET THEM!" Screamed both Francis and Dash as they charged.

Robert got out his bow staff and blocked both the bullies, as they pushed them closer to the cliff behind them. Spongebon started screaming as he started falling off the cliff. Robert suddenly took a step forward, and threw both bulliees off.

"Woohoo. AHH" Cheered, then screamed Spongebob. Robert ran forward, leaving Spongebob curled in a ball. Robert hooked Francis by the arm with his bow staff, swinging him round in a circle then let go, sending him flying. SPongebob watched in amazement, when Dash charged at him. He screamed, when robin picked him up, and threw him up to land next to Francis

"Woo, we did it, we did it, we, uh oh" Said Spongebob as he hugged Robert's face, only to push him off the cliff.

at the bottom of the cliff, Spongebob was still on Robert's face

"You have beautiful eyes" the sponge said happily

"Get of my face" Robert growled, standing, causing Spongebob to fall off.

"Whoa, you and me, we make a great team. what do you say, how abut we just head south together?"

"Great, hey yeah, jump on my back and relax the whole way!" aid Robert sarcastically

"Ohh, really?" asked the sponge happily

"No!" answered Robert in a monotone.

"wait, aren't you going south?" Spongebob asked "The change of seasons, migration instincts, any of this aringin a bell?"

"I guess not bye." Robert said walking off.

"Ok then, thanks for the help, I can take it from here."

"Hey you overgrown plant" Shouted Dash from the cliff top "wait till we get down there"

"whoaaa that whole south thing is way overrated" Spongebob said rapidly as he ran back to Robert. "The heat, the crowds, who needs that? isn't this great? You and me, two bachelors, knocking around in the "he made a dramatic hand gesture "WILD"

"Noooo, you just want a bodyguard, so you don't become somebody's side dish" Replied Robert

"You're a very shrud creature, ok then you lead the way then, big guyyyyy"

"Robert"

"Robert, yuck man, how about, Robin the rough titan?, Or Robin the rusty titan? Or Robin the 'gasp'" he stopped when Robin turned to him, and climbed up a tree. Robin just pulled the branch he was on, down to his level.

"Stop following me" he said, annoyed. Releasing the branch he continued on as Spongebob fell out of the tree.

"Ok, ok, so you got issues, look, you won't even know I'm here, just zip the lip, and when i say 'mmm' I'm 'mmm'

They walked off

Wow, my first story with over 2000 words

YAY

see you next chapter :-)