I'm really busy so I'm just going to publish a story every month or every two or three weeks. Thanks for everyone who reviewed! ...Two people. Everyone in my class read it. NOT ANY SINGLE ONE OF YOU REVIEWED! ...Please review everyone. Here's chapter 2!


"What? Moving in already?" Sai asked, his eye brows raising.

Sasuke scowled, "That was pretty fast. I mean, to move in with a girl so fast. I'm not even that good."

Naruto chuckled nervously, "Uh…well…yeah." 'Not exactly the way it was supposed to be though.'

"Good luck, Naruto-kun." Sai smiled, "All you have to do is make her fall in love with you and you two can get married."

Sasuke nodded, "Just make sure you don't fall in love with HER."

Naruto smiled meakly, "...No problem."

~**~

Sakura giggled as she watched Naruto get slobbered in her grandpa's kisses and drowning in his tears. Naruto was the new Naruto, Daisuke. The plan was for Naruto to disguise himself as Daisuke and fulfill Sakura's grandpa's wish before he dies.

Naruto groaned, 'But this isn't going to be easy. Daisuke is supposed to be a very shy boy. How can someone like me be shy? Daisuke is also…girly although he's a guy. He used to plays with dolls and loved to put on make-up. He's even allergic to ramen…What the hell. That is the weirdest thing ever. Sakura told me that I would also have to say, 'Nya' at every friggin' sentence.'

Naruto was dressed in purple baggy pants and a really tight pink shirt. Now Naruto was being squished the life out of by grandpa, Takayo. The first time Naruto stepped in the room, the old man was asleep. He had like eight chins and his face was all wrinkled up like a pug face. Really, at first Naruto thought he wasn't breathing. As soon as he opened his eyelids, he had charged towards me… The strange thing is that Sakura noticed that the old man could suddenly walk again. He could now lift up his right arm. He was also really strong now. What happened to the broken leg? The sprained arm? The weak and frail old man that was here minutes ago.

"DAISUKE! ITS YOU!""Y-Y-Yes, grandpa!" Naruto squeaked in a high-pitched voice.

"I haven't felt better in years! Daisuke, you've healed me! I've been looking forever for you! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!"

Sakura and Naruto stared at the old man with hanging jaws. The old man's voice seemed to be nothing but Blahs because they were just way too shocked. They looked at each other nervously. Its strange how a man can be healed from happiness. That's good at least. So that meant he would have a longer life. But Naruto would have to be Daisuke for a much longer, longer, longer time…

~**~

There were no ninja missions that week. Sakura was planning on making money. If Sakura is trying to do something… Naruto thought that he might as well help her. He could use it as an advantage of making her fall in love with him. Once Naruto agreed to help her with the job she applied for…but soon he regretted it. He and Sakura were going to baby-sit annoying and bratty five year olds. Damn it.

Later, Naruto found himself being stared to death by little girls who kept talking about how he was ugly. "If you want to see something ugly, why don't they look in the mirror?!"

But then this hideous green haired girl came up to me and kept poking me. I ignored her but she just kept on poking. I suddenly snapped. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!"

Sakura glared at me across the room. Naruto smiled nervously at her.

The little girl stared up at me, "I want a bedtime story!"

"Its nine in the morning!"

"Tell me a f***ing bed time story!!! You f***ing hell of a retarded asshole!"

Naruto gulped, "Um…O-O-Okay…"

"Hurry and tell me a story before I kick you into deep, deep, deep shit!"

"Wait! Just let me thi-"

"Tell me one or I burn your genitals on fire." The green haired girl glared at me with purple squinty stared at the little girl in horror.

"Or would you rather swim in shallow shit?!" The little girl snapped.

"What?"

"TELL MY A ****ING STORY BEFORE I ****ING SCREAM, YOU BITCHY SON OF A ****ING *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*

"Fine! Fine! Fine!" Naruto sighed as I quickly made up a retarded story in my mind.

"…Once upon a time, in the Land Hidden Deep Beneath the Sandy Waters, there lived a little… uh… squid. The squid's parents were both dead because a giant jellyfish ate them and placed their bones into that uh…expanding thing of their's, so she lived with her…um…evil grandma and her two daughters. The grandma, who was actually a giant sea slug-half sea horse, was very mean to the squid and forced her to do all the cooking and cleaning and washing, while the grandma's evil daughters plucked their eyebrows and ate ramen all day.

"What a stupid intro to a fairy tale…" The little girl muttered, Naruto ignored her.

"One day the prince who was a hideous puffer fish… (just like you) of the Land Beneath the Sandy Waters was going to have a party."

"What kind of party?"

"I don't know! One of those boring parties where you wear itchy clothing and talk to dull and uninteresting people (like you!) Anyway, everyone in the land of Sandy Waters was going there, and the squid wanted to go to, but her grandma wouldn't let her because she was a basta-(I peered over at Sakura)…I mean…she liked to see the little squid suffer. And the squid got very sad and sat in her seashell and became very emo.

"Was she emo enough start shaving her legs?!"

"Uh…sure. Anyway, her aunts were getting themselves ready for the party. But luckily for the squid, her Yellow Fairy Sea Urchin heard her crying and decided to help her. Do you know what they found in the squid's garden?"

"A pumpkin?" suggested the girl…

"No. A pumpkin doesn't grow under water." Naruto slapped his forehead. Was this girl stupid?

"Was it mice?"

"No, a scarecrow. Mice don't live under water.:

"But then why did they have a scarecrow under water?" asked the girl.

"Duh! To keep away the flying fish, of course."

"Oh…I get it." the girl nodded to herself…

"So, the Fairy Godmother would cast a spell over the scarecrow and make him come alive. And he was a very sexy scarecrow. He had spiky blond hair and wore an orange and blue jumpsuit with a swirly design in the back. Heh. So now the squid and the scarecrow could go to the party together, and everyone, even the grandma's daughters, were really jealous at the squid, because she was dancing with the hottest scarecrow ever. And the scarecrow danced all night with the squid, and at midnight he took her home to his field where they…uh…lived happily ever after… And had half scarecrow and half squid kids."

The little girl looked up at Naruto, "That…wasn't bad…It was actually pretty good for a shitty bastard like you."

Naruto sighed, this bratty kid was never going to change.

I suddenly felt someone look at me from behind. I turned around to see Sakura, who was smiling at me. "That…was…not bad, idiot."

She had been listening. Soon, Naruto's face turned slightly red.


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