World of Tennis Players
Bonnie: Like I promised! Here's another drabble! Thank you for all the reviews! I feel so inspired!
Genre: Humour/Romance/General
Drabble Two: Summary – "Inui-senpai, what have you been feeding me?" All usual pairings, see Drabble One for details.
Mainly focuses on: Thrill Pair with hints of others.
Drabble Two: Super Concoction Secret #P
"Oishi-senpai, what do you mean by 'getting pregnant'?" Ryoma practically growled in frustration. He had finally cornered his vice captain after looking for him all practise.
After berating all of his senpai-tachi and confirming that he was NOT married to Fuji, Ryoma took matters to his own hands and sought his sadistic boyfriend out. All Fuji answered was "Saaa… maybe it's too early to say yet."
With that matter taken care of, Ryoma had taken it upon himself to track down and get answers about the pregnancy thing. If Fuji, Eiji or Momo had said it, Ryoma would disregard it and shrug it off but it came from the worrier of all worriers. Their vice captain Oishi.
Oishi looked very apologetic and very uncomfortable. "Sorry Echizen, I said that because I overheard Inui talking about his concoction he's been giving you as punishments. He said it was different from ours because it can do… errr feminine things to the body, especially to yours Echizen."
Ryoma turned a brilliant shade of red and he sputtered.
"Are you alright Echizen?" Oishi's worrying came into play but before either of them could say anything more, Eiji came into the scene, tugging on Ryoma and glomping Oishi.
"Oishi, O'chibi! Buchou is calling a meeting! Come on Oishi, we don't want to be late and have to run laps, nya I hate laps!" Eiji bounced and dragged his partner towards the Locker Rooms with Ryoma in tow of both of them.
Ryoma felt rather suspicious and rather annoyed as well. Inui's famous concoctions were regularly used as tor- I mean punishment. Now that he thought about it, whenever he got a punishment, Inui would involuntarily switch to another glass for him. Ryoma had never cared about it then since it had the same effect in tasting absolutely disgusting and knocking him unconscious.
But why did Inui switch juice glasses in the first place? Oishi-senpai had talked about Inui's juice and that it had a… feminine thing to it. Ryoma twitched as he thought about this while listening to Tezuka giving instructions, deciding to confront Inui about this.
Amused, sharp sapphire eyes from outside the courts watched him closely.
In the Locker Room, Ryoma approached the Data man. Inui was a usual scribbling down data and he looked up from his book and then downwards to where Ryoma was standing. Ryoma wasn't that short anymore but compared to all of his senpai-tachi, he was still quite short (shorter than Fuji even).
"Inui-senpai, what have you been feeding me?" Ryoma asks in the bluntness that was his style of communication.
"Ah, you mean the Super Concoction Secret #P?" Inui pushed up his glasses, a smirk on his face already.
"Whatever you call it."
"It's a new experiment meant for couples that I've recently decided to try."
Ryoma wondered, for couples? "What do mean 'for couples'?"
"Fuji gave me permission to give it to you. It's only in the early stages of creation and the percentage of it actually succeeding is 56.4 percent."
"What does it do?" Ryoma almost dreaded the answer. His boyfriend was known for sadistic things and knowing Fuji, it wasn't going to be good. Ryoma made a mental note to strip Fuji's Christmas cactus of all thorns when he goes home but nothing could prepare Ryoma for the worst news he was going to hear, even if the chances of it actually happening was a low of 56.4 percent.
"It's supposed to change DNA to allow males to become pregnant."
The Locker Room was suddenly quiet when the other Regulars heard that. Ryoma turned a brighter red than anyone (minus Fuji) has ever seen him.
"OISHI! IS THAT TRUE?! NYA, INUI!"
"I don't believe it! What are you thinking Inui? Are you planning on giving that to Kaidoh too?"
At this, Kaidoh blushed a bright red and was about to stomp out the door when he found someone had already beaten him to the door. Ryoma turned on his heels, the blush still evident but clearly his eyes were burning with anger. Fuji was going to get it today.
The door of the locker room shut with a loud bang effectively silencing the other members.
