Yay! Two chapters in one day!^^

I hope you guys like ts, ShikamaruXGaara is my favorite couple, although recently, I've started to like NarutoXGaara o.0

I'm not sure why, I don't really even like Naruto, he's kind of annoying.

Anyway, I don't own Naruto--or I'd kill ALL of the Akatsuki for stealing my Gaara!


Shikamaru was restless.

How could he have done that? He wasn't gay, so why did he kiss Gaara? And why did he want to kiss him again?!

He sighed and headed toward Chouji's house. He could talk to Chouji about anything.

Chouji sat cross-legged on the floor, surrounded by five or so empty chip bags. He contemplated what Shikamaru had just told him. Shikamaru had never seemed gay to him before.

"Well, try picturing Kiba or Neji in the shower." Chouji suggested.

"What? Are kidding me? I'm not doing that!" Shikamaru kicked one of the empty bags.

"How else of you going to figure out if you're gay?"

Shikamaru glared at his best friend before closing his eyes and picturing the pale and quiet figure of Neji standing in the shower. He quickly opened his eyes again and tugged at his hair. "That's disgusting!"

He glared at Chouji. "There's definitely no way I'm gay—picturing that only disgusts me!"

Chouji opened a new bag of chips. "Just try it one more time." He said, stuffing a handful into his mouth. "But this time, picture Gaara."

Shikamaru leaned back and closed his eyes once more. This is so stupid, I don't know why I'm doing this.

He imagined Gaara standing in the shower, the water dripping down his pale and skinny frame. Shikamaru was getting a bit excited. He imagined Gaara pouring some shampoo into his hand and—

"Shikamaru!"

Shikamaru reluctantly opened his eyes, remembering he was still sitting in Chouji's room.

"I'm guessing that it worked that time?" Chouji said, examining the bottom of his chip bag for any leftover crumbs.

"Yeah." Shikamaru really didn't want to admit it—it was kind of embarrassing.

"That means you're not gay."

"What?" Was Chouji crazy? Shikamaru had just been turned on by imaging Gaara in the shower—that definitely meant he was gay, didn't it?

"It means that you don't just like any guy—only Gaara will work." Chouji said sagely.

"Only Gaara?" Shikamaru repeated. Maybe it was true—he had never actually wanted to kiss anyone before, except that time when he had liked Ino, but after kissing her once, the urge had gone away.

But he had kissed Gaara three times already and he couldn't wait to do it again.

Maybe Chouji was right; he wasn't gay he just liked Gaara, only Gaara.


LOL, I bet Shikamaru's scarred for life now--that image of Neji'll never go away!