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'I LOVE RAMEN!' thoughts
"YOU LOVE RAMEN!" dialog
'I LOVE RAMEN!' demon/summon thoughts
"WE LOVE RAMEN!" demon/summon dialog
EVERYBODY LOVES RAMEN! jutsu/spell/special technique
Auhtor's note: hi everybody! it's me again. sorry for the late update, I know I said it would only be a couple of days but some idiot, more specifically my friend eddy, thought it would be a good idea to erase all of the documents in my computer (fucking idiot), so I had to rewrite the entire chapter from zero. I really hope you like this chapter and let me know if there's something you would like to suggest in order to make this story better I'm open to any kind of suggestion. Also I'll be opening a poll to decide if I let Obito die or a save him, so vote and let me know what you guys think about that.
On with the show!
The legend of the wolf and the fox book 1:
The shinobi nations
Chapter 1: "daily life in konoha and arrival"
It was a new day in konohagakure no sato and the sun was beginning to rise behind the hokage monument, the empty streets were slowly but surely been filled by the street vendors and shopkeepers who were opening their shops and preparing for the daily routine, the birds were happily chirping in the roofs and posts, an-….where those screams that could be heard from the hot springs?
"AAAHHHHHHHHH!" a male voice screamed in agony while said male continued to run for his life. he was currently running from the love of his life and, at the same time, the cause of a great part of the physical pain he had suffered through his life.
"GET BACK HERE YOU OLD PERVERT!" screamed a female voice in rage.
"TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN!" she screamed again while taking a swing at the pervert's head…..nailing him right on the side of the head and sending him crashing on the wall to his side.
The man crashed making a sickening noise of flesh meeting concrete and bones breaking. The wall cracked under the pressure, and slowly the man fell flat on his face, before quickly getting to his feet and started waving his arms back and fort in an attempt to placate the fury of the woman in front of him.
"now, now tsu-hime this it's just a misunderstanding I was just passing by and…" the man tried to explain.
"AND WHAT?" hissed the woman his fury rising by the second.
"….and…..and…..ugh shit! I can't think of any excuse" whispered the man to himself.
"what was that Jiraiya? I didn't quite hear you" spat the woman to the now panicking Jiraiya.
"etto…..nothing?" asked Jiraiya with a nervous smile on his face, hoping for forgiveness from his blond haired teammate…forgiveness that never came…poor, poor Jiraiya.
"wrong answer…" responded the woman.
The next thing that every person in the village saw was the flying body of the toad sage rocketing in direction to the hokage monument, screaming and with a fist mark on his right cheek.
"tch. Should have hit him harder" muttered the woman before a voice called out to her.
"Tsunade-sama!" screamed a girl from behind the newly identified Tsunade. Said girl had short black hair that currently was sticking to her scalp because of the water dripping from it, a clear sign that she had just gotten out of the hot springs; she also had black eyes and an innocent look on her face. The girl was currently wearing a short sleeved light purple kimono with a red obi and under said kimono she wore a sleeveless mesh shirt.
"Shizune, didn't I told you to stay in the hot spring?" said Tsunade after turning around to face the girl.
"yes, you did but you went out of the hot spring wearing only a towel so I decided to bring you your clothes" responded Shizune to her master.
"eh?" was the intelligent retort from the blond who only then noticed that she was in the middle of the village and had been wearing only a white towel around her body that barely covered her body and that was currently falling to the ground.
"…"
"…"
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed the blonde before storming past her apprentice in direction to god knows where and Shizune running behind her screaming for her to stop but in her embarrassment the slug princess had completely forgotten about the simple solution that represented the clothes that her loyal apprentice was currently holding in her hands.
- (Namikaze state, two minutes and six seconds before) -
It was a good morning in Minato's opinion, he had awoken by his beautiful wife's side and probably even better was that he hadn't seen his perverted sensei in almost a week, don't get him wrong, he loved his sensei like a father but the man was a pervert like no other and often had got him in trouble with his wife because of his perverted ways. Driven by the thoughts of his sensei he asked himself if said man had had the same trouble with teaching him and his teammates as he have with his own team…probably not, considering that neither Hiashi or Mikoto (they are Minato's teammates in my story) were as problematic as Obito nor were they ever as late as him. he was then brought out of his thoughts by a loud scream coming from outside.
"AAAHHHHHHHHH!"