"INUI! You've gone too far this time! Why did you do that to O'chibi?"
Well, almost all members.
Fuji turned to see Ryoma storming into their house they shared.
"Syuusuke! Why did you let Inui-senpai give me that drink?" Ryoma demanded.
Fuji gave an innocent smile (Ryoma knew it was not innocent at all) "I agreed to let Inui test it out. Wouldn't it be nice if we had children to continue our bloodlines?"
"We aren't married!" Ryoma almost exploded.
"Saaaa… not yet." Fuji answered calmly. "It's not going to work anyways; Inui said it was very low rating of success, I was just allowing him to test it."
Ryoma was silent for a long time that Fuji wondered if Ryoma had suddenly fallen asleep. But Ryoma wasn't Jiroh, and in a very low voice, Ryoma replied almost meekly.
"I think it worked."
Fuji's eyes almost literally popped open.
End of Drabble Two
Bonnie: I just realized I've made an oxymoron in the ending phrase! Anyways, sorry for ending so early but I know the story will suck if I try to continue. By the way, this goes in the same universe as the first drabble: Voice Messages.
Thrill Pair – Pairing of Fuji Syuusuke and Echizen Ryoma, my favourite pairing in Tennis no Ohjisama!
Golden Pair – The famous pair of Oishi Syuichiroh and Kikumaru Eiji, now lovers in this universe.
Imperial Pair – They weren't mentioned in this drabble but it's the pairing of Atobe Keigo and Tezuka Kunimitsu. I love this pairing too!
Lucky Pair – They weren't mentioned either but I made this pairing name up of Sengoku Kiyosumi and Momoshiro Takeshi. Lucky!
Endurance Pair – The name I decided to give to Inui Sadaharu and Kaidoh Kaoru based on their doubles specialty. They were implied in this drabble.
Silver Pair – Sorry I didn't mention them but Shishido Ryo and Ootori Choutarou are another one of my favourites! Actually, all the ones I list here are my favourites!
Others not in list:
Rhythm Pair – Shinji x Akira
Dirty Pair – Yuushi x Gakuto
Bonnie: Next drabble will be a Christmas special so it's coming out on Christmas okay? In the meantime, review and here's a list of other pairing titles that I probably don't like or don't think it fits for this collection.
Pillar Pair - Tezuka x Ryoma Nuh uh! I don't really like this pairing at all, it's like pairing two rocks together and trying to get something out of that!
Tango Pair - Sanada x Atobe Nah, I like Imperial more!
OT5 - YEAH I love OT5 but if I do, it will centre them more and I wanted to make this a Thrill Pair and Imperial Pair one instead. (SanaxAtoxTezuxFujixRyo)
There's MomoRyo (don't really like) I can't think of a title for them except for maybe "Burgers Pair" (Laughs)
There's also TezuFuji I don't like, can't think of one for them either.
Momo has other pairings like MomoAn or MomoKamio.
There's Burning Pair - Taka x Fuji but I don't really like them either.
Petite Pair - Taichi x Ryoma DON'T LIKE, It doesn't work!
Oh! But I do like the TezuRyoFuji threesome! The Singles Threesome OT3!
NO INCEST! (Syuusuke x Yuuta or Ryoga x Ryoma!)
OMAKE! Since Christmas is still 15 days away!
Fuji: Ryoma-chan, I've heard Inui's been a pervert lately and it's pissing Kaidoh off.
Ryoma: Aah...
Fuji: I think that's why he's been giving you this juice.
Ryoma: What?! To be a pervert for a boy?
Fuji: (opens eyes) I never thought about it that way... (dangerous glint)
Ryoma: O.O
OMAKE 2!
Eiji: OISHI! I just found out that a vampire is controlling Inui into giving that juice to O'chibi!
Oishi: Eiji, there's no such thing as a vampire.
Eiji: Then why would Inui give O'chibi that that that THING!
Oishi: I don't think it will work though.
Eiji: Wait! (Dials the Fuji - Echizen household) Fujiko says it actually worked!
Oishi: O.O WHAT!?
End
Bonnie: Anyways, see you again at Christmas and don't forget to drop a review in and tell me what you think!
