THE AKEMI AND OSAMU SHOW!!!

Hey people! I love you guys! You actually put me on your favorite authors list! I wish I got some reviews though…GUESS WHAT! ::you people:: What? ::me:: I'M ON CHRISTMAS VACATION! SO I GET TO RIGHT FOR YOU GUYS A WHOLE BUNCH! I wrote this in one day! I put a lot of thought into it though, so I hope you like it! R&R Please

-Bebop


::random people singing:: THE AKEMI AND OSAMU SHOW!!!

Osamu: Welcome to the Akemi and Osamu show. Today is a normal day just like last time. Akemi is still cuddling after a week….

::BACKSTAGE::

Akemi: ::snuggle::

Inuyasha: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ::snores::

::ONSTAGE::

Osamu: Today we have another guest. It's Shippo the shrimp!

Shippo: I'M NOT A SHRIMP!!!

Osamu: Yeah yeah, that's what they ALL say.

Shippo: GR…

Akemi: BE NICE TO SHIPPO!

Osamu: Oh, hi Akemi. Done snuggling I see.

Akemi: No I'm not.

::long pause::

Osamu: Yes you are, you're standing right there.

::long pause::

Akemi: ::walks backstage::

Shippo: That was odd…

Osamu: She's just an odd person.

Shippo: ::blink:: ::blink::

Osamu: We'll be right back after this commercial break…

Director Dude: CUT! ::runs onto the stage:: This must NOT happen! Akemi MUST BE ON THE STAGE! She's one of the co-hosts for Heaven's sake! Someone get me some vodka.

A Stage Dude Named Ed: ::comes on the stage with a bottle of vodka:: Here you go sir.

Director Dude: Thank you.

Camera Guy: Ahem…

Director Dude: What?

Camera Guy: ::walks up and whispers to Director Dude:: pst psssssst pst pst psst

Director Dude: O.O ::whispers to Osamu:: pst psssssst pst pst psst

Osamu: Uh...

Director Dude and Camera Guy: ::walk off stage::

Osamu: Um…apparently there is no commercial break because Naraku killed all the marketers…

Akemi: ::from backstage:: YEAH! SO HOLD YOUR WHIZZES FOR LATER!

Shippo: … ::looks at the pretty stage lights:: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Osamu: …

Shippo: ::keeps staring::

Osamu: What, you've never seen spotlights before?

Shippo: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SPOTLIGHTS…

Osamu: Okay…

Inuyasha: ::runs onstage with Akemi on his leg:: HELP! I WAS SLEEPING AND THEN I WOKE UP AND I HAD THIS LITTLE WHELP ON ME!!!

Osamu: That's Akemi…remember?...The video game attack?

Inuyasha: …No…

Osamu: slaps forehead I'm surrounded by idiots…

Inuyasha: …HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs around in circles screaming::

Shippo: ::jumps on Inuyasha's head::

Inuyasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NOW I'VE GOT TWO WHELPS ON ME!!! ::screams louder::

Osamu: Now I REALLY wish Naraku didn't kill all the marketers…

Akemi: YAY! FUN RIDE! ::cuddles Inuyasha's leg::

Inuyasha: ::falls over:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HELP!!!

Osamu: Is the show over yet?!

Camera Guy: Nope. Sorry.

Osamu: COULD SOMEONE AT LEAST GET ME SOME ASPIRIN?! OWWWWWWWWW MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!

::a purple Pikachu walks on stage::

Osamu: Now Pikachu is PURPLE?! They changed it AGAIN!

Pikachu: Hey, could all ya homies shuddup? I'm tryin' ta get some sleep here!

Osamu: Now he's got a black accent too! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Pikachu: Hey, I said shuddup!

Inuyasha: What's a Pikachu? It's scaring me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ::spins around in circles on the floor:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ::breathes:: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! ::faints::

Pikachu: ::curls up into a little purple ball and falls asleep::

Osamu: Akemi's snuggling Inuyasha's leg, Shippo is fused to Inuyasha's head, Inuyahsa's got a concussion, and the purple Pikachu's asleep. I guess there's nothing else to do so…bye…


There we go! It's done! Hope you like! Please review! Fragmented sentences! Again! I'm Excited! I'm high! Goodbye! That rhymed! Goodbye for real this time!

-Bebop