"what the hell was that?" asked Minato to no one in particular.
"probably your perverted sensei got caught peeping in the hot springs again" murmured sleepily his wife.
Surprised Minato looked down to the face of his wife, which was currently resting in his chest, and noticed that she was awake too and her beautiful violet eyes were looking up at him and a smile had formed in her lips. he responded with a smile of his own.
"morning hime" said Minato lovingly.
"morning blondie" responded the woman.
"mou… Kushina-chan why are you calling me blondie? I called you hime didn't I?" pouted Minato to his wife.
"hehehe. I just did it because I love your pouting face" giggled Kushina.
"oh yeah?" started Minato "well I know something you love even more that my pouting face" said the blonde with a husk voice.
"oh? And what might that be?" asked Kushina with an innocent face and a not so innocent voice.
"this" answered Minato before his lips met Kushina's in a passionate kiss. Kushina responded immediately slipping her tongue into Minato's mouth and started a wrestling match with their tongues. Little by little the kiss started to become more and more heated and soon Kushina found herself on top of Minato straddling his waist while Minato's hands where massaging her sides.
Then in one swift movement she removed Minato's shirt and her hands started to travel across his chest and abs hungrily. Minato for his part was using his hands to fondle Kushina's ass and started kissing her neck and jaw. Kushina started moaning a the ministration of her husband overloaded by the pleasure that was going trough her body after a couple of seconds more Minato in flipped them over and put himself between Kushina's legs and started passionately assaulting her neck and jaw as he opened Kushina's shirt and freed her bare breasts which he started fondling with his hands.
Just as things were about to go further a loud scream was heard and two seconds later the large (and bloody) body of Jiraiya went trough the bedroom's window and landed in the middle of the room.
"uh?" was the intelligent response of the future Hokage and his wife as they stood (more like laid) there frozen by the surprise of the sudden development.
"ugh… that hurt a lot. She didn't have to hit me that hard, damn" grunted the Jiraiya while he tried to stand up from the bedroom's floor.
"sensei?" asked uncertain Minato.
"Minato?" retorted Jiraiya looking around for the blond… and when he found him a huge perverted grin found his way to his face "…nice one Minato, I knew you would put good use to my teachings sooner or later, you truly are my apprentice after all" said the pervert.
"…"
"…"
Minato was completely frozen in his place with his eyes as wide as plates; he just didn't know what to do at the moment. Kushina on the other side was seeing red at the moment not only in embarrassment but also in blind rage against the white haired pervert in front of her. In one second Kushina disappeared from her place below Minato and appeared in front of Jiraiya her right fist raised in the air and her left hand covering her breast.
"oh crap…" was the only thing that the sannin managed to say before all hell broke loose, meaning Kushina started beating the hell out of him until he was just a bloody pulp.
Meanwhile Minato was looking from the bed with a mix of fear and embarrassment. Fear because he's wife was beating the shit out of his sensei, who was one of the most powerful ninjas in the world, and embarrassment because said person had found them in a rather intimate position.
Suddenly Minato remembered that he had morning training with his team in about fifteen minutes more, so without another thought he went straight to the bathroom and took a quick shower, put his normal attire on and leave the house in direction to the training ground paying no attention to the screams of help from his Jiraiya, who was still on the floor being beaten to the death by an enraged Kushina.
- (training ground 15, 10:00 a.m.) -
Minato arrived just in time to the training grounds and the sight that greeted him was that of only two of his students waiting for him there.
"huh? Kakashi? Rin? Where is Obito?" asked the blond haired shinobi.
"late as always" responded in a bored voice Kakashi. He was garbed in his usual attire that consisted in a short sleeved black t-shirt with grey stripes on the sides, strapped vertically on his back was a ninjato, he also was wearing a couple of armbands with metal protector, black shinobi pants and equally black shinobi sandals, he also wore a black mask face that covered his lower face and a konoha hita-ite in his forehead (basically what he wears in the Kakashi gaiden).
Just as Kakashi said this a blue blur crashed into the ground.
"ouch. Who put that rock on the middle of the road? I almost break my back on the fall from that tree" mumbled the newly arrived Obito from his place in the ground.
"dobe" started Kakashi "there aren't any rocks in the trees"
"huh? There aren't? I could have sworn that I tripped on a rock on the last jump" retorted Obito.
"tch. Whatever. what is your excuse this time for being late, uh?" asked nonchalantly Kakashi.
