CHAPTER TWO

EPOV

I knew something was wrong as soon as I saw Bella.

She was staring at me as if I had three heads.

"What's wrong, love?" I asked.

"We read your diary, Eddie," Emmett snickered from the other side of the room.

Pink, pink ponies, rainbows and butterflies! He sang in his head.

I froze.

Shit.

"Edward has a diary?!" Rosalie asked incredulously.

HAHAHAHAHA! She thought.

Jasper nodded.

"Well...Edward is allowed to have a diary, if he wants to—" Esme began.

I should stick up for him....

"Oh, yes...very manly," Alice snorted.

Well, at least they haven't seen the DVD...

"It came with a DVD," Jasper added. Bella shuddered.

Carlisle stared at me.

Are you...gay? He thought, raising his eyebrows.

To my horror, the DVD was shoved into the player by Emmett, who then pressed play.

"Pink! Pink! Pink Ponies, Rainbows and Butterflies! Pink! Happy! Sunshine..." the Edward on the screen sang. He was wearing a sparkly pink top with sequined buttons, and a pair of pink leggings.

Double shit.