A/N For anyone who fucking cares enough to read my worthless piece of puke fanfiction, I guess I have to thank you for careing you nooksucking shitsponges. I have just decided to grant you another dosage of my worthless shit and am shocked your even on this page to begin with Thanks Again. The author of this page, whose name you don't need to fucking know. /vV~ Knight of Blood ~Vv

Jack is Back: Act II

vV~ So how was Starbucks John? You glad to see me there? ~Vv

EB: You were there!?

vV~ Yup guess who. I'm pretty unique V; ~Vv

EB: Hmmmmm were you by any chance the kinda cute brunette that ordered a teddy bear then got a bag of gummy bears and like hung out all day on your laptop?

vV~ You think I'm cute?! V: welp….. Oh no. Oh no, John you need to go now! Your matesprit is in trouble! Hurry home! ~Vv

EB: What?! Who…

vV~ KARKAT GO NOW! ~Vv

I ran home to find all the lights off "Karkat?! Are you here?" No answer. I looked in the laundry room his jacket was gone and so were his shoes. No. He can't have left! I ran outside pulling out my phone and contacted VV on pesterchum.

ectoBiologist began Pestering vV~ Knight of Blood ~Vv

EB: Any help?

VV: Uhhhh lemme look. Check the park.

I ran in the direction of the old playground and started calling for him though it was almost midnight and no-one was at the park I kept my voice low. There was a dark growl coming from under the broken lamppost. "NO I WON'T TELL YOU WHERE THE KIDS ARE." I heard a voice deep and grave saying "That's okay I only want the John boy. If you won't tell me then you can die. I'll find him soon enough." I heard a shout then a choking sound. A neon green flash in that second I saw Karkat kneeling on the ground hands over his stomach. "KARKAT!" "JOHN YOU NEED TO GO BEFORE HE FINDS YOU!" "No I need to help you. Come on here, I shrugged out of my jacket and tied it around to now bloody hole in his stomach. He groaned as I tightened it to stop the bleeding. I helped him up and we started to stumble back to my house. I checked it before going in. "Karkat what can I do? Wait didn't you say recuperacoons heal you?" he nodded. "I'll go make one." "HOW IN THE NOOKSUCKING HELL DO YOU HAVE THE CAPTCHA-CODE FOR A RECUPERACOON?" "I kinda looked up things from the Alternia and stuff… in case you guys ever came to Earth?" I ran down stairs and grabbed the box labeled 'Alternia?' and ran up shuffling through the cards. I put the right one in the totem lathe and shoved in some of my baby-blue cruxite. It carved and I ran to the other room and put it in the Alchemiter then grabbed the product putting it in my wallet fetch modus, and then putting it down in dad's ex-room. I ran down stairs frantically and carried a now unconscious Karkat up stairs and laid him in the neon-green slime and sat there watching him heal. I sat there watching his red blood stop flowing and heard a loud snap.

vV~ Karkat you okay? ~Vv

What is with this weird voice in your head? You had this crazy dream about John. He let you live with him on Earth where you are currently headed t-"Karkat are you awake?!"

vV~ John save Karkats life ~Vv

"WHAT THE HELL MY DREAM WAS REAL? THEN I REALLY WAS…." He looked down and saw the bloody shirt "OH MY GOD JOHN. THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY PITIFUL LIFE SHITSPONGE." "Well I had to so you knew that… I love you too." Tears welled up in my eyes as he stepped forward and kissed me. We stood that way a few minutes then downstairs we heard a chorus of knocking "Yo John you here? Course you are guess who showed up at my house yesterday." We looked each other in the eyes as we heard a familiar cackle. "H33 H33 K4RKL3S 1 KNOW YOUR TH3R3. G3T YOUR 4SS OUT H3R3." "….SHIT."

vV~ Be the cool guy at the door. ~Vv

TG: You know it.

I stood in the doorway with my girlfriend Terezi Pyrope, an alien that just showed up at my house in the middle of the day yesterday, licked my face then hung out till today. "We decided to come up and check on you bro. We figured your matesprite was here so let us the fuck in." Then the door swung open to a very pissed off, slimy and slightly bloody Karkat. "WHAT THE MISSERABLE FUCK DO YOU WANT STRIDER? WHAT ON EARTH COULD PLEASE THIS FUCKASS THAT I COULD PROVIDE AND WHILE I'M AT IT WHY THE HELL DO I CARE?!" "Whoa dude if you two are busy I'm sure Rose and Jade could wait…" I heard John call from somewhere behind beep beep meow "Dave, Terezi come in Karkat get outta the way please? I saw John laying on the couch a bit of blood on him too "Sup Dave." "Well I came to tell you that Rose just told me to get you two and bring you to her house." "Why does she want us there?" "No fuckin clue man. No fuckin clue." I stepped out "You guys wanna ride with us?" "Actually I wanted to talk to Karkat a bit more before we leave 'kay? I'll meet you guys there." I opened the door for Terezi and she smiled and licked me. "D3L1C1OUS 4S 4LW4YS D4V3! CH3RRY COUGH SYRUP YUMMM! H33H33H33H33!" I grinned at Karkat's expression of disbelief and disgust and kissed her. He just walked back inside and slammed the door, and audible 'BANG' I could hear from here. I grinned and sped off down the street in my bright red mustang.