"well, I was making my way here and I came across an old lady who needed help carrying her bags and I just had to help her" responded Obito ignoring the looks of skepticism that he was getting from his teammates.
"you are such a liar" muttered Kakashi while giving Obito a bored yet angry look.
"HEY! It's true" shouted Obito.
"now calm down you two, let's just forget about this ne?" said a brown haired girl with hazel eyes and two purple marks on her face, one on each cheek. Her name was Inuzuka Rin, of the Inuzuka clan and the team's medic-nin.
"Rin is right let just forget about all this and start training already" said Minato to his students.
"ok" the three of them said.
So for the next four hours the four of them trained together in their usual training schedule. First there was taijustsu training for one hour in which they pair up and fight each other for fifteen minutes in one on one fight and then the three of them took on Minato for the next fifteen minutes as a team in order to improve their teamwork. After that they had one hour of chakra control exercises and they practiced their Justus (Obito would get hurt on propose just to get the chance to be close to Rin when she healed him). Then they trained their teamwork in different situations that resembled real missions, for another hour. To finish, they had endurance training which was simply translated into doing physical workout.
Once they were done the four of them went to ichiraku's to get ramen for lunch, of course after their Minato throw away his bento again, and were idly chatting when an anbu appeared beside them.
"what is it?" asked Minato.
"Hokage-sama would like to see the four of you in his office immediately" stated the anbu before he shunshined away.
"okay, let's go then" said Minato, and the four of them left immediately in direction to the Hokage tower.
- (Hokage tower, five minutes later) -
The Sandaime Hokage was in the middle of one of the toughest battle in his long life, his enemy was simply ruthless and the fight seemed to have no end. He was exhausted it had already been over 3 hours since the beginning of the fight and even now the end of said battle hadn't been decided, he wondered why had this calamity fallen upon him, was it something he had said? Was it something he had done? He didn't know. All he did know was that this sure as hell was NOT one of the reasons he had desired to become Hokage. Sighing he admitted his defeat and grabbed another paper sheet, damn paperwork always screwing with him. Suddenly the old Hokage heard a knock on his door.
"come in" called the old man. As soon as he said this four people entered his office a blonde haired young man, two boys, a silver haired one and the other had black hair, and a brown haired girl.
"You called Hokage-sama?" spoke Minato seriously while his team stood beside him.
"ah. Team Namikaze. Yes I called you to inform you of two things" started the Hokage immediately gaining the attention of the group in front of him. "first, to officially promote chunnin Hatake Kakashi to jounin rank. Congratulations Kakashi, your father would be proud of you" said the Hokage earning surprised gasps from Obito and Rin, and a proud smile from Minato." And the second reason I called you here, is because in one week time you would be taking a mission to Kusa no Kuni so you would be taking a week of to prepare as this is an important mission that could change the course of the war, now go home and start preparing for the mission. Minato I will see you in three days to give you the specifics of the mission" continued the Hokage seriously. Which resulted in two different reactions, one Rin and Obito once again let out surprised gasps and the other one was that Minato's and Kakashi's face hardened and the two of them stood firmly and nodded.
After the four of them left. the Hokage was once again alone and resumed the endless war that was paperwork, the kage's most feared enemy.
- (just outside the Hokage tower) -
"okay guys, listen up I want you to rest for the next week, try not to train so much and keep all of your gear ready for the mission" said Minato once they were outside of the building
"hai sensei!" responded the other three.
"oh! and don't forget to bring a present for Kakashi to congratulate him in his promotion to jounin. That would be all, I'll be seeing you guys in training ground 15 in a week at 10 a.m." said Minato "try not to be late especially you Obito"
"sensei!" whined Obito.
"hehehe. Well I'm of to ichiraku's to finish lunch somebody joining me?" asked Minato only to receive blank stares from his students. "what?"
"uh. Sensei didn't you eat like twelve bowls of ramen already?" asked uncertain Obito while the other two just nodded.
"yeah. That's why I'm coming back, I'm still three bowls below my usual amount" responded Minato with a deadpan expression.
After hearing this the three teens just sighed. Their sensei's obsession with ramen was always hard to understand.
- (Coast of Tsuchi no Kuni, at the same time) -
In Nack's honest opinion life had a tendency to always screw his plans, it didn't matter whether it was his dinner plans or his battle plans, life always found a way to ruin his plans and leave him in the worst possible situation. Just like it had done today.
