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21.08.06

This is the book talking

This is mind to mind


101 Ways To Annoy Yami Yugi

Wow, this book is great! Yugi thought, nose in book whilst eating breakfast. After he'd finished his bowl of cereal, he plonked himself down on his bed and decided to pay Yami a visit to try out some of the tips the book had suggested.

He knocked on Yami's portal, and waited.

It wasn't long before the tri-coloured Pharaoh answered the Soul Door. He was still dressed in his sleeping robe, and suppressed a sleepy yawn.

"Hmm, how may I help you, young Yugi?"

"Poke him in the arm really, really fast. Each time you do, go "yamiyamiyamiyami" until he says "WHAT!" And then go "I forgot..." Wait until his attention is off you. Repeat until you get sent to shadow realm."

"Oh, erm, I was wondering if you know, I could chill in da club?" Yugi did the rapper's tha-ang: hip-hop music in background.

"Err…what's 'da club'…"

"Thanks, I knew you'd understand!" And with that, Yugi shoved the Pharaoh out and locked the portal behind him, calling: "Don't worry, I am due in a fight against Rare Hunter #12 in twenty minutes, so can you schedule ahead and take all the blows?"

"Bummer," Yami murmured, thumping the locked door.

"Paint the chain links that holds his Millennium Puzzle pink.

Hide the Millennium Puzzle in the freezer.

Flaunt the last Manga volume of Yu-Gi-Oh in his face while saying 'I know your

naa-aame!'"

Hey! How come I'm never on the front cover? Yugi reflected, hurt. Well, he'd have to change things. Starting with Volume 1 of the Yu-G-Oh! Manga. He glanced back at the leather tome. If someone had had the guts to write this book without being scared of facing Yami's wrath, then surely he could make some modifications

"Remind him that Seto has a larger fan base than him.

Remind him that Bakura has a larger fan base than him."

So, so true, Yugi thought, shaking his head sadly. Was it because of his hair? He stroked it self consciously, murmuring soothing things to himself, like: there there. Once again, his feet began moving with a life of their own, treading over cold, uneven flagstones. Yugi figured it must be some sort of book magic, and ignored his feet whilst he carried on reading.

"Replace his shampoo with permanent pink hair dye.

Tell him that he has run out of Shockwaves Extra Strong Hair Gel. Time to go shopping!

Take Yami out on a girly shopping trip.

Give him a makeover."

He wondered how Yami would look then- hilarious no doubt! Suddenly he was up against the mysterious Dimensional Dungeons door again. How could he get through? He inspected the door.

It was made of solid gold and wood, and had the air of a treasure box waiting to be unlocked. The metal was riveted to the wood, and in the centre was a relief of the Eye Of Ra.

No other clues.

Yugi flicked through the book- maybe the author had some sort of answer.

"Take his deck, cut his cards in half with scissors or something, and show him that there is no heart in the cards.

Paint his skin green, glue TV antennas to his head, and call Area 51 to capture him and study him like he was a real alien."

No help there.

"Order 10 tonnes of Egyptian sand and place outside the door. When Yami opens it, he won't know what hit him! (avalanche effect works just as well with snow)

Mummify him and send him by mail order to the Carter Museum, and place him with the likes of Tutankhamen and Amun-Ra, where he belongs.

Ask him when his use-by date was.

Ask him why he worshipped smelly dung beetles."

Gah! No help at all. After Yugi had stopped crying from laughter and dusted himself- he'd been rolling around on the ground again- he noticed the cover of the book was slightly different. Where the bit that read

Note: the author of this book is currently held for tortureby none other than the notorious Pharaoh and must be rescued at all costs. So what are you waiting for? Read the book and save the author- the world deserves to know the truth!

had been, the words now read-

You dufus! Can't you read Egyptian at all?

Yugi thought it was weird enough that the book was talking to him...kind of, so he didn't feel that self conscious when he replied.

"Errrr…does it say:

Make Yami think he's turned deaf by getting everyone to be silent and mime actions like talking on the telephone, watching TV or having a conversation with him.

Or-

Tell Yami to meet at The La Traviata, give Téa the same message, and see what happens?"

Nooooo! Look, you gotta figure out the combination that is hidden in the Eye.

"Oh, that combination," Yugi said knowingly. "So there is no need to:

Feed him Pharaoh soup- the freshest dung and sand with a bit of mummified pepper.

Or-

Imprison him in chocolate?"

The book actually sweatdropped.

"Yugi, quick, let me in! I need to get a quick change of costume before kicking Rare Hunter #12's ass! I was checking my hair in the lake, and fell in!"

Gah, get away from here, I will leave you the clue to the combination:

The number of the Evening Lady multiplied by the Virgin, minus the points of the star, divided by the Holy of Holies.

Now go out there and solve that riddle!


TBC…

Oh yeah, if anyone can guess the number of the combination, please send your answers in! Any more ideas on how to annoy Yami are very appreciated!