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Summary: The Cliché Time travel Fic, with some of my own originality mixed in. Sasuke realizes too late that things could have gone differently. As a final effort to set fate on its correct course, he sends Naruto into the past.
Rating: T, may go any way depending on my mood…
Updated: Whenever I feel like writing
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As he ran, Naruto was forming an exercise plan. He couldn't stand his obvious lack of fitness. Every one of his muscles protested as they contracted and expanded in the pattern that made up the blonde's normal bodily functions. Well, not so normal now, what would be his normal-in the future…which was his past, well fuc-
"Alright…now that we're here, why don't you introduce yourselves?" Kakashi said, saving Naruto from the inner workings of his mind.
"Why don't you tell us about yourself first, Sensei? So we can see how it's done, ya know" Naruto inquired, grinning at what he knew his teacher was going to say.
Kakashi stared at the three expectant faces with one lazy eye. The silver haired Jounin sighed when he realized they were actually expecting him to say something. In a monotone voice, he began, "My name is Hakate Kakashi, My likes and dislikes…I don't feel like telling you. My dream for the future-I never really thought about it…As for my hobbies…I have many" Under his mask Kakashi smiled at the obviously dumbfounded and disappointed faces of his soon to fail students. "You on the right, your turn."
Naruto smiled and said, "Hey, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, I like ramen, my precious people, and ramen. I hate snakes and people who judge others before they get to know them. My dream for the future is to be the greatest Hokage ever, believe it! My hobbies are eating ramen and training!"
Kakashi found himself wondering simultaneously how someone could have a strange combination of personality traits and how the hell Naruto managed to say all of that in one breath. Shaking his head, he pointed to Sakura. "You next, pinky"
With an excited squeal, Sakura began her one-woman tirade of her love for Sasuke. After many fangirl hearts, loving (slavish) glances, and near epilepsies she finished much to the relief of every living being in the immediate area.
"Now you, the broody one."
Glaring, Sasuke said, "My name is" He paused for a dramatic effect "Sasuke Uchiha". Sakura squealed, sheer infatuation reflected in her eyes. "I hate many things, and like almost nothing. My dream is not a dream, because it will happen. My…ambition is to kill a certain man and to restore my clan. My hobby is training." he finished with a very dramatic flair, and Naruto felt the need to suppress himself from clapping at the very cleverly delivered speech.
Kakashi, on the other hand was suppressing a full sigh. In all his years of failing, he had never met a more miss-matched team before. They would be lucky not to kill each other on tomorrows test, much less pass it. Nevertheless, he said, "Meet me at training ground seven tomorrow for survival training. It will be your final test. There is at least a 66% chance you will fail. Arrive there at five A.M., don't be late." Kakashi began to leave, then he stopped as if having remembered something. "Oh yeah, don't eat breakfast, you'll probably just puke it up."
Content with the aghast looks upon the faces of his Genin candidates Kakashi disappeared in a swirl of leaves.
"Eat tomorrow morning. Ninja need to eat to keep up their strength, and they can't do that without food energy." Naruto said as he walked away. He didn't expect them to listen, but perhaps if he said that his teammates would be more likely to listen to his advice during the test. Satisfied, Naruto made his way to training ground 35 to get some well-needed exercise in before he went home.
-The next day_
Naruto woke the next day with a splitting grin plastered on his face. The Kyuubi container would be lying if he said he wasn't looking forward to seeing his teammate's faces when they discovered he was right about the food. His grin only grew as he fixed a large instant ramen. It didn't help that the clock already read 6:30.
Well fed and slept the blonde made his way to training ground seven. On the opposite road, he caught sight of Kakashi, no doubt back from a recent visit to Obito's memorial stone. Naruto lagged back a bit in order to time his prank perfectly.
"Mou, sorry I was late, you see-" He was cut off as Naruto's loud voice easily overrode his.
"I'm sorry! A black cat crossed my path! I had to take a completely different road! I didn't hold us back, did I?" Kakashi's one eye widened in shock, excuse stolen directly from his lips. And judging from the smug smile on Naruto's lip it wasn't a mistake.
"Yo, Naruto. I guess we both saw the same cat." Kakashi said, not to be outdone. Naruto shrugged.
"Maybe, Kaka-Sensei."
With a subtle glare in the blonde's direction Kakashi began to introduce his infamous bell test.
"…and in order to pass you must get one of these bells. Any questions?"
"Why are there only two bells, Sensei?" Sakura asked, innocently tilting her head to the side.
"Because one of you won't be going on." You could hear Sakura's vertebrae crack as she whipped her head around to stare in shock at Kakashi. Had he just said-
"That can't be right!" She scoffed.
"One of you will be going back to the academy." Kakashi said, his eye shaped into a merry upside-down U. "Okay, I'm going to set the timer now. Get ready. Oh, and attack to kill, else you'll never get a bell."
The three genins just stared at him.
I'm sorry it took so long to update, and that the chapter is so short…but I am completely swamped as far as schoolwork goes. I have to get a 4.0...give me until summer, then I'll really start updating.
Much love,
Isabella
