A/N: Yeah chapter 2! For once I don't have much to babble on about in my author's note. That's a first!
Disclaimer: As much as I wish I did, I don't own twilight or wife Swap. But hey, maybe someday, mind over matter, right? And again, I really don't mean to offend anyone by making fun of hillbillies and southern people. I'm really sorry if I do.
Chapter 2: In which there are a lot of phone calls
Bella's POV: 2 weeks later.
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I opened my phone, it was a number I didn't know, but I didn't care.
"Hello" I said.
"Hello, this is Mark Summers from ABC. Is this Alice Cullen?"
"Yes." I said, changing my voice from my own to a likeness of Alice's.
"I am happy to inform you that we have selected your family for the next episode of Wife Swap."
"Yeah!" I said enthusiastically. Most people didn't expect to be on a TV shows. Most people also didn't have 15 hundred dollars to bribe the producers.
"We will be coming starting the 15th for some preliminary filming and the swap will be on the 18th."
"Okay!" I tried to sound like I couldn't believe I was going to be on TV.
"Okay, Goodbye then, if you have any other questions, call back at this number."
"Okay, Goodbye." I clicked my phone shut. A hundredth of a second later, my phone started to ring again. It was Alice. I opened it, nervous of what was in store for me.
"Bella, can you explain why I see a camera crew from ABC coming and me going to some hillbilly trailer park in the middle of nowhere?"
"Payback" I said simply. She growled and hung up. I smiled in satisfaction. Alice must have seen no escape route from her fate.
Peggy Sue Carter's POV: (A/N: make sure to use a southern accent when reading, it's a lot funnier)
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"Halow?"I said.
"This is Brittney Richardson from ABC, is this – Peggy Sue Carter?"
"Well I'd say that it sure is."
"Well, I'd like to congratulate you on becoming the next star of Wife Swap."
"Oh my goodness, I can't believe this, I'm goin' ta be on da national television."
"Yes – that's right. Well call back if you have any questions. Goodbye."
"Good – bye"
I set the phone back on the receiver and shouted a whoop of joy. All my family came runnin' to see what was the matter.
"What is it Ma?"
"We's goin' be television stars!"
Alice's POV:
I was fuming. I couldn't believe Bella had signed me up for a television show as stupid as this one. Switching the wives of families? Ugh! Who comes up with these ideas?
I was so mad at Bella! She nearly went insane when Edward went on a weekend long hunting trip with Emmett and Jasper. Nessie was the only thing that kept her from running after him. How did she think I would survive 10 days without Jasper! Grrrr….
A/N: So this chapter is also really short. Sorry, again. It's really more of a continuation of the first chapter. But that's okay. :D
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