Mario ran like the idiot he was as he tries to find the first game that Dr. Z. had in mind. A sign from above screamed, "The First Challenge is here." The plumber ignores it and keeps on running. From behind, he heard the cries of Corrin's little sister with their concerns of their older sibling. Mario could not stand their voices as he found what seemed to be the man's restroom.

"I got it!" proclaimed Mario, "Come here fishy fishy."

Suddenly Toad came out singing "Let it Go" which made Mario screamed. He got out his shot gun and killed the Toad as he kept on running. Mario declared that this whole hell hole is "2spooky4me."

Mario then found what seemed to be a petting zoo and decided to hide there. He found a potato sack and went inside as his chasers were far away. He was well hidden that the two girls never noticed him.

"I wonder why Mario is running away from us." asked Elise.

"Maybe it something I did. I feel terrible." said Sakura.

"Don't worry. Big Bro Mario isn't like that." said Elise.

"Big Bro?" asked Sakura.

"Corrin is in love with him. Soon they will marry and have kids." said Elise.

"NOOOOOO!" Mario screamed in his potato sack.

"There you are." proclaimed Elise.

"You'll never take me alive!" said Mario as he jumped over the girls while opening the gate of the petting zoo while he was at it. The demonic animals of Dr. Z. ran out as they tumbled and attack the little girls. The girls had their flesh ripped apart and hooves digging deep into their bodies.

Mario used this chance to run as he spotted Dr. Z. who looked at him with a face palm. He explained, "Look, the first challenge is right there to the left in the fun house. If you finish all three of my challenges, you not only get to leave with your friends, but you'll also get a bowl of spaghetti."

"Yee pee!" Mario cheerfully glee as he proceed to the challenge.

"Its not as if he will survive of course." said Dr. Z. as he made an evil laugh.

...

Mario found himself with many walls of glass placed in many abstract arrangements. The door behind him suddenly disappeared, leaving him no chances of escaping. From the looks of it, the challenge is too difficult for the plumber. He then heard a screeching sound as Mario tries to find the source of the sound.

"Hello. Testing 1,2,3. Mario, For your first challenge, this will test your endurance."

"Mama f***er! Why did you have to let me be chased by those girls? How do I get rid of them? Now I'm a gonna kill you!" screamed Mario.

"Well you can't cause that would be cheating."

"Do I look like I care?" asked Mario.

"Uh, no."

"Exactly, now answer my question b****" yelled Mario.

"Alright. As I said, they are your source of motivation. You can't get rid of them as they are professional healers and you wouldn't want to kill your girlfriend's cute little sisters."

"I wouldn't care if they were invited to a teletubbie party and let me tell you, its horrifying." said Mario.

"Whatever. The goal of this game is to survive and escape the maze. Other than that, I'll add some ravioli to your spaghetti if you complete the second challenge."

"And that is?" asked Mario.

"Well once upon a time, there was a king named King Garon of Nohr who used to have lots of swag at the time and got the ladies. He plans on marrying one, but the rest got pissed off and it began a w$#%* war."

"You're talking about Corrin's technical father." said Mario.

"Anyways. One of the b****es was sliced up into six pieces as a result by another b**** and you have to find them in this maze."

"And what if I don't?" asked Mario.

"Then no ravioli."

"NOOOOOO!"

"You got about ten minutes, now GO!"

Mario tries to get through only to find himself encountering many dead ends. He starts to get annoyed as he can't seemed to find a clear path. He hears the cries of Corrin's little sisters as they got closer and complained about the animals that attacked them. This made Mario tripped as Mario quickly gets up and screamed, "What the f***, God d*mnit you won't gimme a chance! Just gimme a F***ing Chan-"

"Onee-chan." said a voice.

"AHH HA HA HA HA, mama mia!" cried Mario as he found the thing that he tripped on.

"An arm?" asked the plumber.

The arm looks femine with a strange looking clothes surrounding it as if it was wearing something. The gold and black fabric looks oddly familiar with some blood stains. Mario brushes off this idea as he stuffed the arm in his pocket and continues onto the challenge. He then screamed out the battle cry, "LEROY JENKINS!"

