Chapter 2: The Mall, Frying Pans, and Sushi
Me: HELLOES MY AUDIENCE! *runs up to the stage, holding a microphone while waving like crazy*
Adriana: Did you just realize that you left your audience hanging for about a month or something? -.-
Me: Oh yeah right, sorry about that my peoples ^_^" it's mostly because of school work *goes to emo corner and plants mushrooms* I'm such a shame...
P0nt: Well we should get the audience cranked up before they start to leave..
Me: *pops out of a hill of mushrooms* OH RIGHT! :D Hey! The post-puffle is here!
Post-puffle: Squeak! *hands clipboard*
Me: *signs* thankies! *stares at the sack of letters/reviews* whoa, why is the sack suddenly a lot bigger than usual
Post-puffle: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAK!
Me: *not really listening* hmm... I guess I'll find out myself
Post-puffle: *grunts then leaves*
Me: Hey! I was about to give you a Puffle O pizza ._.
Adriana&P0nt: Just open the sack already!
Me: ALRIGHTEH! *RIPS THE SACK LIKE A BAWS* whoa, that's a lot, could a math expert count for me?
Adriana: *sighs* it's 12 reviews for that LAST CHAPTER, AND IT'S THE ONLY CHAPTER OF THIS FREAKING FIC
Me: *le gasp* OH. MY. FUDGE.
Adriana: I'm leaving
Me: ASDFGHJKL; YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME! this fic deserves to be updated!
P0nt: Well go and tell the story now!
Me: Okie dokie! ^ v ^ THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH I PRACTICALLY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THE REVIEWS oh and I did noticed the name thingy and the laughs :3 I'm glad you're enjoying it! I think I have at least 80% of the names official already!
Names:
Gary: Garia (Cuddles140)
Jet Pack Guy: Jet Pack Girl (obviously made by the awesome me!)
Dot: Don (I wanted to keep calling her Guy -,- oh yeah, THANKS FOR SHARING THE HATE OF DOT SAKURA I REALLY DID APPRECIATE IT :D named by Pukadella)
Rookie: I'm keeping her Rookie ^_^ it's cute
PH: JB lol (most people said that I should name her Justin Beiber, might as well name it like that)
Franky: Frankie! (Guest/Eve)
Stompin' Bob: Slammin' Brooke (half of it was by me, half of it was by DriftedDaisy :3)
G Billy (he's not really a girl, but later he will MWAHAHAHAH): G Betty (thanks again DriftedDaisy!)
G Billy: G Betty (ok you had spent the time finding it in Yahoo? O_O WOW THAT'S AMAZING)
Aunt Arctic (I'm still debating, but I was thinking of Uncle Arctic): Uncle Arctic! (DriftedDaisy also thought of it too lol thanks a ton again! :3)
Cadence: Cade! (Guest/Eve, awesome name!)
That's for now and now for the pairing thing! (I'm sorry if this author's note is long *faceflippers* but it'll be about 2000 words if I predicted close enough)
Cadence and Franky!
Stomp and PH!
For Jet and Gary it's for the fangirls
! *grins at the Fourth Wall* GET READY GARY AND JET!
Jet: Oh no
Me: *plucks G and jet into a cannon* FANGIRLS, YA READY FOR THIS?! *blows out Jet and G*
Jet: YEEEAAAAHHHH! :D
Gary: NOOOOOO! D:
Me: Fire in the hole! Now somebody do the disclaimer!
Lolz: SQUEAK SQUEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAK SQUEAK! (Wazz does not own Club Penguin or else I won't be talking like this!)
Me: Oh yeah! Another mascot showing up this chapter! :D Hopefully you like the dang name (Oh and it's not Cadence ^^)
"Now there's another important thing," Garia told the whole group in his igloo, "Shopping,"
Most of the girl penguins groaned, this means something, girl clothes. Suddenly, Frankie's phone rang.
