A/N: Everyone knows that I don't own Bleach.

[2] Stash


No one knew about Hitsugaya-taichou's addiction to thin mints.

That is, no one knew except for me.

Every morning, he opened a package, ate a few cookies, and periodically ate them throughout the day, when no one was looking. One time, while I was on my break, I caught him eating them. A few days later, I switched out his stash with some cookies that Matsumoto-fukutaichou baked, covered with chocolate and a few additives. He normally came into work about ten minutes early, so I waited patiently for him to go to his file cabinet in the other room. When he finally arrived, I could tell by the click of the key in the file cabinet and the sound of him opening the box.

It was just a matter of a few seconds before...

"MATSUMOTO! KIRIE!"

And with that, Hitsugaya-taichou's stash was no longer. At least, not one that I've been able to find.

Didn't anyone ever tell him that chocolate stunts your growth?


Again, short little ficlets. :3 At least I'm writing something at all... right? Even if there is no point.

~SM