Disclaimer: I don't own the Total Drama series, or anything in this chapter, except the OC's.

Total Drama Vision

Episode One: ANOTHER Season? Sweet!

Chris: Okay, were back. You've met our first 11 campers, now let's meet the next 11. Here comes Luanne.

Luanne: Howdy, yall. I reckon this place is better than ma and pa's pig ranch back home in Kentucky.

Jordan: Your from the states?

Luanne: I reckon it's better there than here in Canadia. Yeehaw! They gotta steed here to ride! Just like Bessie back home.

Trent: Bessie?Luanne: Bessie……my boyfriend for a month…….that was a good horse.

Gwen: You dated a horse?

Luanne: Haven't all yall?

Bridgette: No, we haven't.

Nick: Because we're normal.

Chris: Most of us…….hey guys, it's Jay.

Jay: What's up? Man I love malls. Good shopping…..and more importantly, good places to skate! Is there any mall security here?

Chris: No.

Jay: SWEET! -skates off in the mall yelling-

Jordan: I'll give him until about episode 3 to calm down.

Geoff: More or less.

Chris: Ugh….sadly here comes Heather.

Heather: I'm gonna pretend you never said that.

Gwen: Heather, what's up with your clothes?Heather: Well, my parents yelled at me for wearing those racy clothes last year. So I just wore some different stuff…..unlike all of you guys. Except Chris….the black and shorts were a nice touch.

Chris: Quit sucking up.

Heather: Worth a shot.

Chris: Now, here comes another fan favorite who isn't a total b***h, Courtney!

Courtney: Hi, you guys! Duncan here yet? No? Oh well. Hey Gwen. I still am gonna rip your guts out.

Gwen: -gulp-. Didn't you get enough revenge that one time in TDM?

Courtney: I guess your right. Friends?Gwen: Friends.

Chris: Aww. What a bonding moment. But we don't have enough time. We only have one time slot, guys.

Courtney: I wonder about you sometimes Chris…

Chris: Why?

Courtney: Never mind, you-

Chris: Izzy is here.

Izzy: That's not my name.

Chris: Fine, E-Scope.

Izzy: Nope.

Chris: Explosivo?Izzy: Nope.

Chris: Esquire?Izzy: No.

Chris: What is it?Izzy: Cpt. Izzy-E-Scope-Explosivo-Awesome-Pyschotic-Esquire!

Chris: I'll call you Izzy for short.

Izzy: Okay!

Chris: Now, here is… who is that? -gets binoculars- OH! That's Haley!

Haley: Yeah, thanks……I think.

Jay(skating up): -drops board, jaw open-

Haley: Can I help you with something?Jay: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..-skates away-

Chris: Well, here comes another new girl, Adrian.

Adrian: Ohmygosh. It's a mall! Yay! Is the cookie shop open? Or A&F? Or-

Chris" No, we can't afford to put real shops in here.

Jordan: Uhh, writer, did you get permission for that?

Writers: No, but read the disclaimer.

Jordan: Just checking.

Adrian: My daddy will sue you if I don't have fun here, or if I don't get what I want, when I want it.

Chris: Hold on, just got a text.

Jordan: I thought you said there was no reception.

Chris: Oh yeah, about that. I lied.

Crystal: That line pwns!

Chris: Thank you, thank you. Any way, the text is from your daddy. He said that he only said that stuff to get you to go.

Adrian: Wahhhhhhhh!Luanne: What's a cell phone? I reckon I never heard about one a them.

Gwen: You've never heard of a cell phone? How do you communicate with your friends?Luanne: I reckon all of my friends are oigs and cows.

Gwen: Ooookay?

Chris: Guys, were running out of time for the campers to get here. We still have 4 camper to get here, and then put you into teams. Here comes the 2 best campers voted for on the poll…Harold-

Courtney: UGH! He'll cheat again! At least Duncan finally got here.

Chris: -and Noah!

Everybody(except Roger): WHAT? NOAH MADE IT?!?!?Chris: Yeah, I guess he has a lot of fans.

Harold: And then I used my upgraded mystic noble sword to-

Noah: Shut………up!!!!

Harold: Why? Want to look cool in front of your overweight 14 year old fan girls that have shrines of you in their room?Trent: BURNED.

Noah: Very original.

Writer: You know what else is original? This camper arriving now. It's Gaby.

Heather: What happened to Chris?

Writer: He had to go to the bathroom.

Gaby: What's up?

Chris: I'm back. One more to arrive? Okay. Here comes-

Courtney: DUNCAN!!!

Chris: Toby! I heard you're a major slacker dude. Your hair shows it.

Toby: Yeah, I'm just not one of these people who do everything perfect.

Courtney: WHERE'S DUNCAN?Chris: He didn't make the cut.

Everyone: WHAT?

Harold: SWEET!

Chris: Anyway, time to take another break. Now that there all here, they will learn there teams. McClean out.