Sirius took another swig of his Firewhiskey, moving his hips in time with the music. He was in the middle of a crowd of people at a party in the Gryffindor Common Room. It was for Fifth Years and up, and had of course been organised by Sirius and his terror twin, James.

Where is James, anyway?

Sirius looked around the room, his eyes running over girls dancing sexily, couples getting close, people laughing, and then they rested on James. He was sitting on the couch in front of the fire, laughing with Remus, Mary McDonald, and a few other girls. Sirius stumbled over, finishing his drink and sitting it on a table. He fell over the back of the couch, landing neatly over James and Remus's legs. His head came to rest in James's lap and he found himself looking up at his best friends face.

"Hey- Some party, am I right?" Sirius slurred, and James laughed, sipping a can of alcohol. "You are absolutely smashed, Sirius." Remus observed, and Sirius made a noise. "Not smashed enough. Hand me a drink, Potter."

"Potter?" James enquired with a raised eyebrow, but he grabbed a bottle from a nearby table. Sirius opened it and drank, spilling some onto the couch and floor due to the angle of the bottle.

"Alcohol abuse!" James proclaimed, and Sirius laughed, holding the bottle upright. "Whoops."

Sirius took another sip, and then a few mouthfuls. Soon his drink was finished and he could feel it kicking in. He rolled off the couch, right into the puddle he had made earlier. He sat up and crossed his legs. "Mm. That hit the spot. Just chuck us another, would you?"

James handed him another bottle and watched with mild amusement as Sirius guzzled down the slightly spicy alcohol.

One of the giggling girls then said out loud, "Imagine if James and Sirius kissed!"

"Oh, but like they ever would!" Mary said sternly, crossing her arms. Sirius laughed and then got onto his knees, putting his hands on either side of James's legs in order to keep his balance.

"Give us a kiss, then!" He said, pursing his lips and closing his eyes. James finished his drink, put it down, and grabbed Sirius's chin. Rather roughly, James planted his lips on Sirius's.

"Open mouth!" A girl giggled, and Sirius parted his lips. James went along with it, trying not to laugh at the sloppy noises that their lips were making.

"Tongues!" Another girl cried out, and Sirius allowed James's tongue to brush over his lips, and then enter his mouth. Almost gingerly, it explored Sirius's mouth, and eventually Sirius had to pull away to burst into uncontrollable laughter. James found himself laughing as well, and he tossed another can of alcohol at Sirius. The girls were screaming by this point. "THEY KISSED! WITH TONGUES! OH MY GOD! I CAN'T EVEN!"

James cracked open a can and took a mouthful, his eyes on Sirius, who was practically inhaling his drink.

"You two are going to regret that." Remus said, shaking his head.