Things that Harry won't do or say part 2

Thursday:

Today, Harry was serving detention with Snape, due to Wednesday's events.

"You think that you can dress up as a bat, drag me to the dark forest and put me in a cave" Snape sneered "well, you shall be punished severly".

"Don't bet on it you greasy haired, big nosed asshole" Harry blurted out. Snape spun around on the spot and gave Harry the evils.

"What did you say to me, potter?" the potions master demanded.

"I called you a greasy haired, big nosed asshole. Get that into your thick skull, bitch" Harry replied with a smirk. Snape growled in fury and threw a board rubber at him in which Harry had to duck.

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SUCH NAMES YOU INSOLENT LITTLE BUGGER" Snape growled.

"Oooooooh, Snapeys getting mardy bum, snapey's getting mardy bum" Harry sang.

"SHUT UP" Snape wailed.

"Now now mardy bum, I see you frowning, it's like looking down the barrell of a gun and it goes off" Harry sang. Losing his temper, Snape grabbed Harry by the collar, booted him out of the classroom and slammed the door in his face.

"YOU REALLY NEED TIME OUT SEVVY" Harry called.

"GO AWAY POTTER" Snape yelled from inside the shrugged and walked away.

Friday:

Today, Harry had to confess something to Ron and Hermione.

"Guys, I'm in love" he admitted " and I feel ashamed". Hermione smiled and put her hand on his knees.

"You don't have to feel ashamed of being in love Harry, it happens to everyone" she told him with a reassuring smile.

"But I should feel ashamed because I'm in love with a man" the boy who lived blurted out. Both Ron and Hermione gasped in horror.

"You mean, you're you're........" Ron said.

"Yes Ron, I am gay" Harry admitted putting his hand on his chest and hanging his head "I am a gayboy".

"So, who is it that you're in love with?" Hermione asked. Harry took a deep breath and prepared for the consequences.

"It's Malfoy" Harry admitted. Both Ron and Hermione screamed.

"nooooooooooooooooooo" they wailed.

"It's true" Harry said "I am in love with Draco Malfoy".

"But Harry, he's a slytherin and they are our enemies" Ron said in horror.

"How could you betray us like this Harry?" Hermione sobbed.

"Does he know?" Ron asked as Hermione wailed.

"Yes, he knows" Harry replied " and he's waiting for me down in the dungeons for me" and he walked off.

"Oh my god, he's fucking Malfoy" Ron gasped. Hermione was still wailing.

"I wanted it to be me, I wanted him to fuck me" she screamed. Ron patted her on the shoulder.

"There there Hermione, how about you do me instead?" he suggested. Hermione pushed him down.

"Screw you, I wanted to be fucked by Harry Potter, not you" she spat before walking off. Ron started crying and took out his teddy bear.

"At least I have you, buster" he said to his teddy bear, sobbing.

That's Harry Potter done, next week, it's Voldemort. Stay tuned.