"I'm getting it," she murmured and realized it's Cadence.
"Ello?" Frankie imitated her male perspective perfectly.
"Oh"
"Mhm"
"Ok"
"I'll tell them to meet ya there"
"I'm not surprised"
"Ok, see ya, love ya," Franky closed his phone. Note to my fellow readers: Franky is probably talking to himself because all of those talking was made by Franky
"What was that?" Slam asked.
Frankie turned to teh EPF, " Can you help me go pick up Cadence at the mall? I'll be right back, I'm gonna get some stuff in her igloo,"
Jet shrugged, "Sure, see ya in about 15 minutes?"
"Good timing, let's get going," JB/PH said while dragging Slam, "YOU COME WITH ME!"
Slam chuckled and let his uhhh girl- boyfriend drag him, but only to be waiting for Frankie and her band.
"Bye," most of the EPF left except JB, Slam, G Billy, and Penny K.
"Wait I think I forgot something," Frankie cocked her head as if to remember something and stood there in shock.
"What?" G Billy asked.
"Cadence turned into a dude," Frankie shuddered.
"SEE?! YOU OWE MY 5 HUNDRED COINS NOW G BILLY!" Slam laughed her guts off... well... not really.
Frankie gave a look that said "WTF", JB was also laughing like Slam, Penny K gave a look that said "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!" to G Billy while he looked red in the face like a tomato! Wait, since when did they make faces that say everything? Probably DeviantArt or something.
"We should alert Garia," G Billy said.
"Who got a cell phone or anywhere?" Frankie asked.
"We don't even know Gary's machines, but I don't have a cell phone here," Penny admits.
"Same here mate," JB added.
"My phone's signal is gone," Frankie grunted.
"I don't have a phone," as all eyes turned into G Billy.
"WELL THEN!" Frankie sighed, "Let's head to the mall."
Meanwhile at the mall...
"THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I'M GETTING IN THE BATHROOM!" Jet screamed.
"WHERE'S DUCKIE?!" Rookie ran into the Men's Bathroom, only to be kicked out, so she ran into the Ladies' Bathroom.
Garia and Jet faceflippered so they went in the bathroom.
Moments later...
'OMFG THERE'S PINK EVERYWHERE!"
"MY EYES!"
Don was able to go in the Men's Bathroom since color didn't bother her.
Well, isn't it a fun day at the mall?
Cade grimaced at the uncomfortably clothes of hers since it began to shrink as she turned into a guy, but at least heis looks hadn't change much, his feathers turned orange, but it's easy to make up and excuse, his hair was just like his female counterpart, but it was a shade of brown and purple and it made her look like the internet star PewDiePie with purple streaks in his hair.
Which means paparazzi
Yes paparazzi
Well what?!
Cade was hiding until he bumped into someone... familiar...
"Um excuse me, are you Cadence?" a familiar sound rang, Cade looked up and knew who it was, Frankie.
"FRANKIE OMIGOSH I MISSED YOU!" she squeezed him tightly.
"Oh... kay... I can't breathe."
"Well let's go out shopping for clothes, boy these clothes are uncomfortable."
"Sure, you can help me pick out, it's not like I like dressing up as a girl,"
"Ok!"
Meanwhile, a random penguin sent hearts to Cade, yeah, annoying right?
"Excuse me," Cade shifted as sh-he held Frankie's hands tightly.
"What's your name? You single?" the penguin asked.
"Cade and it's none of your business," he said as he told his made up guy name.
"That's a weird name for a girl," the penguin admitted.
"Because I'm a guy," and the penguin-
BLAM! WITH A DISCO POGO STICK.
Meanwhile with the EPF group
"But you could just-"
BLAM! BY A FRYING PAN THIS TIME (There's actually a picture in twitter where Cadence has a frying pan lol, I'll make a it the cover for this story just for you guys seeing it, I hate putting links in fics)! WE ALL TAKE THAT AS A NOPE I GUESS!
