Relationship Advice I Learned From Star Wars
1. It's not always love at first sight…or second…
2. Arguing is just a way to get to know someone better.
3. Name calling is a powerful method to get someone to think about you. Often.
4. Liking someone is more than just thinking they're a big help and a natural leader.
5. Find someone that wants to hold your hand and doesn't care if it's dirty.
6. Protect your loved one, even if you feel terrible.
7. Rescues are just as romantic as walks on the beach…except there are probably Storm Troopers or bounty hunters around instead of squid.
8. Even if they've hurt you, just hold them.
9. Never bring up the fact they kissed their sibling…or their father was an evil Sith Lord.
10. Love crosses all boundaries, and doesn't care if you're a princess or a smuggler.
~With these helpful points, you're on your way to becoming a more desirable partner for that lucky little someone out there. Just remember to look in just as much as out.
Sincerely,
Han Solo
Captain of the Millennium Falcon
Author's Note: Lala, my brain's melting... seriously, why did I write these?
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