He bumped into the wall and found another arm which is covered in blood, wearing a similar fabric. He immediately stuff it into his pockets and kept going. From a corner turn, he spotted the little Hoshidian princess with her hands clasps together, looking a bit nervous.

"Um. Mr. Mario. I'm sorry if I had caused you any trouble." said Sakura.

"Aw crap!" said Mario.

"I... don't know what to say." said Sakura.

Mario threw the arm that he had earlier at Sakura and used this chance to get over her. He grabbed the arm that he just threw and kept on running. Sakura looked up and rubbed her bruised face. She looked at where Mario went and followed.

"You'll never make it alive!"

Mario tries to think about where to go next as he said, "To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right. To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left. Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick. Now walk it by yourself, now walk it by yourself."

Mario finally found a leg with boots that seemed too similar to someone that he knew of. Mario puts his free hand to rub his chin to solve this puzzle, but she had to appear. Mario looked back and from the transparent walls, he saw Elise putting her face close to the glass.

"HOLY S**TO!" screamed Mario.

"Hey Big Bro." said Elise.

"No, go away." said Mario.

"Why are you being mean to us?" asked Elise.

"Outta this house! Outta this house I say!" said Mario as he continues running.

He stopped and found that there is an array of death traps ahead. Axes swinging from side to side and a fire ball was heading towards him. Some scythes were twirling and the floors start dropping. Mario ducked from the fire balls and ran forward.

"You got 2 minutes left Mario. You'll never make it."

"F*** you. This is like Bowser's castle all over again. All I need is some skills." said Mario as he charges forward like an idiot only for the hammers from the Hammer bros hit him in the head.

Mario fell and and rubbed his temples. He got up only to hear a sound of a groan and blood. He looked to his left and found a familiar face. It was a the head of Robin! Mario sadly did not care.

"Meh, just another Friday for Super Mario." said Mario.

"There you are." chirped a cute voice.

"Oh s***!" said Mario as he grabbed Robin's head and made the run for it.

Mario gets into a montage of being electrocuted, stabbed, or punched as he walks through. The girls made it easy as they used teamwork to pass through the traps. Mario looked at them as a lightbulb lit on his head.

"This gives me an idea." said Mario as he puts Robin's head into his pocket.

As the sisters of Corrin drew closer, they looked at Mario as he made his dumb face, "Look, your big sister is behind you."

"Where?" asked the girls as they looked back.

Mario grabbed them from the back of their clothes and used them as meat shields to get through the traps. The girls had to endure the pain that Mario faced as he went through the traps. Mario ran so fast that he ends up destroying a wall and got out of the hellish maze. Just in time before the countdown strikes zero, thus the fun house explodes.

Mario crashed into Dr. Z. who was observing this whole time in a couch. The evil man looked rather annoyed, seeing Mario again and interrupting his time reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

"What! I thought I made sure that there will be no exits!" complained Dr. Z.

"Oh no, I'm a fallen." said Mario.

Elise and Sakura were laying on the ground, unconscious with some wounds. Dr. Z looked at Mario as the plumber presents the evil man with the parts he had collected.

"You only found four of the six pieces of Robin. That means no Ravioli for you." said Dr. Z.

"NOOOO!" cried Mario.

"Yes. I want to suck up your despair. Now cry for another chance to find all of Robin's pieces." said Dr. Z.

"I don't want to." said Mario.

"Huh? Well how about I do this?" said Dr. Z as he waved his arms.

The pieces that Mario collected all come together and are trying to attach each other. Without a body, Robin begins to look misshapen as her two arms and one leg starts attaching themselves to odd places. Her two arms were on her ears like a pair of antenna and her leg attach to where her neck should be. Robin's eyes open as blood pour out of her mouth.

"KILL ME! I'M A FREAK! I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!" cried Robin.

"B**** do I look like I care, NO!" said Mario.

"And I thought I was heartless." said Dr. Z.