Three days had passed since the Dominion announced its new secret weapon - not much of a secret, really. The Singion Destroyer, of which only one was though to have existed, was now subtly wreaking havoc on Deep Space Nine. Everyone thought it was destroyed in 2354 when Dr. M'Serizawa used it on the Klingon Godzilla; but obviously, it was not.
"Now run a multi-spectral analysis of the shuttle bay," Sisko told Jadzia. "Where are those singions?"
"Singions. What a weird name." Jadzia commented. " Singions, those tiny little singions, where are you? (Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!) "
A/N: Those are computer sounds, not curse words. Back to the action:
"…" Sisko commented. "Now run a scan of this science station."
"OK!"
"Sisko to the infirmary" the Captain communicated. "Dr. Bashir, you might want to ready the infirmary for karaoke-related injuries."
" From Russia, with love! "
"Doctor!"
" From Russia, with love! "
The Captain quickly cut the communications to the infirmary.
"What's up Benjamin?" Jadzia ventured.
"It appears that the singions have gotten to the good doctor."
"Oh no, not Julian!"
"Fortunately, even though it seems like Dr. Bashir is our only doctor, we have a bunch of interns who want to learn! And now's the perfect time!"
"Let's call the rest of the officers"
"Sisko to O'Brien!"
" O Danny boy! " sang the chief engineer.
"The singions!" Sisko exclaimed. Jadzia shook her head. "Sisko to Major Kira!"
" A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sighhhhhhh!"
"Sisko to Worf!"
"A British man is a…"
Sisko again cut the line.
"This is getting really bad, old man. We need to get down to the promenade…. Old man?"
" In the year 2525,… "
"NOOOOOOOO!" Sisko exclaimed.
The Captain quickly dashed up the stairs to the turbo lift. Ordering it to the promenade, he patiently waited. When he arrived, the noise was unbearable. Everyone was singing whatever happened to come to mind, and even stuff they'd never even heard of! Even this station itself was suffering, because due to O'Brien singing, it was tilting towards the wormhole!" Sisko dropped to his knees and asked a philosophical question:
"What is this madness!?"
"I don't know," a voice replied. "But I think we should get out of here."
The Captain looked up and in front of him stood Ro Lauren, Quark and Rom.
"But why aren't the singions affecting you?"
"In the Maquis, my cell trained to block out the effects of singions. Good thing, too."
The Captain warily eyes Quark and his brother.
"It's our ears." Quark replied.
"Oh"
"Enough talk, we need to get to a runabout!" Ro curtly hurried them.
The unlikely team made their way to the shuttle bay and escaped DS9. The station was still lilting towards the wormhole.
