7-12 100 THINGS IM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT THE CCC

7. I should NEVER invite reviers to the CCC

DING DONG! I heard the door bell ring. I simply nonchalantly walked over to the door and opened it. "MARTINA! What a surprise- wait oh yeah I was the one who invited you here… so.. COME IN!" I said. Dan passed by with a box of pizza. He noticed me. "Hey Amoy.. What cha doing?" Dan asked. I didn't answer. All I did was lead Martina to the living room. "ATTENTION ALL CAHILLS! REPORT TO THE LIVING ROOM RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I'LL CALL SANTA AND MAKE HIM KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!" I yelled. Everyone ran(yes RAN)to the living room with file folders. "woah whos the chic home dog?" Jonah asked. I really didn't want to make eye contact with jonah because of... well... i dont want to.. ANYWAY! "Guy's... i made a contest with my reviers.. whoever had more than 20 words.. yeah..." I managed to say. Yep. this is going to be a long day..

8. I should NEVER randomly call out in the middle of the night that the vespers are coming.

"THE VESPERS ARE COMING! RUN FOR YOUR FREAKING LIVES AHHHHHHHHHHH!" I yelled. Apparently that alarmed Fiske. Everyone (Including the revier and btw, shes staying there for a week) ran out of there rooms and well... ran. I ran to the kitchen to find something. I found a REAL gun. But, the vespers WERE coming. Because, earlier, i called them for a cahill search party. i wonder why i did that... ASK QUESTIONS LATER! i ran out of the kitchen. Then, i saw them. I SAW THE VESPERS! I went full panic mode and got out a baseball bat out of my backpack i had in the corner of the room. I started to swing it around in random directions. But that knocked out LITERLY everyone in that room. including the cahills. and the vespers. and the revier. "Whops.." I said while looking at them. wait a second... TIME FOR SOME PRANKING!

9. I should never lock anyone in a closet

I dragged Jonah and the revier into a random closet. time for natan...I ran to natalie and Dan's figures and dragged them away. I locked them in the same supply closet that i locked them in before. Now amian... I ran to Amy's fainted figure. "i'm so sorry for this.." I whispered. I got Ian and dragged them into a supply closet. Okay thats it for now. I got all the vespers and kicked them into a lake. Now its time to sleep! I walked to my room to sleep.

10.I should never sleep when a mob of angry cahills is after me

I woke up on a boat. Yep. A boat. "Wha..." I mumbled to myself. Then i saw Hamilton in the distance. "BYE AMOY!" He yelled. I am so going to kill that little weasel. But at least i know how to swim... I remembered that i wear swim clothes under my real clothes(For some reason o.O)! I ripped my real clothes and jumped into the water. "What the..." He said. I swam and swam and swam. Until i got to the shore. I brushed off myself and ran inside to get everyone out of the closet. I unlocked the Amian closet first of all. i opened it and saw them sleeping... well more like cuddling. Oh my gosh this is freaking adorable! I closed the closet but kept it unlocked. I ran to the Natan closet and unlocked that one too. I opened it. Okay... there cuddling too... okay this is cute. I kept the door wide open. I ran to the Revier's closet. I opened it. Wow... I saw them just... laying there... and Jonah had paint on him... Wow...

11. I should never introduce the amazing world of fan fiction to Dan

I remembered that everyone emerged out of the closets. They didn't kill me though. I walked to Dan's room with my laptop. Then i knocked. "Dan? I have something to show you..." I said. He opened the door. "What is it?" He asked. I just simply walked into the room. "Okay, so this is . Any questions?" I said. He didn't have any. so now the story's up to him... I walked out of the room without my laptop.

3 hours later...

I walked by Dans room. I heard a random scream. "IN THE NAME OF PI WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?" Dan yelled. I think he was reading something on Fanfiction... I opened the door. "Amoy... take your computer. it's full of misery." He gave me the computer and slammed the door. Then, he started to yell like a maniac. I walked back to my room a bit freaked out.

12.I should never make up a game in the CCC... or else BAD things happen

I walked into the CCC looking for something to do because i was really bored. Then, i found something great! I walked over to the panel thing. It looked like fun... I started to play with the keys. but i accidentally made a new game called CAHILLS ASSEMBLE! I started to play with it. I played the game and possibly beat it! But then, what i just did is sound the alarm for OH MY GOSH CASPER WYOMING IS HERE! I continued to play it, when i heard the alarm. I ran out of there in a panic. i got 2 razors and went to panic/attack mode. I looked around and got really confused. "What? wheres casper..." I mumbled to myself. I didn't see anyone. But then, the other Cahill's ran into the room with weapons. Then they got confused. But they noticed what happened. everyone glared at me. "Uh... who likes the Avengers?" I said with panic in my voice. Everyone just rolled there eyes and went back to what they were doing.

AUTHORS NOTE

This is set AFTER vesper's rising but before Cahill's Vs. Vespers. So, who wants to give me some ideas? And by the way, whoever writes a 100 word review, gets to meet their fave character and talk to them about the "ships". BUT SERIOUSLY PEEPS I NEED SOME IDEAS! so... REVIEW!