vV~ Be a very flustered and pissed Karkat. ~Vv

I turned around and looked at a blushing John. "SO WHATS YOUR QUESTION?" "What's a matesprite?" I looked away blushing, "It's the flushed quadrant where two trolls love each other. It's a really serious thing if you ask them to be your matesprite. It's like what you humans call dating…. –ish." "And Terezi thought we we're… oh gog." "Yeahhh …hahahaha" I looked away thankful for the darkness to hide my blush. I sighed and then John spoke up "Karkat? I was wondering if maybe you would possibly want to kiss me again…" "WHAT THE GRUBBING HELL? WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?" "Well if you don't want to then I guess we can go no-"I scrambled over and shoved my lips to his and he smiled. "Do you like me Karkat?" "WELL DUH DERPFACE. I DID KISS YOU EARLIER…" "I-I think I like you too and I was wondering if maybe you would like to be my boyfriend. Gosh never thought I'd come to say those words…." "OF COURSE FUCKASS" "Well then would you like to see the other love of my life?" I scowled "WHAT?!" Barely contained rage made my sentence cold as ice, "I SAY I LOVE YOU AND YOU WANT TO SHOW ME... UGH WHATEVER FUCKASS LETS GO." He led me outside and into the garage pulling a crimson tarp off of a giant two wheeled device. "My motorcycle." He wheeled it out and I mentally grinned it was pure shiny black with a big blood red cancer sign painted on the side and red swirls at the back. I loved it. Next thing I knew we were flying down some highway, my arms around his waist and knees clenched to his thighs tightly. "HOLY SHITSPONGE THIS IS GREAT!" I shouted over the wind and I felt Johns shoulders rise and fall, chuckling. We slowed and eventually stopped on this road somewhere in the city I haven't searched looking for John. The house was enormous and of course painted in black, silver and green. Jade green. We walked up and stepped inside John leading since he knew where the fuck he was going. We entered a rather dark room that smelled of rain and flowers. I saw Rose and Kanaya cuddled on a couch with Dave and Terezi beside them kissing loudly. "JEGUS WE SHOW UP TWO MINUTES AFTER YOU AND YOUR ALREADY MACKIN UP TZ, GOG STRIDER GREAT JOB." Rose spoke up then clearing her throat, "Karkat I figured you would be with John. Hello John you haven't visited in quite some time. Well we'll be seeing a lot of each other from now on, since Jade called. She's bringing us to her island to meet the rest of the trolls. I'll let her tell that thrilling epic but for now I'll leave it as this. We are in quite some danger." With that a bright green light flashed and before I could blink we were standing on some hill covered in grass, wildflowers and for some strange reason big, plump, orange pumpkins. Jade was standing there in her usual t-shirt dress thing, the icon changing randomly still. We followed her inside her house and she opened the door into a big room full of grey faces. The trolls were back.

vV~ Cool, go meet them John ~Vv

I immediantly grabbed Karkat's hand for reassurance when a really tall troll in grey spotted pajama pants and a bright purple shirt walked up. His horns where enormous I noticed as he said "WhAt ThE mOtHeRfUcKs Up TiNy BrO. YoU kArKaTs MoThErFuCkIn MaTeSpRiTe YeT?" "Uhhhh I don't know? Oh wait are you Gamzee his moirail?" "YuP" We all introduced each other and became friends…. of course not. No instead we all kinda stood there awkwardly making small talk and meeting each other. Finally Jade spoke up "Hey, so the trolls are obviously here cause something went wrong. Jacks back. I had a premonition to watch asteroids so I did and lo and behold strange ones come up. I take a closer look and I see all of you asleep in your adorable recuperacoons. I missed a few though so I had to track down where they landed, oddly enough the landed in your guy's town so I contacted you guys and brought you here figuring that you guys would find each other, and you did." I squeezed his hand and he squeezed back. Dave threw and arm around a backwards Terezi spinning her the right way then draping his arm over her shoulders. Rose put an arm around Kanaya's waist. "Tho here we are, we need to kill that motherfucker again." Said Sollux, "We need to lure him where we can kill him, here. Vrithka hath already volunteered to go lure him thinthe thhe can theal hith luck." Vriska then stood up grinning evilly and said "The 8astard needs to pay." She shook out her blueberry colored wings and flew up to the open floor length windows. "See you losers l8r!" and she left. We only had until tomorrow afternoon and then who knows who will be alive well, probably Dave but no-one wanted to ask. That night Karkat and I slept in the same bed since they ran out of bedrooms. It was pretty nice. I found out he was a cuddler because the entire night I never once left his arms. The next day Vriska showed up out of breath saying Jack was only a minute behind. We all gathered in formation, twelve on the outside ring, four in a cross on the inside, the four in the middle being; Tavros, Aradia, Terezi and Ferferi. A faint green glow grew larger and larger until it formed the shape of a dog-person. Jack was here. I looked at Karkat and he looked back then asked "Before we die, will you be my matesprite?" "Of course Karkat. Good luck." Then we charged as I pulled out Zillyhoo.