Disclaimer ; Nope, I don't own Naruto, Scream or Scary movie.
Title ; Double date
Chapter Two- Broken Asses and Screwed up Chances
Sasuke POV
"Yo." I spoke into the intercom in the front gate of the Hyuga mansion, feeling for all the world just a bit stupid speaking into an inanimate object.
Stupid girls rich snobby family.
There was no reply and after the third time trying I was starting to feel dare I say it...like a dobe.
"Guess I should have told you Sasuke, Hiashi kind of saw me with Hinata so-" began Naruto scratching the back of his head nervously, if Hiashi had seen anything similar to what I saw then the poor girl probably now had a chastity belt and half a dozen armed guards.
Well if she can't come to me.
"Sasuke! Are you crazy!? Get down." Shouted Naruto as I began to scale the rather large steel gate.
"I promised I'd come see her." I answered with a shrug having now reached the top of the gate.
I heard the blonde muttering something about a crazy Uchiha Bastard.
Wonder who that could be?
"What dobe? Should I tell Hinata you were too scared to come see her in her time of need." I jibbed the dobe after climbing down the opposite side planting my two feet down safely on Hyuga property.
It took the moron all of three seconds to gush, disturbingly Rock Lee like, about how he would do anything for his sweet Hina-chan.
He did however take the climbing a bit too fast and tripped on his way down.
There was a loud smack as Naruto's ass was introduced to the pavement, that noise should attract any nearby guards...lovely, I quickly hid myself in the bushes and made my way quietly up towards the Hyuga Main House.
Naruto tried a different route.
"Ow god damn it, I think my ass is cracked Sasuke! Sasuke? Sasuke!?" and so continued the dobe shouting out searching for me, I almost felt sorry for him you know.
He continued until.
"Hey this is private property kid!" shouted a security guard approaching Naruto.
"Shit! You'll never catch Uzumaki Naruto!" shouted the brightly dressed blonde dashing off away from the security guard. Smooth Naruto, give him your full name, now even if you get away he can file a police report.
Anyway back to the mission at hand.
Moments later.
'Closed window, closed window, closed window, bingo!" I thought searching the outside of the Hyuga manor until finally I found what I was looking for, an open window.
...Three stories up.
...Shit.
Alright then, how do I overcome this, there's no way to scale the building so maybe I could climb a tree and then jump to the window...two meters away, maybe if I got a couple of feet higher I could make it.
Or fall and join Naruto in the broken asses hospitable ward.
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Naruto's Pov-
"Quickly surround him!" shouted the lead guard as him and hopefully all of him underlings chased him.
"Stop following me." I shouted back at them ignoring the growing pain in my behind and the exhaustion from all the running I'd done so far, I swear I've ran more in the last fifteen minute than I had in the last fifteen years.
I had no idea how huge the Hyuga estate was.
Aha a bike now I can escape.
...
Shit there's more than one bike and their fast cyclers...and the saddle is hurting my ass.
Damn Sasuke convincing me to break into the crazy Hyuga's estate.
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Sasuke's Pov-
It's a good thing Naruto's keeping all the guards busy otherwise this could have been a bit difficult.
Although it was surprising how many...unusual, rooms there where in this place; there where quite a few empty rooms, some guest bedrooms, one room full of statues, another full of paintings, one full of coats, a room of wigs and most disturbing of all a room filled entirely with celebrity pictures.
It seems Hiashi isn't quite as simple and stoic a man as his image in the press suggested.
Wonder how long it'll take to find Hanabi in this maze.
How troublesome I bet Naruto's left and is relaxing at home around now.
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Naruto's Pov-
"Alright kid just hand over the bird and go home, you've had your fun." Spoke the lead guard but keeping his distance. Now they were afraid, I had a hostage, I had Hiashi's prized pet bird.
An odd ugly looking bird but that's not important, now I can rescue my sweet Hina-chan from that evil tyrant Hiashi.
"Stay back, bring Hina-chan to me or the bird gets it!!" I shouted wildly, the consequence of a surely fractured back side and essentially running a triathlon to escape Hiashi's goons, after running, and cycling away from them I found myself cornered with no way out except through the Hyuga Manors oversized pond.
"Now kid, don't do anything rash, we'll allow you to see Hinata-sama if you hand over the bird." Negotiated the guard, but after seeing plenty of action movies, which Hinata loves but never gets to see the end of because of her narcolepsy, I knew the guards who were clearly the bad guys who double cross me if I the good guy gave them the bird.
I failed to realise I, after breaking in to the Hyuga estate and taking a hostage, was actually the bad guy.
"No, I'll only hand over the bird after I see Hina-chan!!" I roared gesturing violently at the bird.
"Can't we just shoot him." Muttered one of the other guards to the lead guard.
Ah shit.
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Sasuke's Pov-
Lucky dobe.
Aha it's about time. I had finally come across a room with the name Hanabi engraved on it. What would Rock Lee say, something about completing my test and finding my beautiful lotus.
How gay.
Tentatively I knocked on the heavy wooden door, knowing Hiashi she's been grounded and bored all day long and now I can whisk her off on another fantastic date, maybe the beach or the funfair.
The door opened and I found myself face to face her the youngest Hyuga girl.
"Sasuke!" she exclaimed surprised and seemingly embarrassed, it took me a minute to realise why.
The adorable troublesome girl was paler than usual, her nose and cheeks a bright red, her hair was tied up in a towel and she was wearing a large bathrobe, baggy pyjamas and huge fluffy bunny slippers.
Suddenly she began sneezing uncontrollably, not the soft feminine sneezes you would expect from a girl her size but sound aggressive ones.
Hanabi was sick.
"Hana-chan, why didn't you tell me you were sick?" I asked the girl scooping her up into my arms and carrying her back to her bed, her blush promptly increased at this point.
"I -sneeze- asked Hinata to tell Naruto to tell you." Answered the girl, so that means Naruto knew all along and dragged me here cause he was afraid to go alone.
"Ah...so how come no one answered the intercom?" I asked my second question as the girl tried her best to cover herself in blankets.
"It's been -sneeze- broken for ages now, how'd you get in Sasuke." Answered the girl asking her own question in turn.
"That's a secret Hana-chan." I answered with a wink before sitting on the bed beside her and wrapping an arm around the girl, who had taken to blushing like her sister.
"More importantly, what do you wanna do now?" I asked the girl with a smirk.
"Well I was gonna spend the day watching movies, you can watch with me if you want, Hinata said she's going out soon to tell Naruto some good news so we'll be all alone." Answered the girl with a smile cuddling up to me, I finally noticed the television in her room on playing some movie.
"What good news." I asked casually.
"Hm?" the girl made a vague noise of not understanding.
"What good news does Hinata have for the dobe?" I repeated my question in more detail.
"Oh, Hinata talked to father and he agreed to let her see Naruto as long as he acted like a mature and responsible person." Answered Hanabi.
"Isn't that great?" asked the girl.
"I wouldn't underestimate Naruto's stupidity, bad luck or horrible timing." I answered the girl, ignoring the guilt I suddenly felt in favour of chuckling quietly at the irony of the dobes situation.
"So what movie are we watching anyway?"
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