To our dearest flamers:

1.There are better anime shows than Wedding Peach… Pretear, Inuyasha, Gravitation (mmm,Yuuukkii)Sailor Moon, Gravion, Azumanga Daio, Angelic Layer, Chobits, Neon Genesis Evangelion… Well, almost ANYTHING is better than Wedding Peach. POKEMON is better than Wedding Peach, and Pokemon is the epitome of bad Anime.

2: I'm not twelve years old. So hah. I hate Wedding Peach not because it's a cheap rip off of Sailor Moon (which it is) I hate it because it's really quite stupid. The action scenes are lame, consisting of Hinagiku blasting the baddie with little blobs of blue light,Yuri wrapping up the baddie with her lipliner lasso, and Momoko shooting a beam of 'love energy' to the devil, causing him/her to become a good person. If anything's a crap action scene, that is.

It's also depressingly degrading. The episode where the evil demon makes the girls obsessed with the ultra-fattening rice is just awful! They eat so much that they become fat and 'unbeautiful,' so all the boys stop dating them! What the heck?? Not only is that a cruel jibe against the obese, but its showing that boys only like their girlfriends for their looks. (Sure, they say something like "i like you anyways" at the end, but COME ON!!)

Plus, the whole show is about Momoko, Hinagiku and Yuri's little wedding fantasies. Who wants to get married when you're in High School?? Plus... Hinagiku's got a poo on her head.Sure, it looks like her putrid green hair, but really, I can assure you, she takes her craps from the toilet and puts them on her head asthe ultimatefashion statement from hell.


Chapter 2: Death by Rabies.

Yousuke sat in his shrine to Momoko. He gazed lovingly at his Wedding Peach treasures, the imitation ruby ring that appeared in episode two, a strand of Momoko's putrid hair, a bunch of posters of her and her annoying friends and his favorite, an autographed photo of her One True Love.

He kissed the photo lovingly, and put it underneath his pillow and dreamed erotic dreams of her squeaky voice, her pink hair, and passionate kisses between himself and that lovely pathetic creature known as Momoko, AKA Wedding Peach.

Meanwhile, Momoko was doing something stupid…. As usual. She was skipping merrily through a forest, talking to the little animals as they ran in terror from her. In fact, the only animal that was not fleeing her was a little squirrel.

"Hello Little Squirrel," said Momoko, not noticing that the squirrel had evil red eyes and was foaming at the mouth.

"GRRRARRRGG." Said the squirrel coming closer.

"Wanna nut?" asked Momoko, offering one to the rabid animal.

"MRAAGGAH" said the squirrel, biting off a chunk of Momoko's flesh, then scurrying away to its nest, to feed its family.

"Bad Squirrel!" squealed Momoko as the squirrel ran away. "Oh well, I'd better get to my romantic dinner with Yousuke! I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM!"

They were halfway into dessert when the Rabies struck.

"Wanna bite of my chocolate covered strawberries?" simpered Yousuke,

"GRRRRAGGGH"

"Okay, some cake, then?"

"VERGAHMURGH"

"Okay… I guess you don't like desse…"

And those were Yousuke's last words before Momoko decided to feast upon his entrails.

After her feast, the Rabid Momoko went on a rampage, eating most of Tokyo, before she progressed into her final stage… paralysis.

Momoko fell over, twitched, and then died a slow and painful death.

There was no one to come to her funeral. She had eaten tham all.

The End.

Look forward to Chapter Three: Death by Poison