"Let's go," Cade practically dragged Frankie around the mall.
"Wait, let's go find Slam and the others!" Frankie said.
"Who's Slam?" Cade asked suspiciously.
"Slammin' Brooke- it's Stomp's new girl name I guess," Frankie shrugged as she let her boyfriend drag.
"Oh"
Meanwhile with the EPF group...
"GAWD, AT LEAST WE SURVIVED THE BATHROOM ATTACK," Jet panted as if she ran a million miles.
"AND WE GOT CLOTHES," Garia held out the shopping bags.
"Should we find others?" Don asked.
"Oh right," Garia walked out of the shop while remembering the time when she tried the girl clothes and shuddered.
FLASHBACK!
"C' mon lady! Please try this one on!" the shop assistant urged.
"N-No thank you miss..." Garia blushed.
"Awww don't be shy!" the shop assistant grinned as she gave Garia the dress and shoved her in the changing room.
MEANWHILE IN HEAVEN WHERE GARY'S ANCESTORS AND WHATNOT LIVES
"MY GRANDSON SHOULD BE WEARING THAT CUTE BLUE MINI SKIRT!" an old grandma hollered.
"NO, MY EX-NEPHEW IN LAW SHOULD BE WEARING JUST LIKE THAT!" another woman screeched.
"NEVER! MY GREAT GRANDCHILD SHOULD BE WEARING THAT RUFFLED GREEN DRESS!" another one piped up.
Oh boy...
"Ehhh no thanks," Garia sgihed and went to pick some "normal" clothes.
"Geez, I never thought shopping was that traumatic," Don muttered.
Jet nodded, "Yeah and- OOF!" as his head hit with another penguin.
"GEEZ! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YA DUDE!" an orange penguin screeched.
Jet took a close look, wait, it looks like Cadence, which of course duh! IT IS THE AWESOME SAUCE CADENCE... as Cade.
"Wait how come- FRANKIE?!" Don was confused.
"H-Hey, forgot to tell y' all that Cadence is also a boy too," Frankie spoke flatly.
"My my..." Garia paled.
"Oh, so it was YOUR fault," Cade muttered and an arrow stuck on Garia that said "Your fault" just like in anime when characters are disappointed.
"Hey, where are the others?" Jet asked.
"Ehh I said I'd meet up the band at the sushi restaurant, ya coming?" Frankie asked.
"Sure!" Don spoke.
"Hey Frankie! FINALLY you're here, the band did some shopping and we got some girl clothes for ya," Slam grinned and tossed Frankie a bag of clothes... accidentally in her face.
Garia noticed someone in a cape, "Ummm who's that penguin with a cape at our table?"
Penny gulped and whispered to the people on the table, "that's actually Sensei as a girl, but she probably looks ugly and we go by the name Sakura because it's the most easiest known Japanese name out there (and the corniest)"
"O" that was what everyone said.
"AND SHE'S ABOUT TO EXPOSE TO EVERYONE THAT GARY-GARIA WAS THE ONE WHO MADE PENGUINS GENDERBENT!" she shrieked. QUIET MY DEAR PENNY K, QUIET.
"And is there any other way to stop her from exposing? O_O" Jet asked.
"By challenging her a sushi match," JB finished.
"WHA..."
AN:
Me: Again, I'm really sorry my peoples, I also had a lot of typing and thinking to be done too.
Adriana: AND DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN, YOU KEEP ME WAITING FOR YOUR STORIES -_-
Me: Awww D: that why don't you even review
Adriana: Too lazy
Me: PWEASE
Adriana: NO
Me: Call me Onee-chan/"big sister" in Japanese
Adriana: O_O
Me: *waves flippers side to side* I know you want to... I know you want to...
Adriana: GAH YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT
Hatsune Miku: REVIEW! XD
Me and Adriana: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! THIS ISN'T EVEN VOCALOID! O_O *curtain closes*