Ninpou: Flashback no jutsu
- (close to the coast of Tsuchi no Kuni) -
"yata! Finally! Jackson Nack has comeback to the elemental nations!" screamed Nack to no one in particular.
'tch. Would you just shut up! Some people are trying to sleep!' shouted back an annoyed Fenrir. 'and what's with the Jackson Nack thing that's not your real name you dumbass! Your name is Ookami (wolf) Nack for god's sake! accept it already!'
'demo. I like Jackson better it sound cooler!' replied the Jinchuriki.
'you moron. I don't know why I even try talking sense to you. You always end up doing something stupid and put the both of us in the most troublesome situations' retorted angrily the demon god.
'come on don't be su-' started Nack only to stop when a huge ass rock suddenly crashed into the side of the ship "whoa! what the hell is going on?" half asked half shouted Nack.
'we are obviously been attacked you dumbass!' shouted back Fenrir.
"don't be a smartass you furball! come on help me locate the idiots who are attacking us!" shouted Nack to his tenant.
'tch. Ok…there in the coast! I can feel about forty hostile presences! Crush them all boy. now!' roared Fenrir to his companion.
"OSU!" shouted Nack before he went trough a set of hand seals and shouted "Suiton: Dai Rebiyatan no Jutsu! (water style: great leviathan jutsu)" immediately a huge amount of water formed in front of the ship with the form of an enormous dragon, it was over a hundred feet tall and fifty of wide. It charged at an incredible speed to the coast were it crashed destroying over half of the shore and killing at least half of the attackers.
Ninpou: flashback no Jutsu Kai!
And here he was now fighting the remaining ninjas that had attacked his ship, he evaded another earth jutsu directed at him and retaliated launching the body of one of the defeated ninjas in direction to the attacker and at the same time going trough a set of hand seals and inhaling deep.
"Katon: kaji no tatsumaki (fire style: tornado of fire)" he breathed out a huge amount of fire in the form of a tornado that enveloped the body of the dead ninja as well as the other ninja that the corpse had crashed after he throw it.
"tch. This is getting me nowhere!" screamed Nack as he evaded yet again, another earth based jutsu "AAAH! I'm not taking this crap anymore! Tajuu kage bunshin no jutsu!" screamed Nack before fifty clones appeared in puffs of smoke and started fighting off the remaining ninjas.
- (Somewhere in Tsuchi no Kuni, Fifteen minutes later) -
"man that was tiring! Who would have imagined that fighting about forty ninjas would be this tiring? But then again, I had been travelling non-stop using kage bunshins to take care of the ship for over a month, so I guess is understandable" said Nack as he walked along a road in the middle of nowhere with a map that he had got from one of the ninjas in his hands.
"okay. Let's see… I'm in Tsuchi no Kuni, whatever the hell that is, and I need to get to… here in Kusa no Kuni, again who was the imbecile that named this things?" asked Nack.
'who the fuck cares about that, kid. Just focus on getting there. Oh! and try not to get into so many troubles, ok?' responded an annoyed Fenrir.
'uh… Fenrir?' asked Nack.
'yeah?'
'it was a rhetorical question, you didn't have to actually answer it' said Nack with a deadpan expression on his face.
'fuck you, kid. Just do what I told you to do!' snapped back the wolf.
'hey! you ain't my boss! I will decide what we do and what we don't do' shouted back the Jinchuriki.
'oh really?' asked amused the demon.
'really!' responded the human.
'then what are we doing, oh great leader?' asked with a sarcastic tone Fenrir while inwardly he had a smug grin on his face.
'we are going to Kusa no Kuni and we are going to stay out of troubles as much as…' just then did Nack realize that he was saying the exact same thing that the wolf had said.
'what's wrong kid?' asked Fenrir, the smug grin now evident on his face.
'… I hate you so much right now…' muttered Nack to the demon god who was currently laughing at him.
'love you to kid' retorted Fenrir.
Sighing Nack started to make his way to Kusa no Kuni. He'll probably be there in about a week and a half and hopefully, he'll manage stay out of trouble until he get there.
A/N: ok, that's chapter 1. chapter 2 will probably be ready sometime next week hopefully, i don't really know but i'll try to have it ready as soon as posible.
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Next: chapter 2 "the start of the mission and meeting with and old friend"
